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PostSubject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates)   Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:50 pm

Kaizy wrote:
stophittingonme



I had to xD

Because it's you :V
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PostSubject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates)   Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:15 pm

Spoiler:
 


I typed all of those by hand. (Or did I use a robot?)
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PostSubject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates)   Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:16 pm

A MOTIVATED RUN, NOW! (a motivated run, now) OOH RAH! (ooh rah)
MIND (mind) OVER MATTER (over matter)
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PostSubject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates)   Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:15 pm

Here comes the rain and thunder now, nowhere to run, to run to now.
I'll disappear, you'll wonder how.
Looking for me?
I'm underground.
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PostSubject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates)   Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:15 pm

Surprised, entirely hypnotized by the sound I surround the hydrants, taking lives of firemen
Say goodbye!

Here I am again, Naked guys and Vicodin
Before I begin to get so high; pussy boy, I could spin

Fuck the handle I fly off the hinge, let that boy off the bench, coach and throw it to him
"There he goes in his trench coat and no clothes again"

"Baby, make us some French toast and show us some skin"
I show you every inch grows of my foreskin
Show me nipple I pinch, throw up, and throw up a ten

"Now you know it's a sin to tease, blow us again"
The sorcerer of intercourse - if it's forced, it's me
Don't fight the feeling if you're feeling the force within
When you wake up in the morning next to the porcelain

Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates)   Sat Feb 18, 2012 9:29 pm

ah, Capitol Wasteland, how I missed you and your exploding vehicles, shoulder mounted nukes and utter wanton destruction.
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PostSubject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates)   Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:09 pm

Have you ever, ever, been fucked, like a whore?

Give me a lap dance, shit

Yeah, I'm talking about balls deep, pummeling, fucking, and plugging that asshole. Yeah I said
asshole, do you like it better when I say butt? Does that sound good to your little bitchtified
ears? Or maybe I could just call it....you're pink....cookie. Would you like me to nibble on
your cookie? Oh yeah....I like when you touch my nipples...


You're a fucking pervert!

Hey man
I just got my dick in my hand


What the fuck is wrong with you? You're a fucking pervert!

Hey man
It's hard
Don't run away!
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PostSubject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates)   Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:34 pm

This whole ordeal is making me feel like Alois from Amnesia: Justine

"No, stay! Don't leave again! Hush now... it'll be alright... Is that you, my love? You came for me! Please... come back... come back...! Why did this happen...? Is that you, my dear? Please... come back..."

Except with less penis. And less violent tendencies.
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PostSubject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates)   Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:50 pm

Lunar wrote:
This whole ordeal is making me feel like Alois from Amnesia: Justine

"No, stay! Don't leave again! Hush now... it'll be alright... Is that you, my love? You came for me! Please... come back... come back...! Why did this happen...? Is that you, my dear? Please... come back..."

Except with less penis. And less violent tendencies.


Less penis and less violent tendencies make everything better...
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PostSubject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates)   Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:23 pm

Fuck everybody, and I don't want to hear about if you know someone that's down
I'll grab you by your neck and fling your fucking head around
I won't smoke nothing
Fuck taking a picture
Fuck shaking your hand, I'll pull you at me and hit you
Then I kick ya fucking guts in until your ribs break
There's your mother fucking hand shake, bitch
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PostSubject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates)   Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:08 pm

foxy_boy wrote:
Fuck everybody, and I don't want to hear about if you know someone that's down
I'll grab you by your neck and fling your fucking head around
I won't smoke nothing
Fuck taking a picture
Fuck shaking your hand, I'll pull you at me and hit you
Then I kick ya fucking guts in until your ribs break
There's your mother fucking hand shake, bitch


I'm just imagining you rapping this in some shitty cockney/chav accent over some shitty ringtone
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PostSubject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates)   Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:18 pm

By default, Ubuntu recognizes aluminium as properly spelled, and aluminum as a misspelling.

GOD DAMN LIMEY BRITS IN MY OPEN SOURCE DICTIONARY!
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PostSubject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates)   Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:31 am

Wolf-Bone wrote:
foxy_boy wrote:
Fuck everybody, and I don't want to hear about if you know someone that's down
I'll grab you by your neck and fling your fucking head around
I won't smoke nothing
Fuck taking a picture
Fuck shaking your hand, I'll pull you at me and hit you
Then I kick ya fucking guts in until your ribs break
There's your mother fucking hand shake, bitch


I'm just imagining you rapping this in some shitty cockney/chav accent over some shitty ringtone
I admit, it sucks xD
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PostSubject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates)   Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:08 am

Well I just got back from a party, unlike you, I'm always invited because everyone loves me.

It's 3 A.M. in the morning, put my key in the door
Bodies laying all over the floor...
I don't remember how they got there

I guess I must have killed em.
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PostSubject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates)   Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:24 pm

foxy_boy wrote:
because everyone loves me.


or they just know you're an easy fuck


Not a single fuck wa Not a single fuck wa Not a single fuck wa
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