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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:07 am

I asked, "What does Marcel Wallace look like?"

I was disappointed when the response wasn't, "What?" pokerface

And then I started over, and am now having a fight with it.
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:30 am

XoPachi wrote:
Oh Lucy would love this.

Me: PewDiePie is garbage.

Cleverbot: Mass Effect 3?

lol lol lol

I'm giggling heartily.



User: Your word is niggerfaggot.

Cleverbot: Your words.

User: Buck up nigga.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Nigga get the fuck up out ma face.

Cleverbot: And into the bag?

User: You would throw me in a bag. Racist nigga.

Cleverbot: You do.

User: God this is stupid.

Cleverbot: No you are!

User: Suck a dick.

Cleverbot: Actually it was a cat.

User: Cat sucker.

Cleverbot: Cat.

User: So you smoke reefer?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 420 all day lololol.

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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:41 pm

sounds like a typical conversation with ahkmill alright
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:44 pm



User: Yo.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: There is this person I know online.

Cleverbot: There is only one person.

User: Well yeah he is one person...and he likes My Little Pony and enjoys masturbating furiously to the show's characters.

Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?

User: His name is Riv and he is an administrator of this forum I like going on. Since he enjoys jizzing all over his PC whilst looking at ponies, what do you recommend I do about he and his heretical ways?

Cleverbot: How do you know who all I am talking to?

User: Well I don't know, you're supposed to be helping me get rid of Riv the Clopper.

Cleverbot: You are in an odd mood.

User: Yeah thanks. You really do have a way with words.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: It's a compliment. Just take it.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Oh yeah. There is this other person who I find somewhat weird. All they do is talk mad shit on the Xbox 360 and even disses Halo 3. Doesn't that piss you off Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Who do you mean by they? And how does that answer my question?

User: I don't know, he's a Weavile or some shit. Dude, I'm going to leave you here by yourself because I now have the urge to go talk shit on little kids on some online game. Peace bro.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: The Greatest Man Alive.

Cleverbot: No, he's not.

User: l0l
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:15 pm


User: Welcome to the Church of Music.

Cleverbot: To get to the other side?

User: We worship music here.

Cleverbot: Fine by me.

User: Are you here to hear the music?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm an A.I. Here to help you.

User: Thank you for your time.

Cleverbot: You're very welcome.



That was fast.
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:39 pm

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User: Yo.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: There is this person I know online.

Cleverbot: There is only one person.

User: I like My Little Pony and enjoy masturbating furiously to the show's characters.

Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?

User: My name is Tank Abuse I am madly in love with Riv. Since I enjoy jizzing all over my PC whilst looking at ponies, what do you recommend I do to consolidate my two sexual fantasies of Riv and Ponies?

Cleverbot: How do you know who all I am talking to?

User: Well I don't know, you're supposed to be helping me have a cooperative clopping session with Riv.

Cleverbot: You are in an odd mood.

User: Yeah thanks. You really do have a way with words.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: It's a compliment. Just take it.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Oh yeah. There is this other person who I find somewhat weird. All they do is talk mad shit on the Xbox 360 and even disses Halo 3. Doesn't that piss you off Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Who do you mean by they? And how does that answer my question?

User: I don't know, he's a Weavile or some shit. Dude, I'm going to leave you here by yourself because I now have the urge to go talk shit on little kids on some online game. Peace bro.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: The Greatest Man Alive.

Cleverbot: No, he's not.

User: l0l

Fake and gay, the real Tank Abuse wouldn't have used question marks.

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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:56 pm

User: Cleverbot, how do you feel about furries?
Cleverbot: I don't lie.
User: That's not what Christians believe.
Cleverbot: u didn't tell me what your name was before. What is your name?
User: I don't feel comfortable telling you that.
Cleverbot: Why not? (It took a whole minute for this thing to write that response XD)


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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:01 pm

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Tank Abuse wrote:


User: Yo.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: There is this person I know online.

Cleverbot: There is only one person.

User: I like My Little Pony and enjoy masturbating furiously to the show's characters.

Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?

User: My name is Tank Abuse I am madly in love with Riv. Since I enjoy jizzing all over my PC whilst looking at ponies, what do you recommend I do to consolidate my two sexual fantasies of Riv and Ponies?

Cleverbot: How do you know who all I am talking to?

User: Well I don't know, you're supposed to be helping me have a cooperative clopping session with Riv.

