What a fucking scam.

World was supposed to end today.

Why is everything still here.

Because people are fucking stupid

The next apocalypse is February 15-16 2013 when an asteroid is supposed to head towards earth. It apparently has a slight chance of colliding, which wouldnt kill everyone, just probably level a small region. But people are claiming it as the next doomsday because they make the asteroid out to be the size of the goddamn moon.

I love how dumb these theories are

Oh and I also heard that there was an article that said that the Mayan Calander apocalypse isnt going to happen til 2015 now because they "read it wrong". And this was announced TODAY. AFTER the fact that there was no apocalypse.

I forgot to tell you guys, the apocalypse did call, pestilence got sick, they want to reschedule.

Ouiji wrote:

I forgot to tell you guys, the apocalypse did call, pestilence got sick, they want to reschedule.

Alright, but this is their last fucking sick day

Theyve already been skipping out on their job for over 12 years

Kaizy wrote:

Ouiji wrote:

I forgot to tell you guys, the apocalypse did call, pestilence got sick, they want to reschedule.

Alright, but this is their last fucking sick day

Theyve already been skipping out on their job for over 12 years

12 years? Hell for them its like Office Space, they wanna see what it takes to get fired. I have an old Life magazine from 1945 where they go through the same shit except instead of being all sensationalist the author is doing his actual job. If anyone wants ill find it and post it here after work.

blackfuredfox wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

Ouiji wrote:

I forgot to tell you guys, the apocalypse did call, pestilence got sick, they want to reschedule.

Alright, but this is their last fucking sick day

Theyve already been skipping out on their job for over 12 years

12 years? Hell for them its like Office Space, they wanna see what it takes to get fired. I have an old Life magazine from 1945 where they go through the same shit except instead of being all sensationalist the author is doing his actual job. If anyone wants ill find it and post it here after work.

I was just referencing Y2K because thats the earliest doomsday theory I remember

Kaizy wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

Ouiji wrote:

I forgot to tell you guys, the apocalypse did call, pestilence got sick, they want to reschedule.

Alright, but this is their last fucking sick day

Theyve already been skipping out on their job for over 12 years

12 years? Hell for them its like Office Space, they wanna see what it takes to get fired. I have an old Life magazine from 1945 where they go through the same shit except instead of being all sensationalist the author is doing his actual job. If anyone wants ill find it and post it here after work.

I was just referencing Y2K because thats the earliest doomsday theory I remember

I know. That one at least made sense though. A big oversight in software for military computers but understandable.

Scams, you say?

Predicting doomsday will never go out of style, according to history.

HAXX wrote:

Predicting doomsday will never go out of style, according to history.

But what if humanity as a whole learns about the flaws of the human brain and actively works to avoid feeding our inborn overzealous pattern-seeking mechanisms?

...

Yeah, never mind, that's kind of ridiculous.

This apocalypse was even worse than Y2K. smh

Dikembe Motumbo was able to extend the Mayan calender.

The new end of the world is April 7, 2014.

My friend wanted $20 if the world ended. I told him if it does, fine, but now he owes me 20. Bitch better pay up.

Lucy wrote:

Dikembe Motumbo was able to extend the Mayan calender.

The new end of the world is April 7, 2014.

Lucy wrote:

Dikembe Motumbo was able to extend the Mayan calender.

The new end of the world is April 7, 2014.

Please tell me this is a joke. Please. They can't be that fucking stupid. Calendars don't work that way.

blackfuredfox wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Dikembe Motumbo was able to extend the Mayan calender.

The new end of the world is April 7, 2014.

Please tell me this is a joke. Please. They can't be that fucking stupid. Calendars don't work that way.

Funny that this wasn't mentioned until now.

blackfuredfox wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Dikembe Motumbo was able to extend the Mayan calender.

The new end of the world is April 7, 2014.

Please tell me this is a joke. Please. They can't be that fucking stupid. Calendars don't work that way.

LOL GUIZ I EXTENDED DOOMSDAY BECUSE I IS JEEBUS LOLOLOL

Kaizy wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Dikembe Motumbo was able to extend the Mayan calender.

The new end of the world is April 7, 2014.

Please tell me this is a joke. Please. They can't be that fucking stupid. Calendars don't work that way.

LOL GUIZ I EXTENDED DOOMSDAY BECUSE I IS JEEBUS LOLOLOL

Everypony knows the world ends when Jesus says it does.

Riv wrote:

HAXX wrote:

Predicting doomsday will never go out of style, according to history.

But what if humanity as a whole learns about the flaws of the human brain and actively works to avoid feeding our inborn overzealous pattern-seeking mechanisms?

...

Yeah, never mind, that's kind of ridiculous.

It is. Furries would die out. :c

Riv wrote:

But what if humanity as a whole learns about the flaws of the human brain and actively works to avoid feeding our inborn overzealous pattern-seeking mechanisms?

If only we were capable of making rational decisions. That would be super good to do. Someone should work on that.

Riv wrote:

Everypony

Only you can end this cycle of exploitation and misery.