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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:14 pm

I just realized, since I moved in with my friend, I never got the results of my blood test. I doubt I have diabetes, but I'm afraid to find out
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:59 pm

Oh man, prepare for a fucking rant like you have never seen from me.


I am so fucking done with that stockroom. Just seriously, fuck my management, and fuck that supervising bitch, they have no idea what they're even dong anymore and are just so fucking desperate to bitch at the stock employees that theyre LITERALLY CREATING the reasons themselves.

Heres a little story about yesterday.

Today, everyone that works in the stockroom was written up and received a "coaching" meeting because we couldnt finish doing everything by 12:45pm yesterday. This doesn't seem like anything wrong, as you would assume that 12:45 is obviously the goal for completion of stock, but let's apply some factors.

For one, we don't have a massive team of stock employees. They'll claim up and down that it's plenty, but the numbers in associates vary because they toy with the schedule so much and when people are scheduled, they tend to assign them to do the stupidest shit instead of the stuff they're best at doing. Because, you know, when you want a job done as fast as possible, you put the people best at that job in another department. Flawless fucking logic.

On that note, they call stock employees up to the front and on the floor to do stupid mundane shit that floor associates can handle without any problem whatsoever. Why the hell are they calling stock associates to carry bags out to cars, greet customers, and run price checks? Because no one gives a shit. Management barely cares, and if you tell them, they say they'll put a stop to it, but they never do. So, while trying to do multiple tasks in very limited amounts of time while the supervisor rides your ass and tells you to "move faster", you're also stopped in the middle of your work and taken away to stand at the door for 15-25 minutes to greet customers. Yesterday, the day in question where we didn't "finish" stock, I was called up front to greet for over an hour. That's an hour that I should have spent getting shit done, but instead I was standing up in the front and unable to help anyone. When you greet, you cannot leave the small 10 square foot area that is the front greeting area, so Im essentially useless up there.

So, I'm up front all fucking morning, and once I'm FINALLY able to get back ot what I was doing, I see the whole stock team walking towards the front and clocking out. Now, it's only 11:30am by this point. The stock team is scheduled from 8am to 12:45pm, and I know for a fucking fact that we hadn't finished everything. I find out later that they just told all the stock team to stop working and leave, and that they didn't "deserve" their hours. I mean, I can't even believe she had the fucking audacity to say something like that, send everyone home over an hour earlier than scheduled when there was still unprocessed shit in the back, and then have the fucking GALL to write everyone up for not finishing. I mean WHAT. THE. FUCK. I, for whatever fucking reason, had to stay for another hour to finish running some merchandise to the floor, but they still made me clock out 15 minutes early. Now, they have told us that we're "over hours" in stock, so sending everyone home early would be understandable...but fucking forcing them out, insulting us by saying we don't deserve to work, and then writing us up for not finishing when you made us leave before we could is the most fucked up bit of management I have every fucking seen. I'm seriously hoping my fucking supervisor pulls something lifting a box and can't come in for a fucking week, I am so sick of her and her stupid bullshit.

My supervisor is fucking useless when it comes to helping. She basically scans boxes off the truck (a job you could teach a fucking child to do, I would know because I fucking did it for a couple days), occasionally processes handbags/lingerie, and the rest of the time shes either barking at us to move faster, up front working a register or shes just fucking not anywhere to be found. You know, instead of taking me off shoes to do those 2 sets of luggage or those 10 comforters, how about you fucking do them so we could finish quicker? How about you don't go up and work the fucking register for 3 hours if you want to be the STOCK supervisor. Go be the fucking FRONT END supervisor and get someone else to help in the stockroom.

So, all the stock associates are fucking pissed, we're all written up, and no one can really do shit about it except send in complaints to upper management, which one girl does, but they always ignore them. This company is full of idiots, and no one seems to care.

I've gotten to the point where I don't even care anymore either. I'm no longer enjoying myself when working in stock. I used to come in everyday, happy to work, run merchandise, and then process shoes all day...those were my jobs that I was supposed to do everyday. Now, I don't know exactly what the fuck I'm supposed to do when I go into work because the new supervisor took me out of my department in shoes and has me do almost fucking everything, which is fucking overwhelming and confusing. Now I go in, and my first job is to take all the furniture/luggage/big fucking items off the line, and drag them out to the floor and process them, which makes total sense right? Make the scrawny fucking kid thats about 5'4 with the muscle build of a bed-ridden hospital patient lug all the heavy shit around as fast as possible, that's the smart thing to do. My next job is to run merchandise to the floor, but of course she always makes sure to give me the carts that take the longest so that she can give me the typical 15 minute window to get it all shelved when I'd really need about 20-25 to finish, just so she can bitch at me about how fast I work. Then I run some more carts and shit, while everyone else it trying to start shoes/apparel. Then she makes me process the luggage and run all that to the floor, and rearrange it while I'm there, which involves me running across the store because the way they set up the luggage sale event is fucking stupid. Then I go back and process the comforters because why the fuck not. Then I have to take most of the cardboard boxes/garbage out myself unless shes feeling generous and tells someone else to help or makes the whole stock team help. Then, IF I'M LUCKY, AND GOD SHINES HIS HOLY FUCKING BEAM ON MY ASS, she'll put me on shoes to help with the last 2 boxes out of 30-40 that my poor coworker had to do himself (ftr, a "box" of shoes is like a shipping box that could contain anywhere from 12-18 pairs of shoes). And then the other day they had 3 of the fucking stock employees doing the most mundane and unhelpful shit ever...like rearranging some of the supplies on the shelves in the stockroom. Again...ALL time that could be spent processing all that merchandise.

