Humor : Decompression sickness Posts : 1701 Join date : 2011-10-19 Age : 30 Location : Lancashire, England
Subject: I'm one tough motherfucker Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:39 am
So I was at Survivor Series, right? And Kurt Cobain was about to tombstone piledriver me through the top of the Hell in a Cell, but I reversed it into a small package, knocking him out for good. Then Triple H came to the ring and hip thrusted at me with Shawn Michaels. After a brief orgy (man he sure gave me some sweet chin music if you know what I mean) we went partying and shoved about a ton of cocaine up my arsehole, so the cops wouldn't find it after we got arrested at that bank we robbed. Man, you've gotta KNOW your shit to take hardcore drugs like I do. And I'm pretty hardcore, and could take you all on with my new stable SxE (not involving that straight edge guy who sucks). Yeah man, you don't FUCK with the small package. So after calming Triple H down with some fetal spooning and orange slices, we went over to Layne Staley's house (he's a friend of my uncle's grandma's boyfriend's parole officer) and shot up about a metric litre of heroin there and then, but it had little effect on me so we decided to get some detergent and sugar bombs and make ULTRA HEROIN and then everyone else except me OD'd. So after beating the shit out of Tyler Durden and the entirety of Werelist, I ascended to a higher plane of existence through my huge throbbing ego and died of hardcore. so you know, can't touch this
Bitchy_Whiny_Douche_Fox
Humor : I've got balls of cotton. Posts : 605 Join date : 2011-11-10 Age : 32 Location : 6000 leagues up my own asshole.
Subject: Re: I'm one tough motherfucker Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:44 pm
Idk that sounds kind of made up
Dev
Humor : The Internet Posts : 199 Join date : 2011-11-30 Age : 29 Location : Delaware
Subject: Re: I'm one tough motherfucker Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:00 pm
Foxy_Boy wrote:
Idk that sounds kind of made up
nah I watched it on Pay per Veiw
Wolf-Bone
Posts : 3290 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 41
Subject: Re: I'm one tough motherfucker Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:56 pm
The point you should've realized it was a dream was the part about Triple H and Layne Staley. Triple H has a huge hardon for Motorhead, so if he was gonna be hanging out with anyone it'd be Lemmy. Seriously, he's had two themes done by them, as well as the theme for the old Evolution stable, and iirc they even did the theme for a PPV - basically all because of Triple H's pull in the company. Corporate rock for corporate cock. Although Raven had a cover of Come As You Are in WCW which worked its way into at least one other theme of his. Tommy Dreamer had Man In The Box in ECW and a cover version thereafter. I could've sworn somebody had Would, or a cover version but I can't find it so it's probably just a false memory.
Daisy The Bunny
Humor : Decompression sickness Posts : 1701 Join date : 2011-10-19 Age : 30 Location : Lancashire, England
Subject: Re: I'm one tough motherfucker Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:54 pm
No this actually happened.
Wolf-Bone
Posts : 3290 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 41
Subject: Re: I'm one tough motherfucker Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:30 pm
Thlayli wrote:
No this actually happened.
that's impossible far fetched as it is, Layne Staley could've faked his own death but Werelist's users actually engaging in social activities? how gullible you think we are?
Daisy The Bunny
Humor : Decompression sickness Posts : 1701 Join date : 2011-10-19 Age : 30 Location : Lancashire, England
Subject: Re: I'm one tough motherfucker Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:45 pm
Well they might be sniffing other people's butts.
Wolf-Bone
Posts : 3290 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 41
Subject: Re: I'm one tough motherfucker Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:05 pm
Thlayli wrote:
Well they might be sniffing other people's butts.
that's a sexual activity therians are a lot like furries in that even 1st base is scary territory for them except they generally look down on furries for attempting to cope with this through things like art and fursuits preferring to see some sort of positive side to being pathologically averse to the most basic physical contact/interaction case in point: furry cons can be massive events "howls" usually have about a dozen or so people, tops, and even then they often can't get along
Daisy The Bunny
Humor : Decompression sickness Posts : 1701 Join date : 2011-10-19 Age : 30 Location : Lancashire, England
Subject: Re: I'm one tough motherfucker Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:08 pm
How did this get from a Kurt Cobain piledriver to Therian butt-sniffing?
Wolf-Bone
Posts : 3290 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 41
Subject: Re: I'm one tough motherfucker Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:29 am
Thlayli wrote:
How did this get from a Kurt Cobain piledriver to Therian butt-sniffing?