General Time Wasting Thread 6

blackfuredfox wrote:

What's baklava?

Have I seriously never made baklava for you? We need to change that.
http://images.wikia.com/bakingrecipes/images/9/9e/Baklava.jpg

lunar_helix wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

What's baklava?

Have I seriously never made baklava for you? We need to change that.
http://images.wikia.com/bakingrecipes/images/9/9e/Baklava.jpg

Never, and all I got was a blue box with a question mark in it.

Shit.

It's basically layering phyllo dough and a mix of walnuts and cinnamon over and over, for about eight layers, then baking it, then drizzling a steaming-hot sauce made with honey, sugar, water, and vanilla extract over it when it comes out of the oven, so it sizzles on the baking sheet.

lunar_helix wrote:

Shit.

It's basically layering phyllo dough and a mix of walnuts and cinnamon over and over, for about eight layers, then baking it, then drizzling a steaming-hot sauce made with honey, sugar, water, and vanilla extract over it when it comes out of the oven, so it sizzles on the baking sheet.

Oh. I saw ground ant-meat with peanut brittle on top.

Riv wrote:

lunar_helix wrote:

Shit.

It's basically layering phyllo dough and a mix of walnuts and cinnamon over and over, for about eight layers, then baking it, then drizzling a steaming-hot sauce made with honey, sugar, water, and vanilla extract over it when it comes out of the oven, so it sizzles on the baking sheet.

Oh. I saw ground ant-meat with peanut brittle on top.

^

i am a number

Riv wrote:

lunar_helix wrote:

Shit.

It's basically layering phyllo dough and a mix of walnuts and cinnamon over and over, for about eight layers, then baking it, then drizzling a steaming-hot sauce made with honey, sugar, water, and vanilla extract over it when it comes out of the oven, so it sizzles on the baking sheet.

Oh. I saw ground ant-meat with peanut brittle on top.

What the fuck is phyllo dough. And with rivs description it sounds startling.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

i am a number

You are lots of numbers. Here, your number is 11.

Pliio wrote:

Riv wrote:

Oh. I saw ground ant-meat with peanut brittle on top.

^

It does look like high-quality ants though.

blackfuredfox wrote:

What the fuck is phyllo dough. And with rivs description it sounds startling.

It's evil anti-American Muslim bread. And of course it does. I am a professional fear-mongerer.

blackfuredfox wrote:

Riv wrote:

lunar_helix wrote:

Shit.

It's basically layering phyllo dough and a mix of walnuts and cinnamon over and over, for about eight layers, then baking it, then drizzling a steaming-hot sauce made with honey, sugar, water, and vanilla extract over it when it comes out of the oven, so it sizzles on the baking sheet.

Oh. I saw ground ant-meat with peanut brittle on top.

What the fuck is phyllo dough. And with rivs description it sounds startling.

Phyllo is paper-thin dough that's hard as fuck to cook with. If you buy a roll, you have to use it THAT FUCKING NIGHT so it doesn't get dry and tear.

Riv wrote:

You are lots of numbers. Here, your number is 11.

:-D my favorite!

11

Riv wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

i am a number

You are lots of numbers. Here, your number is 11.

Pliio wrote:

Riv wrote:

Oh. I saw ground ant-meat with peanut brittle on top.

^

It does look like high-quality ants though.

blackfuredfox wrote:

What the fuck is phyllo dough. And with rivs description it sounds startling.

It's evil anti-American Muslim bread. And of course it does. I am a professional fear-mongerer.

You wanna know what's scary? Germs, bacteria, disease. Those things, terrible things, there are only a few places safe from them, sealed away safely in a room, and have that room in the desert, preferably well stocked and high up to offer a good view.

These go to eleven.

Thlayli wrote:

These go to eleven.

I love you. :V

blackfuredfox wrote:

You wanna know what's scary? Germs, bacteria, disease. Those things, terrible things, there are only a few places safe from them, sealed away safely in a room, and have that room in the desert, preferably well stocked and high up to offer a good view.

Oh, you can never truly escape those things. You can run... hide... but how can you evade that which is everywhere? Or the human condition itself? Each strain of bacteria I face teaches me how better to defeat it and its allies. They are powerful and worthy adversaries, whom I am proud to fight.

lunar_helix wrote:

Thlayli wrote:

These go to eleven.

I love you. :V

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

You wanna know what's scary? Germs, bacteria, disease. Those things, terrible things, there are only a few places safe from them, sealed away safely in a room, and have that room in the desert, preferably well stocked and high up to offer a good view.

Oh, you can never truly escape those things. You can run... hide... but how can you evade that which is everywhere? Or the human condition itself? Each strain of bacteria I face teaches me how better to defeat it and its allies. They are powerful and worthy adversaries, whom I am proud to fight.

lunar_helix wrote:

Thlayli wrote:

These go to eleven.

I love you. :V

Actually, by sealing myself off and only eating properly prepared and sanitized food and only drinking bottled water I can prevent the germs from getting in my body via food. By sealing myself off and only" purifying" myself occasionally with rubbing alcohol I can stop the germs. Also by pissing in bottles and sealing them in a closet the germs wont use science on my urine to defeat me. I can also have no contact with the outside world with the exception of my most trusted personnel I can remain germ free.

whoah slow down i wasn't listening

blackfuredfox wrote:

Actually, by sealing myself off and only eating properly prepared and sanitized food and only drinking bottled water I can prevent the germs from getting in my body via food. By sealing myself off and only" purifying" myself occasionally with rubbing alcohol I can stop the germs. Also by pissing in bottles and sealing them in a closet the germs wont use science on my urine to defeat me. I can also have no contact with the outside world with the exception of my most trusted personnel I can remain germ free.

