You daily routine

wake up. masturbate vigorously. cry hysterically. use cum as hair gel. shower. masturbate. take a shit. masturbate. see girl you like. piss your pants in front of her. cry deeply. go home and change into your dukes of hazard pants. masturbate. go to school with crusty dukes of hazard pants. go to math. masturbate in back of math. shit yourself and cry. throw shit at teacher. get expelled. run to the toilets. cry deeply. masturbate. go to lunch. hear girls saying you smell. cry deeply and masturbate in the back of cafeteria. head home. steal a snickers bar. get arrested. cry deeply. masturbate at the police station. go to court. masturbate in front of the judge. piss on the prosecution attourney. scream that you want your daughter back. get a suspended sentence. finally get home. masturbate furiously to sick furry porn. cry. go on FAF. start a fight with cerberus over abortion. get banned 5eva. cry deeply. masturbate furiously. shit pants. fall asleep. repeat.

Thlayli wrote:

wake up. masturbate vigorously. cry hysterically. use cum as hair gel. shower. masturbate. take a shit. masturbate. see girl you like. piss your pants in front of her. cry deeply. go home and change into your dukes of hazard pants. masturbate. go to school with crusty dukes of hazard pants. go to math. masturbate in back of math. shit yourself and cry. throw shit at teacher. get expelled. run to the toilets. cry deeply. masturbate. go to lunch. hear girls saying you smell. cry deeply and masturbate in the back of cafeteria. head home. steal a snickers bar. get arrested. cry deeply. masturbate at the police station. go to court. masturbate in front of the judge. piss on the prosecution attourney. scream that you want your daughter back. get a suspended sentence. finally get home. masturbate furiously to sick furry porn. cry. go on FAF. start a fight with cerberus over abortion. get banned 5eva. cry deeply. masturbate furiously. shit pants. fall asleep. repeat.

Eh, same here

Sleep, get dressed, eat, work, troll people online, get owned by mosou spammers, bug people on IM's and repeat

Wake up, get out of bed, drag a comb across my head. Make my way down stairs and have a cup, looking up, I notice I am late. Grab my coat, grab my hat, hit the road in seconds flat. Find my way up stairs and have a smoke and somebody speaks and I go into a dream, ahhhhahhaaaaa.

wake up to a bad dream, sit in shower, get dressed, go on computer for an hour to apply for jobs on various jub hunting sites, go out to apply for/check on applications, go home disappointed, sit at computer for more hours, eat, sit at computer some more, have bad conversations with people, play harvest moon, lie in bed for an hour, sleep

1- Masturbate.
2- Wake up.
3- Masturbate.
4- Breakfast.
5- Read every post on forums, masturbate to posts that compliment me.
6- Go to school or work, depending on the day.
7- Masturbate at school or work.
8- Go home, masturbate while driving.
9- Check forums again, masturbate to posts that make me angry.
10- Homework, then TF2, then masturbate if there's any time left.
11- Apply burn cream to genitals
12- Go to sleep.
13- Masturbate.

Riv wrote:

1- Masturbate.
2- Wake up.
3- Masturbate.
4- Breakfast.
5- Read every post on forums, masturbate to posts that compliment me.
6- Go to school or work, depending on the day.
7- Masturbate at school or work.
8- Go home, masturbate while driving.
9- Check forums again, masturbate to posts that make me angry.
10- Homework, then TF2, then masturbate if there's any time left.
11- Apply burn cream to genitals
12- Go to sleep.
13- Masturbate.

hoyl fuck

Riv wrote:

1- Masturbate.
2- Wake up.
3- Masturbate.
4- Breakfast.
5- Read every post on forums, masturbate to posts that compliment me.
6- Go to school or work, depending on the day.
7- Masturbate at school or work.
8- Go home, masturbate while driving.
9- Check forums again, masturbate to posts that make me angry.
10- Homework, then TF2, then masturbate if there's any time left.
11- Apply burn cream to genitals
12- Go to sleep.
13- Masturbate.

you masturbate before you're even out of sleep? teach me...

-Wake up, sometimes because of the alarm.
-Brush my teeth if i don't forget.
-Turn on the pc without actually using it just yet.
-Get some cereal or OJ.
-Play some games for like 20 minutes.
-Get on the PC and check on my FA, forums, youtube and rarely formspring and f-list.
-Make good use of my alone time.. >.>
-Draw some stuff.
-Chat with some friends. or stalk if it's Milo or Kaizy :U
-Remember i had my music off all along & put on some Renard.
-Grab a shower.
-Go back to gaming some more.
-Go back to drawing some more, sometimes while in tinychat.
-Turn off PC
-Brush my teeth again.
-More alone time >.>
-Sleep

Friday,Friday
somethin-something FRIDAY
*mumble* WEEEE-kend!

This whole thread just screams this:


I wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P. Diddy...

Monochrome Kanon wrote:

-Wake up, sometimes because of the alarm.

-Make good use of my alone time.. >.>

-Grab a shower.

-More alone time >.>
-Sleep

i wake up
shower, brush teeth, wash meh face etc.
eat breakfast
random shit
family problem
driving car to work
driving someone else to work
driving to school
driving to my house cause i forgot something
drive to school again
classwork
drive home
chores
pick up everyone
family problems
night night everyone
repeat :U

Wake up
Get yelled at
Drink something
Eat something
Sit on the computer
Play video games
Sit on the computer some more
Shower
Wait til father comes home
Get yelled at some more
Sit on the computer some more
Bed

Workdays:
- wake up at 8:15
- leave for the bus at 8:30
- work
- go home
- computer and tv
- sometimes eat dinner (usually no breakfast or lunch)
- computer and tv
- bed at midnight

Non Work Days
- wake up whenever i want
- computer
- eat sporadically or not at all
- computer
- sleep when i am tired
- sometimes have a nap earlier in the day

DaBigX26 wrote:

Monochrome Kanon wrote:

-Wake up, sometimes because of the alarm.

-Make good use of my alone time.. >.>

-Grab a shower.

-More alone time >.>
-Sleep

i wake up
masturbate
masturbate
masturbate
masturbate
masturbate some more
masturbate and eat at the same time
masturbate while taking a shit
masturbate when asleep
repeat :U

his true routine

Wake up, internet, take a shower, drive to class, eat in the car, class, drive home from class, eat dinner, watch star trek and/or daily show, internet, fap, internet, minecraft, internet, internet, snack more, internet, internet, minecraft, internet, internet, sleep, repeat...

My actual schedule as of right now is this.
-wake up
-go outside to talk to random people
-go do things they ask me to do
-kill people and/or animals/creatures in the process with my magic sword
-complete what I was asked to do and get paid or get stuff
-hit the local tavern
-have a drink with god
-ask what's goin on for somethin to do
-leave the tavern
-suck someones blood while their asleep
-go do some shit
-crush a rebellion
-kill multiple dragons
-get home
-drop 300 lbs of crap, armor, and weapons
-have a meal
-go to sleep
-after hours of doing that, turn off skyrim and watch a movie til I pass out.

I just noticed the typo in this thread's title ._.

Oh god shut up.

Wake up.
Medicine.
Rage.
Get yelled at.
Commute.
Go to school (or sleep).
Commute back.
Go to work.
Listen to NPR and different music while driving.
Deliver shitty pizzas to shitty people.
Go home.
Get yelled at.
Get on the computer and argue with people.
Smoke something.
Go to sleep when it finally starts wearing down.
Repeat.

I've been trying to cut nicotine from my daily habits, but it's a bit hard...