General Time Wasting Thread 23: Now with extra olives

Ahkmill wrote:

Bloodshot_Eyes wrote:

*relevant post*

We love you.

I like you too.

Vega wrote:

But seriously, I'm quite the quiet, dull, moronic self-loathing virgin in person.

You just described most of this forum.

Hey guys what's goin on in....
Well ill see ya guys im going to buy some smokes and join Something Awful.

Tank Abuse wrote:

[TA was supposedly one of several reasons why someone quit a forum]

Yet the world spins merrily on.

I took you somewhat seriously when your dreads first appeared before my eyes.

Now, you've pretty much sunk to a level of fucktarded that I haven't seen in a good, long while~

I'm not sure if this has to do with that 'cynical' side of yourself you go out of your way to make people aware of on a near-daily basis or what.

You're probably getting a kick out of this, aren't you Wolf-Bone.

What everyone but you gets about me is that pretty much everything I post is tongue-in-cheek, including my cynicism. I wouldn't write like a guy from Cracked if that wasn't pretty much the kind of personality I have. I've been here long enough for people to know me well enough not to ban me. That's not the case with Psycho, or you. You've still got to prove you're not a complete fuckwit. So far, it's not going so great, though you made a good first impression. The real cynical side of me thinks you might've just been hoping to ride on that. Trust me, from experience, you won't. Just ask Milo.

Lucan wrote:

Vega wrote:

But seriously, I'm quite the quiet, dull, moronic self-loathing virgin in person.

You just described most of this forum.

Says you.

TA vs. Wolfie

Yeaaaaah. It's just not from the heart to me. I love a good battle, but you two are pretty much this:

Wolfie: Rebel Hunk with the sarcasticly hilarious humor with off the wall but insightful views.

TA: Sarcastic jokester who doesn't let nonsense go un-laughed at.

Why can't we all get along and love each other Christmas Eve?

Wolf-Bone wrote:

What everyone but you gets about me is that pretty much everything I post is tongue-in-cheek, including my cynicism. I wouldn't write like a guy from Cracked if that wasn't pretty much the kind of personality I have. I've been here long enough for people to know me well enough not to ban me. That's not the case with Psycho, or you. You've still got to prove you're not a complete fuckwit. So far, it's not going so great, though you made a good first impression. The real cynical side of me thinks you might've just been hoping to ride on that. Trust me, from experience, you won't. Just ask Milo.

yea, don't include me in your rants. as far as you're concerned, I'm not even here. I'm here to talk to everyone else. not you.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

[TA was supposedly one of several reasons why someone quit a forum]

Yet the world spins merrily on.

I took you somewhat seriously when your dreads first appeared before my eyes.

Now, you've pretty much sunk to a level of fucktarded that I haven't seen in a good, long while~

I'm not sure if this has to do with that 'cynical' side of yourself you go out of your way to make people aware of on a near-daily basis or what.

You're probably getting a kick out of this, aren't you Wolf-Bone.

Stuff no one cares about, shit I already know and shit that makes the Wolf look stupid.

This dude is so full of shit lol.

Ahkmill wrote:

Lucan wrote:

Vega wrote:

But seriously, I'm quite the quiet, dull, moronic self-loathing virgin in person.

You just described most of this forum.

Says you.

that reminds me, how far have you gotten with fuzzy? I remember you saying you still hang out with him

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

[TA was supposedly one of several reasons why someone quit a forum]

Yet the world spins merrily on.

I took you somewhat seriously when your dreads first appeared before my eyes.

Now, you've pretty much sunk to a level of fucktarded that I haven't seen in a good, long while~

I'm not sure if this has to do with that 'cynical' side of yourself you go out of your way to make people aware of on a near-daily basis or what.

You're probably getting a kick out of this, aren't you Wolf-Bone.

What everyone but you gets about me is that pretty much everything I post is tongue-in-cheek, including my cynicism. I wouldn't write like a guy from Cracked if that wasn't pretty much the kind of personality I have. I've been here long enough for people to know me well enough not to ban me. That's not the case with Psycho, or you. You've still got to prove you're not a complete fuckwit. So far, it's not going so great, though you made a good first impression. The real cynical side of me thinks you might've just been hoping to ride on that. Trust me, from experience, you won't. Just ask Milo.

You always reminded me of an author named Maddox I like a lot, which is why I left you alone, unless you were just being a brazen asshole (which only occurred twice of all the posts I've seen from you).

MiloTime wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

Lucan wrote:

Vega wrote:

But seriously, I'm quite the quiet, dull, moronic self-loathing virgin in person.

You just described most of this forum.

Says you.

that reminds me, how far have you gotten with fuzzy? I remember you saying you still hang out with him

I'm not gonna lie, I did lose my virginity to Fuzzy.

I, y'know, like Fuzzy though, so I'm okay with it. I'd rather lose my virginity to someone I've known and trusted for a while than some random whore.

Ahkmill wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

Lucan wrote:

Vega wrote:

But seriously, I'm quite the quiet, dull, moronic self-loathing virgin in person.

You just described most of this forum.