I literally just cannot even process how this lady thinks. I was trained for 2 months on shoes and thats what I was best at. Shoes. But now, Im not as fast on shoes anymore because I barely ever fucking do them because Im too busy greeting douchebags at the door and listening to a woman bark orders at me like a dog. And OH MAN, SPEAKING OF THAT. She has the fucking audacity to talking to me, giving me some instructions on what she wants me to do and where to go, and when I look away to look at the areas shes talking about (keep in mind Im STILL listening to her and I can hear her fine), she fucking snaps her fucking fingers right in my fucking face and says "Hey, look at me, look at me."

Umm, I'm sorry, BITCH, DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DOG TO YOU? DONT YOU EVER FUCKING SNAP YOUR FUCKING FINGERS AND TRY TO DIRECT MY ATTENTION BACK TO YOU LIKE IM SOME FUCKING ANIMAL THAT FUCKING LOST ITS FOCUS. YOU SNAP THOSE FUCKING FINGERS AND TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN, I WILL BREAK EACH INDIVIDUAL ONE AND FUCKING PUNCH YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR SKULL. DONT EVER FUCKING DO THAT TO ME. YOU WILL TREAT ME LIKE A FUCKING ADULT, NOT A FUCKING CHILD.

I'm moving to the floor because fuck that.
And fuck her.

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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:31 pm

I'm sorry your day was so horrible, Kaizy :mlp-psad:
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:00 am

Eh, it's fine

I'm gonna talk to my manager about switching to the floor...it's much more relaxed and friendly up there
Seriously, the people who work the registers usually have time to chat and they actually look like they enjoy themselves. If I could get register training and work a register, that'd be awesome for experience towards future jobs. fuck yeah

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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:28 pm

sometimes I feel like I have to apologize for having a sex drive...

especially when I talk to people who are asexual. I was talking to someone a few days ago, and porn was brought up, and he was like "oh right, you like to look at porn... ugh"

I feel bad, but at the same time, it's just wtf... am I supposed to be sorry that I have a sex drive?
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:29 pm

MiloTime wrote:
sometimes I feel like I have to apologize for having a sex drive...

especially when I talk to people who are asexual. I was talking to someone a few days ago, and porn was brought up, and he was like "oh right, you like to look at porn... ugh"

I feel bad, but at the same time, it's just wtf... am I supposed to be sorry that I have a sex drive?

Ewww. Sex is so gross. Why would you even bring up porn here? Geez Milo.

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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:37 pm

MiloTime wrote:
sometimes I feel like I have to apologize for having a sex drive...

especially when I talk to people who are asexual. I was talking to someone a few days ago, and porn was brought up, and he was like "oh right, you like to look at porn... ugh"

I feel bad, but at the same time, it's just wtf... am I supposed to be sorry that I have a sex drive?
Those people are assholes then. Seriously everyone except those people does it. They don't have to be jerk about it.
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:38 pm

MiloTime wrote:
am I supposed to be sorry that I have a sex drive?

Thats about as stupid as me apologizing for having little to no sex drive

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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:42 pm

Kaizy wrote:
MiloTime wrote:
am I supposed to be sorry that I have a sex drive?

Thats about as stupid as me apologizing for having little to no sex drive

either way, I'd prefer having no sex drive.

sounds like an easier way of living. sometimes I have to rush home just to rub one off, because I can't help it Y U NO?

(I'm kidding btw. I'm not quite there yet)
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:51 pm

MiloTime wrote:
Kaizy wrote:
MiloTime wrote:
am I supposed to be sorry that I have a sex drive?

Thats about as stupid as me apologizing for having little to no sex drive

either way, I'd prefer having no sex drive.

sounds like an easier way of living. sometimes I have to rush home just to rub one off, because I can't help it Y U NO?

(I'm kidding btw. I'm not quite there yet)

Tesla was a handsome motherfucker, and he lived to age 89 without having sex.

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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:02 am

I wish I could at least give it a try with someone else. Forever ALONE!
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:09 am

I'd rather do the cuddling thing.

