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PostSubject: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:56 am

So long story short, me and Jeff (my landlord) got kicked out of firkin for being to drunk, we got kicked out of Lucky's too, but they were respectful, and then we went to Maccabes, had a pitcher, Jeff was bothering some girls so we got kicked out again, the manager wouldn't let me get a word in, which is totally disrespectful, I was sneering at the pussy security guard the whole time, I really outta go back with my roman kris and run the fucker through, who do you think your fucking with? don't fucking treat me like that, because I know your face now, and you better fucking pray I don't see you on the street. Whats sad is I was totally respectful too, I should have snapped both their fucking necks.

Then we tried to get coke, it was crack, and I offered to burn the guys house down because I was spying on the middle man (like any smart fox would do) but Jeff doesn't want me too... I'm so fucking insulted... I can hardly control the rage built up inside of me...


Let me tell you... They'll pay.

Why that crack dealer should pay though, is we asked for coke, and I'm not doing crack, Jeff isn't doing crack, we threw away 80$.

Someone has got to die.
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:01 am

Didn't you say you didn't like doing cocaine in the first place? (I refuse to use the word "coke" because I associate that with Coca-Cola and I don't want it ruined for me.)
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:13 am

join my band first
you haven't paid your Jews dues yet
to be gettin' on like some rock star
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:08 am

Heys so why are bringing all these scary swords and guns and bows down? Are you trying to intimidate me? 'Cause its working!

No no, I'm giving em to ya, if I was trying to scare ya I'd be pointing shit in your face

So what happened tonight again?

We went to the Spanish place, then we went to the stampede,

Then Serj came!

Yeah then Serj came, and we drank there for a bit

Then we went to the Firken!

Yeah, and they kicked you out for being too drunk, so we went to Lucky's and they kicked you out again while I was bleeding the lizard, and they were very respectful, then we went to Mc'Cabes

Yeah

They were total dicks there, even though they served us a pitcher you got us kicked out cause you couldn't leave those girls alone

...Yeah

So we went to the gay bar, and there was noone there.

Uh huh...

Then I walked you home and were obnoxious trying to get a ride from everyone the whole way you lazy cunt!

Oh yeah... Well I really want Chucky, really bad

Fuck you!

Jeff you should know hes straight...

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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:52 am

lol I like how often I quite literally hear people say "I tried it once, and I won't do it again" only a month later to hear how desperate they are to get more of it.
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:59 am


Seriously stop posting Seriously?
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:03 am

Yeah fuck you Milo, the coke was supposed to be on Jeff but we got fucking crack instead and we threw it away, either way I said don't do it unless it's free.

I'm not disappointed.

Still wanna burn the crack dealers house down with him inside it though...


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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:11 am

Foxy_Boy wrote:
I said don't do it unless it's free.
Yeah, 'cause that makes doing drugs ok.
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:14 am

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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:14 am

Zenia wrote:
Foxy_Boy wrote:
I said don't do it unless it's free.
Yeah, 'cause that makes doing drugs ok.
Of course it doesn't silly, don't you understand I'm not a role model?

I'm a bad bad fox, deserves to be punished badly.

Not too badly... Or I'll makes dem wish they was aborted....
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:26 am

I'm posting while slightly buzzed off a weed hit and even I think you're an idiot. :V
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:27 am

Ahkmill wrote:
I'm posting while slightly buzzed off a weed hit and even I think you're an idiot. :V

aw ahkmil, I thought you only smoked cigs
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:30 am

MiloTime wrote:
Ahkmill wrote:
I'm posting while slightly buzzed off a weed hit and even I think you're an idiot. :V

aw ahkmil, I thought you only smoked cigs
On a rare, celebratory occasion I'll touch weed. Other than that, cigars and cigs only.
I would never touch coke or crack or anything like that.
I'm not looking to get stupid. Just relaxed.
When you live in the home I live in, it comes in handy...
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:32 am

Ahkmill wrote:
I'm posting while slightly buzzed off a weed hit and even I think you're an idiot. :V
Good job, you'll be just like me in four years.

Whats funny is that you're actually all like me.