Nice try. But what you're neglecting is that your intestines are full of deadly bacteria. If you constantly sanitize your body, you will kill your normal skin inhabitants, you'll be exposing yourself to the risk of skin infections from gastrointestinal pathogens. If you get rid of your intestinal fauna, you will probably die of vitamin deficiencies. As hard as it is to believe, bacteria are our friends sometimes, and it's best not to strain that friendship.

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Actually, by sealing myself off and only eating properly prepared and sanitized food and only drinking bottled water I can prevent the germs from getting in my body via food. By sealing myself off and only" purifying" myself occasionally with rubbing alcohol I can stop the germs. Also by pissing in bottles and sealing them in a closet the germs wont use science on my urine to defeat me. I can also have no contact with the outside world with the exception of my most trusted personnel I can remain germ free.

Nice try. But what you're neglecting is that your intestines are full of deadly bacteria. If you constantly sanitize your body, you will kill your normal skin inhabitants, you'll be exposing yourself to the risk of skin infections from gastrointestinal pathogens. If you get rid of your intestinal fauna, you will probably die of vitamin deficiencies. As hard as it is to believe, bacteria are our friends sometimes, and it's best not to strain that friendship.

Bitch please.

blackfuredfox wrote:

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Actually, by sealing myself off and only eating properly prepared and sanitized food and only drinking bottled water I can prevent the germs from getting in my body via food. By sealing myself off and only" purifying" myself occasionally with rubbing alcohol I can stop the germs. Also by pissing in bottles and sealing them in a closet the germs wont use science on my urine to defeat me. I can also have no contact with the outside world with the exception of my most trusted personnel I can remain germ free.

Nice try. But what you're neglecting is that your intestines are full of deadly bacteria. If you constantly sanitize your body, you will kill your normal skin inhabitants, you'll be exposing yourself to the risk of skin infections from gastrointestinal pathogens. If you get rid of your intestinal fauna, you will probably die of vitamin deficiencies. As hard as it is to believe, bacteria are our friends sometimes, and it's best not to strain that friendship.

Bitch please.

He doesn't count. He wore tissue boxes on his feet. The FDA won't admit it, but that cures all diseases known to man, and some known only to squirrels.

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Actually, by sealing myself off and only eating properly prepared and sanitized food and only drinking bottled water I can prevent the germs from getting in my body via food. By sealing myself off and only" purifying" myself occasionally with rubbing alcohol I can stop the germs. Also by pissing in bottles and sealing them in a closet the germs wont use science on my urine to defeat me. I can also have no contact with the outside world with the exception of my most trusted personnel I can remain germ free.

Nice try. But what you're neglecting is that your intestines are full of deadly bacteria. If you constantly sanitize your body, you will kill your normal skin inhabitants, you'll be exposing yourself to the risk of skin infections from gastrointestinal pathogens. If you get rid of your intestinal fauna, you will probably die of vitamin deficiencies. As hard as it is to believe, bacteria are our friends sometimes, and it's best not to strain that friendship.

Bitch please.

He doesn't count. He wore tissue boxes on his feet. The FDA won't admit it, but that cures all diseases known to man, and some known only to squirrels.

Does too, he pioneered this.
1. Alienate Family
2. Become Successful
3. Crash good plane.
4. Fly the ridiculous one perfectly.
5. Go nuts.
6. ???
7. PROFIT.
cept he did it 10 fold.

My girlfriend bought me a bucket of Civil War plastic figurines, with wagons, horses, flags, cannons, all that fun stuff, as a reward for letting me tattoo "PROPERTY OF SHELBY" on me. Probably on my ass.

I swear I'm going to marry this girl.

Zenia wrote:

I am dizzy and have to pee a lot and have a headache too in addition to my hot/cold thing. I plugged all my symptoms into Google and the only result is "You could be pregnant!" ... No I can't. If I was, I'd be 7 months along. XDDD Plus we used two forms of protection. lmao

Stupid Google, you are no help.

And now there is a spot on my gums that hurts so I put "sores on gums" and got this as a search result "The hormonal changes of pregnancy can also increase the sensitivity of the gums, which may in some cases lead to soreness or pain."

NO I AM NOT. Stop telling me that, Internet!

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Aww man, I have homework to do and I just wanna eat something and go to sleep
I woke up from my nap all dehydrated and hot, and my nose was all stuffed up. My eyes feel itchy. I need to sleep so bad

greg-the-fox wrote:

:( I was gonna post and go "Appleception!" ... but when I quoted it, I saw that the file was already called that.

greg-the-fox wrote:

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Aww man, I have homework to do and I just wanna eat something and go to sleep
I woke up from my nap all dehydrated and hot, and my nose was all stuffed up. My eyes feel itchy. I need to sleep so bad

lol I just woke up from a nap too. what woke me up was I was bending my... boner. I always get a boner while I'm asleep, and I was in an awkward sleeping position where it bent downwards