Confessions Thread

We need this here again.

I confess that I like muscular women. Not like so muscular that their entire vascular system is outside their skin, but a person who works out more than average without over doing it. Muscular men though are a turn off, only type of women id go straight for.

I confess I tried using a certain.... thing I bought at the con last night but... I'll just say I wasn't prepared

blackfuredfox wrote:

We need this here again.

I confess that I like muscular women. Not like so muscular that their entire vascular system is outside their skin, but a person who works out more than average without over doing it. Muscular men though are a turn off, only type of women id go straight for.

You're gonna jizz your pants at bootcamp.

I confess I'm pretty much going nowhere with my life; I graduated in June and all I've done is work part-time jobs.

MiloTime wrote:

I confess I tried using a certain.... thing I bought at the con last night but... I'll just say I wasn't prepared

you have my number, pics now.

I confess that I love intimidating/aweing people and being noticed. Not necessarily a celebrity, but to be looked at.

blackfuredfox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I confess I tried using a certain.... thing I bought at the con last night but... I'll just say I wasn't prepared

you have my number, pics now.

psh, like I'd show something that horrid

also, my month is almost up. gotta save up to buy another month.

so yea, I confess I like starfox to the point where if I had art skills, I'd draw soooo much porn of him...

I also confess that I actually don't mind being thought of as a redneck.

(not my art)
Holy fuck I've got a lot of these things.

MiloTime wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I confess I tried using a certain.... thing I bought at the con last night but... I'll just say I wasn't prepared

you have my number, pics now.

psh, like I'd show something that horrid

also, my month is almost up. gotta save up to buy another month.

so yea, I confess I like starfox to the point where if I had art skills, I'd draw soooo much porn of him...

Lol, I meant of what you bought, but both would be better. I love starfox too, there's actually a part in the USAF Hymn where you hear where starfox got the idea for the music.

blackfuredfox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I confess I tried using a certain.... thing I bought at the con last night but... I'll just say I wasn't prepared

you have my number, pics now.

psh, like I'd show something that horrid

also, my month is almost up. gotta save up to buy another month.

so yea, I confess I like starfox to the point where if I had art skills, I'd draw soooo much porn of him...

Lol, I meant of what you bought, but both would be better. I love starfox too, there's actually a part in the USAF Hymn where you hear where starfox got the idea for the music.

....I have a picture on my phone...

lunar_helix wrote:

I love the country, not on the level of hill billy, but more of a semi educated redneck. Like Kenny Chesney, who is sext as fuck. Milo, send me that picture.

blackfuredfox wrote:

lunar_helix wrote:

I love the country, not on the level of hill billy, but more of a semi educated redneck. Like Kenny Chesney, who is sext as fuck. Milo, send me that picture.

I know that I'm not a stereotypical redneck at heart, but it doesn't bother me. In fact I kinda like feeling all badass.

lunar_helix wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

lunar_helix wrote:

I love the country, not on the level of hill billy, but more of a semi educated redneck. Like Kenny Chesney, who is sext as fuck. Milo, send me that picture.

I know that I'm not a stereotypical redneck at heart, but it doesn't bother me. In fact I kinda like feeling all badass.

my family is all stereotypical redneck. my mom's side is hillbilly, and my dad's side is pure redneck.

my dad (ast I saw him at least) never wears a shirt, so his fat ass bear belly hangs out. he ACTUALLY has half a bus in his backyard that he uses as a hangout. he frequently says "GITTERDONE" followed by one single "HAAA" as he swings his beer around.

he's... the very core of redneck

lunar_helix wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

lunar_helix wrote:

I love the country, not on the level of hill billy, but more of a semi educated redneck. Like Kenny Chesney, who is sext as fuck. Milo, send me that picture.

I know that I'm not a stereotypical redneck at heart, but it doesn't bother me. In fact I kinda like feeling all badass.

I genuinely appreciate and enjoy fishing.

blackfuredfox wrote:

lunar_helix wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

lunar_helix wrote:

I love the country, not on the level of hill billy, but more of a semi educated redneck. Like Kenny Chesney, who is sext as fuck. Milo, send me that picture.

I know that I'm not a stereotypical redneck at heart, but it doesn't bother me. In fact I kinda like feeling all badass.

I genuinely appreciate and enjoy fishing.

I love fishing :3c And Milo, that's the not-good-kind of redneck.

God I love the south...

lunar_helix wrote:

God I love the south...

But... you're a lesbian...

greg-the-fox wrote:

lunar_helix wrote:

God I love the south...

But... you're a lesbian...

Lots of lesbians can still have Southern pride.

Well I would have a conf-
Wait! I love sports bras, I think they are hot.
One of the only times I'll use a meme, but...

Me Gusta

In real life, I'm not ACTUALLY a slut

Shocking, I know

Or maybe I am a slut, but I'm just too shy to act on it
(yeah probably that one)

greg-the-fox wrote:

In real life, I'm not ACTUALLY a slut

Shocking, I know

Or maybe I am a slut, but I'm just too shy to act on it
(yeah probably that one)

I confess shy people are adorable. I never liked over confident people for some reason...

MiloTime wrote:

I confess shy people are adorable. I never liked over confident people for some reason...

I like smooth talkers in the movies like James Bond

Oh man if someone started flirting with me like that I'd be naked in no time

And yeah shy is cute... but I'm the shy one. So if I'm in the room with someone shyer than me, it's just like

AWKWARD SMALLTALK

greg-the-fox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I confess shy people are adorable. I never liked over confident people for some reason...

I like smooth talkers in the movies like James Bond

Oh man if someone started flirting with me like that I'd be naked in no time

And yeah shy is cute... but I'm the shy one. So if I'm in the room with someone shyer than me, it's just like

AWKWARD SMALLTALK

I'm pretty shy myself... sometimes people say I'm a lot shyer than I think I am. I mean, sometimes I feel confident, yet people STILL call me shy, and it's like WTF

so greg... when you bought those pants you're wearing, were they 50% off?... cause at my place, they'd be 100% off :V

I confess a formidable envy of gay people, particularly slightly built effeminate or androgynous gay people, and to thinking that their lives are easy and that gay rights = firstworldproblems

I also confess to being at least mildly fucked in the head, but I'm not sure it can really be held against me without a basis for comparison (IE, I think "mildly fucked in the head" might still be beating the average for human beings in general)

Brace wrote:

and to thinking that their lives are easy and that gay rights = firstworldproblems

wait wut

I admit I am very lucky to be the type of 'gay' that can totally camouflage with straight people, especially if I went to the deep south or anywhere I could be in danger. But on the other hand I am kinda jealous of 'sassy' gay people, everyone knows they're gay, it's just out there and they never have to come out to anyone. I don't act 'gay' so I have to come out to every. single. person, so I don't even bother Unless they ask specifically, and no one has ever done that, since high school. When you're an adult people don't really care about your personal life. It would be weird if straight people were like 'hey I like pussy let me tell you about my girlfriend' But I know it's different and it still kinda feels like I'm hiding something. It doesn't really feel like my identity though. I just sorta pretend I'm asexual I guess