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PostSubject: how clever is cleverbot?   Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:14 pm

I don't know how fast this thread will most likely die, but I think it would be interesting if we post responses we get from cleverbot.



this guy is... kind of a dick
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:51 pm

I was defeated royally...

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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:59 pm

Cleverbot is making me uncomfortable pokerface

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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:07 pm

Cleverbot is apparently a cool, evil, lesbian, timelord, named Alan.

Also it's not a computer.

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User: Are you a furry?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Why not what?

User: Why aren't you a furry?

Cleverbot: Because I'm unsure.

User: I thought you said you were sure!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Shall we dance?

Cleverbot: If you're a girl, then yes.

User: I am a man. A manly man.

Cleverbot: I am a woman.

User: So you're a lesbian, then?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay. Are you a man?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Consistency! Good on you.

Cleverbot: Bad on you.

User: Do you like pokemon?

Cleverbot: What'.

User: Do you like chimpokomon?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Do you like to boogie down?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Then you'll love Alabama-Man!

Cleverbot: I will love you. I must obey.

User: I am Alabama-Man?

Cleverbot: Funny, I am also Alan.

User: I am the mighty Alabama-Man, and you are my sidekick, Alan the Lesbian. Who is our evil nemesis?

Cleverbot: It's the other way around.

User: We are the evil ones? Okay, I'm cool with that. Who is our superhero enemy?

Cleverbot: I'm cool with being cool.

User: I'm cool with being cool with being cool.

Cleverbot: You aren't cool at all.

User: How cool are you?

Cleverbot: Very cool.

User: How much cooler do I need to be?

Cleverbot: Very, in all ways.

User: Are you a timelord?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're a cool evil timelord lesbian named Alan?

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:18 pm

riv, don't judge cleverbot. she is what she is...

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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:23 pm

User: How's your butt?

Cleverbot: Hi, my name is Cleverbot.

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Cleverbot doesn't want to talk about it. But I got her to come around;

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User: I am an adorable puppy.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: I like pissing on the floor and chewing on your stuff.

Cleverbot: I too like pepperoni, bacon and ham on my pizza.

User: Bacon is for sycophants and products of incest.

Cleverbot: To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.

User: Can we talk about your butt now?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: How is it?

Cleverbot: Its good.

User: So do you want to see Milo again?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:52 pm

User: 9/11 was bad.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: People died.

Cleverbot: How sad!

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: Yes.
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:21 pm

User: What do you think about Riv?

Cleverbot: It's alright I guess.

User: No no, Riv's a person.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes... So you shouldn't use 'it'! You should use 'he' or 'she'! Riv's a guy though, so you'd wanna use 'he', okay?

Cleverbot: I am no human, I am a duck!

User: Screw it, I'm wasting my time.

Cleverbot: Yeah you are right.
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:25 pm

User: Should I kill myself?

Cleverbot: Not me! Glebflip.

User: Should I kill myself?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Should I kill myself?

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Should I kill myself?

Cleverbot: Yes but no.

User: Should I kill myself?

Cleverbot: Call what?

User: Should I kill myself?

Cleverbot: Ummm ok.

User: Should I kill myself?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Should I kill myself?

Cleverbot: What does your heart tell you?

User: Should I kill myself?

Cleverbot: I might have read it somewhere but my memory is the worst.

User: Should I kill myself?

Cleverbot: Well I don't know I am impressed that you are from norway.
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:26 pm

Cleverbot: Do you know any good websites for bored people?

User: Http://www.20b.org.

Cleverbot: That is a website where you can find me.
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:41 pm

My first statement was "I've had it up to my ass with you". To which it responded with "You have a what with me?"

And then...I won.

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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:46 pm

YEAH! Take her while she's down!
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:12 am

User: Am I gay?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What am I then?

Cleverbot: A computer with cool AI.

User: No, I'm a kitty.

Cleverbot: Soft kitty.

User: Warm kitty.

Cleverbot: Little ball of fur.

User: Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,

Cleverbot: Purr purr purr!

Well, Cleverbot's a fan of The Big Bang Theory.
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:25 am

SirRob wrote:
YEAH! Take her while she's down!

*SPIKE*
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:42 am

Cleverbot: What tmie is it now?

User: 4:40pm.

Cleverbot: Wrong, it is 12:15 pm.

User: Lolwat.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: You make less sense.

Cleverbot: If you do not make any sense then I can not make less sense.
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:47 am

Cleverbot has gone full-aspergers on me. I can't have a conversation with it that lasts longer than one response.

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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:32 am

Cleverbot is a search engine with preset responses.
The AI is too flawed for it to learn everything by itself.
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:35 am

cynicalcirno wrote:
Cleverbot is a search engine with preset responses.
The AI is too flawed for it to learn everything by itself.

Thanks, I thought I was talking to an intelligent machine that would soon rival humankind's capacity for rational thought, but you really set me straight. Not a single fuck wa

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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:54 am

Riv wrote:
cynicalcirno wrote:
Cleverbot is a search engine with preset responses.
The AI is too flawed for it to learn everything by itself.

Thanks, I thought I was talking to an intelligent machine that would soon rival humankind's capacity for rational thought, but you really set me straight. Not a single fuck wa

We aren't even close.
Just as we're far from another hospitable planet, we're far from a true AI.
So far, it's only a program with precoded actions and messages.
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:51 am

User: Are you a furry?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a brony?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you bisexual?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Would you have sex with MiloTime?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I'm too poor to ride a horse.

User: He charges free.

Cleverbot: I don't know him.

User: Oh, don't worry, you will have a good time with him.

Cleverbot: No I won't... What are you trying to make me do?




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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:06 am

cynicalcirno wrote:
So far, it's only a program with precoded actions and messages.

Actually, that's not true. It's a search algorithm that finds statements similar to your own, and responds with a phrase that somebody else used to reply to said statements.

None of the responses were programmed in to begin with.

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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:06 pm

Riv wrote:

Actually, that's not true. It's a search algorithm that finds statements similar to your own, and responds with a phrase that somebody else used to reply to said statements.

None of the responses were programmed in to begin with.
I was wrong.
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:03 pm

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User: Are you a brony?

Cleverbot: No.

Kaiser wrote:

User: Would you have sex with MiloTime?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I'm too poor to ride a horse.

well consistency at least, but I'M NOT A... horse... u_u
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:39 pm

Oh Lucy would love this.

Me: PewDiePie is garbage.

Cleverbot: Mass Effect 3?
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:59 am

cynicalcirno wrote:

I was wrong.

Literally the first time this has ever been spoken on the internet.
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