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PostSubject: Worst Puns Thread   Worst Puns Thread Icon_minitimeFri Dec 14, 2012 9:14 pm

I shamelessly stole this thread idea from the XKCD forums.

Just post the worst (best?), most face-palm-inducing pun you know of.

Invisible bonus points for replying to a pun with a relevant pun.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Puns Thread   Worst Puns Thread Icon_minitimeFri Dec 14, 2012 9:33 pm

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Puns Thread   Worst Puns Thread Icon_minitimeFri Dec 14, 2012 9:37 pm

"Ok class, we'll be looking at Section Two today."

"Ms. Rose?"

"Yes Joshua?"

"Does our unit have a G in it?"

Me: Seriously?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Puns Thread   Worst Puns Thread Icon_minitimeFri Dec 14, 2012 10:02 pm

Why didn't the ghost go to the disco?

He had no body to go with.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Puns Thread   Worst Puns Thread Icon_minitimeSat Dec 15, 2012 2:21 pm

Greg wrote:
Why didn't the ghost go to the disco?

He had no body to go with.
Why didn't the skeleton go?


He didn't have the guts. Not a single fuck wa
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Puns Thread   Worst Puns Thread Icon_minitimeSat Dec 15, 2012 4:23 pm

are those pants 50% off?

cause at my place, they'd be 100% off

it's literally the only joke I know.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Puns Thread   Worst Puns Thread Icon_minitimeSat Dec 15, 2012 4:56 pm

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin, but you can hear a hormone.

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