Says you.

that reminds me, how far have you gotten with fuzzy? I remember you saying you still hang out with him

I'm not gonna lie, I did lose my virginity to Fuzzy.

I, y'know, like Fuzzy though, so I'm okay with it. I'd rather lose my virginity to someone I've known and trusted for a while than some random whore.

Ditto. If a was the fuckin type that is.

Ahkmill wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

Lucan wrote:

Vega wrote:

But seriously, I'm quite the quiet, dull, moronic self-loathing virgin in person.

You just described most of this forum.

Says you.

that reminds me, how far have you gotten with fuzzy? I remember you saying you still hang out with him

I'm not gonna lie, I did lose my virginity to Fuzzy.

I, y'know, like Fuzzy though, so I'm okay with it. I'd rather lose my virginity to someone I've known and trusted for a while than some random whore.

I'm sure he treats you differently in that aspect. the only feeling I got from him was that all he wanted to do with me was... well rent a room for a one night stand. I pretty much haven't talked to him since. not that he's on anything other than facebook lol

I was never a fan of fuzzy. He didn't leave a good impression on me.

MiloTime wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

Lucan wrote:

Vega wrote:

But seriously, I'm quite the quiet, dull, moronic self-loathing virgin in person.

You just described most of this forum.

Says you.

that reminds me, how far have you gotten with fuzzy? I remember you saying you still hang out with him

I'm not gonna lie, I did lose my virginity to Fuzzy.

I, y'know, like Fuzzy though, so I'm okay with it. I'd rather lose my virginity to someone I've known and trusted for a while than some random whore.

I'm sure he treats you differently in that aspect. the only feeling I got from him was that all he wanted to do with me was... well rent a room for a one night stand. I pretty much haven't talked to him since. not that he's on anything other than facebook lol

Here's the thing about Fuzzy, you can believe me if you choose.

Online, he can be an obnoxious guy at times. Even I get pissed at him. In person, however, he is really nice and really polite. He's always trying to make sure that you enjoy yourself, and it's really nice of him.

That very well could be. I certainly don't act the same as I do online and I assume most other people don't.

Ahkmill wrote:

Here's the thing about Fuzzy, you can believe me if you choose.

Online, he can be an obnoxious guy at times. Even I get pissed at him. In person, however, he is really nice and really polite. He's always trying to make sure that you enjoy yourself, and it's really nice of him.

I'm always so paranoid about making sure the people I'm hanging out with have a good time. it freaks me out.

MiloTime wrote:

yea, don't include me in your rants. as far as you're concerned, I'm not even here. I'm here to talk to everyone else. not you.

The point was, even if we like you, it doesn't mean you can't be banned. After all, this isn't FAF or Weasyl. And I'm well aware of the fact you don't like me despite pretending to when it's convenient or you want something. That I don't fall for it, ever, is half the reason you don't like me.

Tank Abuse wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

[TA was supposedly one of several reasons why someone quit a forum]

Yet the world spins merrily on.

I took you somewhat seriously when your dreads first appeared before my eyes.

Now, you've pretty much sunk to a level of fucktarded that I haven't seen in a good, long while~

I'm not sure if this has to do with that 'cynical' side of yourself you go out of your way to make people aware of on a near-daily basis or what.

You're probably getting a kick out of this, aren't you Wolf-Bone.

Stuff no one cares about, shit I already know and shit that makes the Wolf look stupid.

This dude is so full of shit lol.

Just admit it, dude. You've got nothing. Just like Psycho wouldn't show up in the chatbox, you won't show me up here. Because you can't. Because you've got nothing.

XoPachi wrote:

You always reminded me of an author named Maddox I like a lot, which is why I left you alone, unless you were just being a brazen asshole (which only occurred twice of all the posts I've seen from you).

Honestly I don't even know what that guy's deal is. At least Seanbaby kind of mainstreamed himself somewhat but I never heard of Maddox following suit and getting with the times. Not that I'm saying he hasn't, just I haven't heard of him in quite a while.

What the fuck are you two whining about now?

Ahkmill wrote:

What the fuck are you two whining about now?

They're fighting over me. <3

Bloodshot_Eyes wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

What the fuck are you two whining about now?

They're fighting over me. <3

Uuuuh...

You're mine, anyway.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

And I'm well aware of the fact you don't like me despite pretending to when it's convenient or you want something. That I don't fall for it, ever, is half the reason you don't like me.

I wasn't pretending to. I was... trying to. I just sort of gave up after a while.

but I digress. I'll play some dishonored if my PC will allow it.

MiloTime wrote:

I'll play some dishonored if my PC will allow it.

Ahkmill wrote:

Bloodshot_Eyes wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

What the fuck are you two whining about now?

They're fighting over me. <3

Uuuuh...

You're mine, anyway.

Say's who? this collar locked around my neck that just HAPPENS to say "property of Ahkmill" on it? Yeah right!

Bloodshot_Eyes wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

Bloodshot_Eyes wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

What the fuck are you two whining about now?

They're fighting over me. <3

Uuuuh...

You're mine, anyway.

Say's who? this collar locked around my neck that just HAPPENS to say "property of Ahkmill" on it? Yeah right!

Shut up and love me.