General Time Wasting Thread 33: Stuffing holiday cheer up your butt

LOLS@DeviantArtLogic!!!

People never think about or read anything I say before responding to me! xD

Daisy The Bunny wrote:

Milo, what kind of dolphin are you? I like dolphins.

I'm pretty sure he said bottlenose dolphin. I also like dolphins.

Butterflygoddess wrote:

d.batty wrote:

I was grilling steaks for my 2 bitches, they came out perfect. Then we had a threesome.

You have dogs? I didn't know that.

Cool

The implications.

Well the line work is done.
http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/001/d/3/tristan_by_xopachi-d5q1lq6.png

NSFW...You know, if you swap the "S" and "F", you get Need for Speed World! I love that game!

Daisy The Bunny wrote:

Milo, what kind of dolphin are you? I like dolphins.

I WOULD say clymene dolphin, or simply spinner dolphin, but by the time I chose the dolphin fursona, rob drew me as a common bottlenose, so I just stuck with that, lol.

XoPachi wrote:

Well the line work is done.
http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/001/d/3/tristan_by_xopachi-d5q1lq6.png

NSFW...You know, if you swap the "S" and "F", you get Need for Speed World! I love that game!

dem veins.

you know, it reminds me of yoshi a little bit...

Zoe wrote:

The implications.

she's on a boat in the middle of the ocean. she can't say no, because of the implication

greg-the-fox wrote:

I fucking hate watching new year's celebration, it just reminds me how tv is cancer. New year's is almost more bullshit than Christmas imo.

We just watched Breaking Bad and drank beer, we only turned the tv for like 5 minutes at midnight but that was enough to piss me off

I actually am of the mind that Christmas' significance is diminished by being so close to New Year's. It's like all the goodwill and mirth of Christmas culminates in this night of utter, hedonistic, drunken debauchery, essentially undoing it. I think most of what people say about Christmas is legit, the dicks that rant about "keep Christ in Christmas, fuck this Xmas shit!" not withstanding. The intentions behind the holiday are sincere. And I think it has as much to do with its pagan roots as its Christian element. But against New Year's, it doesn't stand a chance. That's why every End Times prediction about every fucking New Year's pisses me off so much. They think there's one New Year's where the world will end. For me, a little bit of the world ends every New Year's. It'd almost be a blessing if it finally fucking did up and end. So why the hysteria? They want another year to ruin Christmas or something?

MiloTime wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Well the line work is done.
http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/001/d/3/tristan_by_xopachi-d5q1lq6.png

NSFW...You know, if you swap the "S" and "F", you get Need for Speed World! I love that game!

dem veins.

you know, it reminds me of yoshi a little bit...

...He is one. I never mentioned that?

That moment when you just finished an XCOM: Enemy Unknown Terror Mission with Excellent ratings all around, none of your veteran soldiers KIA and 15/18 civilians saved, and a 25G Achievement awarded..


...but then the power goes out upstairs---where your room is located---and then you suddenly realize, with horror, that you forgot to save.

That just isn't fair.

Last night was fun. Got to shoot my Mosin/Nagant for the ball drop, then had some rum. Quite a bit of rum actually, about 3 shots of Sailor Jerry, then two glasses straight. Now I either missed out on the hangover everyone else got, or im still drunk. Which, I don't know.

XoPachi wrote:

...He is one. I never mentioned that?

nope.

still though, it just goes to say, all the best artists are straight.

I have such...odd tastes.

I'd bark like a pathetic little Pomeranian on my knees just so this woman could at least pat me on the head.
DAMN she's thick and quite unsafe for the establishment of employment.
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XoPachi wrote:

I have such...odd tastes.

I'd bark like a pathetic little Pomeranian on my knees just so this woman could at least pat me on the head.
DAMN she's thick and quite unsafe for the establishment of employment.
http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/262/8/9/cool_story_bro__by_omnoproxyl337-d5f7yde.png

I don't think its odd. I like it myself.

She's very titillating, Pachi >.<

I thought I had a whole bag of zip ties but it appears that I either immediately lost it, or just imagined it in the first place.
I can only find 3 of the reusable cable ties...

I can't STAND it!!! Look at the hips! The wild hair! The monster attributes! Those perfect bewbs! And she looks so strong!

Where's that damn sparkly eyed mutt!? Here it is!

XoPachi wrote:

I can't STAND it!!! Look at the hips! The wild hair! The monster attributes! Those perfect bewbs! And she looks so strong!

Where's that damn sparkly eyed mutt!? Here it is!

When Vega sees you jacked his pics he's going to implode.

My mind is still in a haze now that I've laid down on the floor. Room is spinning a bit.

Tank Abuse wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

I can't STAND it!!! Look at the hips! The wild hair! The monster attributes! Those perfect bewbs! And she looks so strong!

Where's that damn sparkly eyed mutt!? Here it is!

When Vega sees you jacked his pics he's going to implode.

I can't find a love struck Demos anywhere so I had to steal his pooch.

Yeah, I had 8 Budweiser shots last night. By "shots" I don't mean like shot glasses. They're smaller cans but they're still a fair bit and they're pretty strong too. Probably the best beer I've had.

MiloTime wrote:

my turn to try something sexy!

FOUREYES!!!

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Yeah, I had 8 Budweiser shots last night. By "shots" I don't mean like shot glasses. They're smaller cans but they're still a fair bit and they're pretty strong too. Probably the best beer I've had.

So you CAN have fun!

XoPachi wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

my turn to try something sexy!

FOUREYES!!!

glasses are just the sexiest thing ever

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Yeah, I had 8 Budweiser shots last night. By "shots" I don't mean like shot glasses. They're smaller cans but they're still a fair bit and they're pretty strong too. Probably the best beer I've had.

Interesting...
If I want something strong, I'll have this stuff
I've had stronger beer in the 7%-10% range, and I don't know what it is about this one, but this will make you drunk. If you're a lightweight like me, one beer will get you good and buzzed.