28 Drinks Later

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I'm here, on this forum
everything is so clear
I'm playing guitar perfectly for my skill level and singing every grunge song ever, equally perfect
if only the chords and rhythms I was playing remotely matched the lyrics
also there's a chair right behind me
why the fuck am I typing this on my knees
it's like Jesus if he was a sexy buff drunk grungewuff w/ dreads
cuz he was a Christian so he was always praying and stuff
and preaching to the masses on forums like this

Subject: Re: 28 Drinks Later Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:26 am

Wolf-Bone wrote:: I'm here, on this forum
everything is so clear
I'm playing guitar perfectly for my skill level and singing every grunge song ever, equally perfect
if only the chords and rhythms I was playing remotely matched the lyrics
also there's a chair right behind me
why the fuck am I typing this on my knees
it's like Jesus if he was a sexy buff drunk grungewuff w/ dreads
cuz he was a Christian so he was always praying and stuff
and preaching to the masses on forums like this

Nuh uh.

Jesus was a Jew. He preached on Jewish forums.

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Riv wrote:: Nuh uh.

Jesus was a Jew. He preached on Jewish forums.

I still have half a mind to troll the only Rasta forum I ever found
well, it's only ostensibly a Rasta forum and really more a black supremacist forum
just folks of that bent believe you can't have one without the other
they spend just as much time bashing queers as extolling the teachings of Christ/H.I.M, if not more
the thing is their madness takes on a life of its own and turns into this thing that I'm just dumbstruck by every time I see it
they don't write ED articles on how to troll people like this
mostly because they're so fringe even ED doesn't know they exist

Subject: Re: 28 Drinks Later Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:06 am

Wolf-Bone wrote:: they don't write ED articles on how to troll people like this
mostly because they're so fringe even ED doesn't know they exist

I always read ED as "erectile dysfunction."

Subject: Re: 28 Drinks Later Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:51 am

Good to see that nobody on this forum has stopped drinking.

Subject: Re: 28 Drinks Later Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:52 am

*MICHAEL FUCKING CERA
I SEE MICHAEL FUCKING CERA.
PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS

Subject: Re: 28 Drinks Later Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:14 pm

I wasn't, until you posted that.

Damn you.

Subject: Re: 28 Drinks Later Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:34 pm

Ahkmill wrote:: *MICHAEL FUCKING CERA
I SEE MICHAEL FUCKING CERA.
PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS

that's because it is lol

Subject: Re: 28 Drinks Later Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:33 am

I was under the impression this was going to be about me.

You can't drink 28 drinks and stay awake.

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Foxy_Boy wrote:: I was under the impression this was going to be about me.

Isn't everything?

Foxy_Boy wrote:: You can't drink 28 drinks and stay awake.

It was a reference to 28 Days Later you retard.

Subject: Re: 28 Drinks Later Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:09 am

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Foxy_Boy wrote:: I was under the impression this was going to be about me.

Isn't everything?

No babes ;3

Foxy_Boy wrote:: You can't drink 28 drinks and stay awake.

Wolf-Bone wrote:: It was a reference to 28 Days Later you retard.

Yeah no shit, you still can't drink 28 drinks :V

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go fucking kill yourself already

Subject: Re: 28 Drinks Later Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:01 pm

Why are either of you even using this forum.

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Southpaw wrote:: Why are either of you even using this forum.

That's a question I'm asking myself a lot lately.

Subject: Re: 28 Drinks Later Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:05 pm

Southpaw wrote:: Why are either of you even using this forum.

I think the admins are letting this play itself out because it's just too sweet to ban

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MiloTime wrote:: I think the admins are letting this play itself out because it's just too sweet to ban

I agree, I should totally be banned for what Foxy Boy posts. The fact I despise him slightly less than most makes us friends, and therefor, me responsible for his conduct.

Subject: Re: 28 Drinks Later Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:47 pm

Wolf-Bone wrote:

MiloTime wrote:: I think the admins are letting this play itself out because it's just too sweet to ban

I agree, I should totally be banned for what Foxy Boy posts. The fact I despise him slightly less than most makes us friends, and therefor, me responsible for his conduct.

well I AM mostly referring to foxy boy if it's any consolation

Subject: Re: 28 Drinks Later Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:09 pm

You say that like you've never posted something bad on here.

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Southpaw wrote:: You say that like you've never posted something bad on here.

I know you are but what am I?

Subject: Re: 28 Drinks Later Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:32 pm

A waste of our time?

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Southpaw wrote:: A waste of our time?

Note the title of the forums, printed in huge gold letters.
Christ, I'd expect a senile oldfuck to walk right into that one but had a bit more faith in you.

Subject: Re: 28 Drinks Later Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:40 pm

Your a waste of our wasted time, that's pretty bad. |:

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Southpaw wrote:: Your a waste of our wasted time, that's pretty bad. |:

What's pretty bad is when you keep making such a forced effort to mount a comeback of a comeback when there's no fight except the one you're trying to pick to make yourself look good.

Subject: Re: 28 Drinks Later Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:00 pm

I'm not picking a fight I'm just wondering what the logic behind posting on here is, sorry if it seems like I'm being hostile.

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Southpaw wrote:: I'm not picking a fight I'm just wondering what the logic behind posting on here is, sorry if it seems like I'm being hostile.

You're either completely devoid of social skills or lying. Since you don't know me that well, I'll offer you the courtesy of knowing that I pretty much assume the worst in everyone, especially their motives.