I don't even feel like I'm loved until I'm hated
Making a situation more complicated

I know that you all hate me
You don't really dispise or hate me
Hide behind your facade but I see
You're wastin your time hatin me just like me
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:32 am

Ahkmill wrote:
MiloTime wrote:
Ahkmill wrote:
I'm posting while slightly buzzed off a weed hit and even I think you're an idiot. :V

aw ahkmil, I thought you only smoked cigs
On a rare, celebratory occasion I'll touch weed. Other than that, cigars and cigs only.
I would never touch coke or crack or anything like that.
I'm not looking to get stupid. Just relaxed.
When you live in the home I live in, it comes in handy...

my step dad has enough weed to makes millions off of. seriously, he smokes about 6-10 times a day. I can only assume he spends about $200 a week on pot alone
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:32 am

I dont hate you, just a majority of the posts you seem to make
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:34 am

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Ahkmill wrote:
I'm posting while slightly buzzed off a weed hit and even I think you're an idiot. :V
Good job, you'll be just like me in four years.
Naaaah.
I actually like my life where it's at, minus my household.
I'm not gonna fuck it up with a coke addiction.
In four years, I'll hopefully have even quit cigarettes.
All depends on if I've gotten to be with Kanon.
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:35 am

Foxy_Boy wrote:
Ahkmill wrote:
I'm posting while slightly buzzed off a weed hit and even I think you're an idiot. :V
Good job, you'll be just like me in four years.

Whats funny is that you're actually all like me.

I don't even feel like I'm loved until I'm hated
Making a situation more complicated

I know that you all hate me
You don't really dispise or hate me
Hide behind your facade but I see
You're wastin your time hatin me just like me

don't rap :I

actually I don't hate you. I don't even dislike you. I just kind of pity you. as high and mighty as that sounds, you just remind me of my siblings. although to be fair, my sister got rich from fucking a millionaire so... yea pokerface
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:36 am

This thread needs a little derailing.
I see an Umbreon and it makes me happy~









Drugs are bad, kids.
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:50 am

Ahkmill wrote:
Foxy_Boy wrote:
Ahkmill wrote:
I'm posting while slightly buzzed off a weed hit and even I think you're an idiot. :V
Good job, you'll be just like me in four years.
Naaaah.
I actually like my life where it's at, minus my household.
I'm not gonna fuck it up with a coke addiction.
In four years, I'll hopefully have even quit cigarettes.
Well first I'm not addicted to coke, but its fun, so if it's free I'll do it, but fucking hell no way am I ever paying.

Second, what are you 16? there's so much time to go down the wrong fucking path...

Still, it's never too late to turn around...
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:51 am

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Still, it's never too late to turn around...

and you haven't done this yet because...?
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:56 am

MiloTime wrote:
Foxy_Boy wrote:

Still, it's never too late to turn around...

and you haven't done this yet because...?
I'm surrounded by people who are actually a bad influence on me!

Can you believe that? I hardly can...
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:58 am

I'm 18, holmes.
I don't plan on using any substance for too long. Cigarettes, weed, anything. I may even cut out booze except for maybe like, a hard lemonade.
My willpower has been put to the test before, and I won.
Because I... this chair is so comfy.
ANYWAYS.
Because I am going to quit.
I've seen too much of that show Intervention to let myself get that low.


Letting yourself give in to peer pressure is one thing. Having your life run by peer pressure is another.
Think for your own god damn self.
I'm high right now and even I can do it.
If my pal East Gold offered me anything right now, even a cigarette, I'd be like "FUCK NO HOLMES"
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:04 am

It's not peer pressure, it's just as much my fault.

It's all in good fun right? That's my attitude...

You have no idea how hard it is to change that perspective.
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PostSubject: Re: Do you want to fuck with me? you better get a hold of your senses.   Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:05 am

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It's not peer pressure, it's just as much my fault.

It's all in good fun right? That's my attitude...

You have no idea how hard it is to change that perspective.

you have that stereotypical coke addicted fag with a "fuck whoever and do whatever" attitude.

they've made movies out of this. you know, where the main character slowly dies a painful death :U

just sayin'
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