Riv Literally the fucking worst
Posts : 7308 Join date : 2011-10-17 Age : 34
| Subject: Worst Puns Thread Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:14 pm | |
| I shamelessly stole this thread idea from the XKCD forums.
Just post the worst (best?), most face-palm-inducing pun you know of.
Invisible bonus points for replying to a pun with a relevant pun. | |
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Daisy The Bunny
Humor : Decompression sickness Posts : 1701 Join date : 2011-10-19 Age : 30 Location : Lancashire, England
| Subject: Re: Worst Puns Thread Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:33 pm | |
| Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." | |
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Tank Abuse
Humor : Exposed. Posts : 2581 Join date : 2012-09-23 Age : 110 Location : Wandering around Dearborn, MI
| Subject: Re: Worst Puns Thread Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:37 pm | |
| "Ok class, we'll be looking at Section Two today." "Ms. Rose?" "Yes Joshua?" "Does our unit have a G in it?" Me: | |
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Maya
Posts : 1137 Join date : 2012-09-23 Age : 31 Location : Auckland, New Zealand
| Subject: Re: Worst Puns Thread Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:02 pm | |
| Why didn't the ghost go to the disco?
He had no body to go with. | |
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Zoe I <3 Tentacles
Humor : Consentacles Posts : 2308 Join date : 2012-07-02 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Worst Puns Thread Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:21 pm | |
| - Greg wrote:
- Why didn't the ghost go to the disco?
He had no body to go with. Why didn't the skeleton go? He didn't have the guts. | |
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MiloTime
Humor : George Michael Bluth Posts : 11032 Join date : 2011-10-22 Age : 33 Location : Arizona
| Subject: Re: Worst Puns Thread Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:23 pm | |
| are those pants 50% off?
cause at my place, they'd be 100% off
it's literally the only joke I know. | |
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Ouiji
Posts : 797 Join date : 2012-09-23 Age : 36 Location : Tempe, Arizona
| Subject: Re: Worst Puns Thread Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:56 pm | |
| What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't here a vitamin, but you can hear a hormone. | |
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