I tell everyone I hate cuddling because.... well when it comes down to it, and I actually experience it, I just want to run away Not a single fuck wa

but the concept sounds so nice...
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:21 am

MiloTime wrote:
Kaizy wrote:
MiloTime wrote:
am I supposed to be sorry that I have a sex drive?

Thats about as stupid as me apologizing for having little to no sex drive

either way, I'd prefer having no sex drive.

sounds like an easier way of living. sometimes I have to rush home just to rub one off, because I can't help it Y U NO?

(I'm kidding btw. I'm not quite there yet)
Having such little sex drive actually sucks because then when a relationship comes into play, its hard if your partner has sexual needs/desires that you cant seem to comprehend or provide due to a lack of interest in the subject.

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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:25 am

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Having such little sex drive actually sucks because then when a relationship comes into play, its hard if your partner has sexual needs/desires that you cant seem to comprehend or provide due to a lack of interest in the subject.

I wouldn't say I have little sex drive, but I usually have less of a sex drive than everybody I know. one of my friends (the person I've had most experience with) is always the one that wants to do stuff, while I'm just like "can't we just go watch a movie Seriously? "
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:27 am

Hell I'd settle for someone to just cuddle with right now.
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:29 am

MiloTime wrote:
Kaizy wrote:

Having such little sex drive actually sucks because then when a relationship comes into play, its hard if your partner has sexual needs/desires that you cant seem to comprehend or provide due to a lack of interest in the subject.

I wouldn't say I have little sex drive, but I usually have less of a sex drive than everybody I know. one of my friends (the person I've had most experience with) is always the one that wants to do stuff, while I'm just like "can't we just go watch a movie Seriously? "
What Im saying is people who wish for little to no sex drive probably dont want a relationship unless they can find someone else who has little to no sex drive. Otherwise, one side is horny as fuck and the other is like "...oh, thats nice. Not a single fuck wa "

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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:33 am

Kaizy wrote:
MiloTime wrote:
Kaizy wrote:

Having such little sex drive actually sucks because then when a relationship comes into play, its hard if your partner has sexual needs/desires that you cant seem to comprehend or provide due to a lack of interest in the subject.

I wouldn't say I have little sex drive, but I usually have less of a sex drive than everybody I know. one of my friends (the person I've had most experience with) is always the one that wants to do stuff, while I'm just like "can't we just go watch a movie Seriously? "
What Im saying is people who wish for little to no sex drive probably dont want a relationship unless they can find someone else who has little to no sex drive. Otherwise, one side is horny as fuck and the other is like "...oh, thats nice. Not a single fuck wa "
I know someone who that's happening too right now. It frustrates him that his partner never wants to do anything and he feels like he always does. Stresses him out.
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:34 am

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Hell I'd settle for someone to just cuddle with right now.

you're on my terms now luca megusta




...I meant Forever ALONE!
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:41 am

MiloTime wrote:
Lucan wrote:
Hell I'd settle for someone to just cuddle with right now.

you're on my terms now luca megusta



...I meant Forever ALONE!

Well if only you didn't live all the way out in the wastelands of Arizona.
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:48 am

Lucan wrote:
MiloTime wrote:
Lucan wrote:
Hell I'd settle for someone to just cuddle with right now.

you're on my terms now luca megusta



...I meant Forever ALONE!

Well if only you didn't live all the way out in the wastelands of Arizona.

I want to live in the big city Okay.jpg

it's ok though... my view outside, there's a liquor store and a couple mexican restaurants. so it's not a COMPLETE wasteland Not a single fuck wa
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:53 am

I didn't know you drink.
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:57 am

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I didn't know you drink.

I don't, but I go down there every day to buy tea.

arizona tea sucks, but it's cheap at least Not a single fuck wa
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:00 am

Fucking lost my phone charger. That's the only way I have to get in touch with the girl I like. Seriously?
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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:07 am

Lucan wrote:
I know someone who that's happening too right now. It frustrates him that his partner never wants to do anything and he feels like he always does. Stresses him out.
See, thats one of the reasons I tend to avoid relationships. I know Im not as sexually active as most people, and even then I cant really get much of a desire to want to be either, and I know that it would be frustrating to try and get anything out of me. Im also pretty fucking shy, especially on the subject of sexuality and sex in general, so I just cant even see myself getting into any of it. I dont want to get a partner who expects regular sex and then gets frustrated because I avoid it so damn much, it be really irritating, just like with your friend. So I usually just avoid relationships so I dont have to worry about any of that.

But really, how well does that work out for me? Not a single fuck wa

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PostSubject: Re: BAWW Thread 3: Hatas be jammin mah weed brah   Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:09 am

I hate the idea of being alone. When I'm with someone, my general happiness gets such a high. It's like a semi-permanent Sims moodlet... until, of course, she breaks up with me.
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