General Time Wasting Thread 32: LET FLY THE MELONS

Lucy wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Lucy wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

the safety of your own home.

I'm NOT safe in my home.

I'd be safer with Kanon than here with my Baptist parents, regardless if I've met him IRL yet or not.

You know what I always wondered.

If your parents are that religious, why haven't they kicked you out yet.

I have older relatives who would disown them for disowning me.

Like, they'd never be able to show their face at a family reunion ever again.

My distant family holds family over religion, but my parents don't.

Your distant family sounds better.

wait, because they're religious, they're not safe to live with?

MiloTime wrote:

wait, because they're religious, they're not safe to live with?

No, it's because they're baptists :p

MiloTime wrote:

wait, because they're religious, they're not safe to live with?

They're not just religious.

They're this:

The beaming smiles the people on those pictures have always irks me more than the shit written on the signs.

Zaraphayx wrote:

The beaming smiles the people on those pictures have always irks me more than the shit written on the signs.

Yeah that is kind of disturbing.

"WE WANT THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE TO DIE"

*smile*

I guess I just wish I had that fallback plan like you ahkmill. I stuck around until it got too dangerous for me, because... well where the fuck did I have to go?

those last few weeks. I saw him turning into something even worse... he'd stare at the wall for an hour, or lean forward and stare at the floor all day. he actually became more insane as time went on. so if anything happens to my mom while I'm gone, it's pretty much my fault for leaving.

I'd blast the shit out of Westboro with my mighty laser.

Lucy wrote:

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SirRob wrote:

Lucy wrote:

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that is literally the first thing I saw

SirRob wrote:

Lucy wrote:

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lol

MiloTime wrote:

SirRob wrote:

Lucy wrote:

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that is literally the first thing I saw

And that was now the last time I'll ever not see that.

I just found out that my employer might pay for me to go to San Antonio for a Toxicology Expo

That picture is sickening.

Ouiji wrote:

I just found out that my employer might pay for me to go to San Antonio for a Toxicology Expo

That.... is awesome.

Interesting.

I guess this doesn't change much for me but at least there's some solid scientific theory out there, that I know of now.

Time for work

Holy heck, I really dislike the style of that video, it's very hard to follow...
And something tells me the source material would be hard to follow, too.

Anyway, if homosexuality was purely beyond the choice of the individual, well, it wouldn't change anything because you still have the choice to act upon it.

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

SirRob wrote:

Holy heck, I really dislike the style of that video, it's very hard to follow...
And something tells me the source material would be hard to follow, too.

Anyway, if homosexuality was purely beyond the choice of the individual, well, it wouldn't change anything because you still have the choice to act upon it.

Yeah they do these videos for speedy response rather then quality. It's just the first place I found it. Also traced the vid back to the science journal and yes, it is hard to read.

Lucy wrote:

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Percy, *snaps fingers* here, 30 seconds. Immediate compliance.

Lucan wrote:

What is this non-portal Glados shit, Del Toro?

Oh no, giant monsters are attacking. So, um... Let's try planes.

How do we fly planes to fend off the monsters?

Fly them way too close and between the monsters' legs and stuff.

Isn't that a terrible idea? Why don't we just launch missiles from far away?

Shut up, this looks cooler. Plus, if we can't fly planes for shit, the only logical solution is giant battle mechas. Because those are efficient.

XoPachi wrote:

Lucy wrote:

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Percy, *snaps fingers* here, 30 seconds. Immediate compliance.

Do you have some sort of weird domination fetish?

Zaraphayx wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Lucy wrote:

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Percy, *snaps fingers* here, 30 seconds. Immediate compliance.

Do you have some sort of weird domination fetish?

Who needs the fetish part? I'm just God. People worship Brain Golem day in day out. It's the fuck, man!

XoPachi wrote:

Zaraphayx wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Lucy wrote:

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Percy, *snaps fingers* here, 30 seconds. Immediate compliance.

Do you have some sort of weird domination fetish?

Who needs the fetish part? I'm just God. People worship Brain Golem day in day out. It's the fuck, man!

Brain Golem? Do you mean Andross?