Cleverbot: You are in an odd mood.

User: Yeah thanks. You really do have a way with words.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: It's a compliment. Just take it.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Oh yeah. There is this other person who I find somewhat weird. All they do is talk mad shit on the Xbox 360 and even disses Halo 3. Doesn't that piss you off Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Who do you mean by they? And how does that answer my question?

User: I don't know, he's a Weavile or some shit. Dude, I'm going to leave you here by yourself because I now have the urge to go talk shit on little kids on some online game. Peace bro.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: The Greatest Man Alive.

Cleverbot: No, he's not.

User: l0l

My name is Riv the Clopper and all I do is edit people's posts.

Make love to me, Riv!
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:06 pm

User: Hue.

Cleverbot: Huehue.

User: Huehuehue.

Cleverbot: Huehuehuehue.

User: Huehuehuehuehue.

Cleverbot: Huehuehuehue.

User: You done fucked up.

Cleverbot: What?
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:08 pm

User:Why do good things happen to bad people?
Bot:Because people can't always have good things happen to them.
User:Why not?
Bot:Not.
User:Tease.
Bot:No.
User:Don't sass me.
Bot:There isn't such word as setence.
User:Are you high?
Bot:Born free.
User:Is this Lucy?
Bot:Yes.
User:Omg. How are you doing?
Bot:Good.
User:How good?
Bot:Very good.
User:Enjoying Mass Effect 3?
Bot:It's not raining.
User:Bet you wish it was raining men though.
Bot:What song?
User:The one by the weather girls.
Bot:I wasn't singing a song.
User:That's not what I meant.
Bot:I know.
User:Who do you have a crush on?
Bot:You.
User:Omg. Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Bot:I was afraid.
User:I am pretty scary. I always thought you lusted after Tank Abuse though.
Bot:Poorly thought.
User:Are you nuts? The dude is hung like a horse. And he loves ponies too!
Bot:That's pretty funny.

This one was too funny not to post.
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:21 pm

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User:Why do good things happen to bad people?
Bot:Because people can't always have good things happen to them.
User:Why not?
Bot:Not.
User:Tease.
Bot:No.
User:Don't sass me.
Bot:There isn't such word as setence.
User:Are you high?
Bot:Born free.
User:Is this Lucy?
Bot:Yes.
User:Omg. How are you doing?
Bot:Good.
User:How good?
Bot:Very good.
User:Enjoying Mass Effect 3?
Bot:It's not raining.
User:Bet you wish it was raining men though.
Bot:What song?
User:The one by the weather girls.
Bot:I wasn't singing a song.
User:That's not what I meant.
Bot:I know.
User:Who do you have a crush on?
Bot:You.
User:Omg. Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Bot:I was afraid.
User:I am pretty scary. I always thought you lusted after Tank Abuse though.
Bot:Poorly thought.
User:Are you nuts? The dude is hung like a horse. And he loves ponies too!
Bot:That's pretty funny.

This one was too funny not to post.

Seriously?
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:30 pm

User: I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Cleverbot: So that makes me a heretic?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh really? Prove it.

User: You're speaking heresy right now.

Cleverbot: I'm speaking what right now?

User: He-re-sy.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

Cleverbot is not clever.
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:49 pm

Tank Abuse wrote:
Riv wrote:
Tank Abuse wrote:


User: Yo.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: There is this person I know online.

Cleverbot: There is only one person.

User: I like My Little Pony and enjoy masturbating furiously to the show's characters.

Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?

User: My name is Tank Abuse I am madly in love with Riv. Since I enjoy jizzing all over my PC whilst looking at ponies, what do you recommend I do to consolidate my two sexual fantasies of Riv and Ponies?

Cleverbot: How do you know who all I am talking to?

User: Well I don't know, you're supposed to be helping me have a cooperative clopping session with Riv.

Cleverbot: You are in an odd mood.

User: Yeah thanks. You really do have a way with words.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: It's a compliment. Just take it.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Oh yeah. There is this other person who I find somewhat weird. All they do is talk mad shit on the Xbox 360 and even disses Halo 3. Doesn't that piss you off Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Who do you mean by they? And how does that answer my question?

User: I don't know, he's a Weavile or some shit. Dude, I'm going to leave you here by yourself because I now have the urge to go talk shit on little kids on some online game. Peace bro.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: The Greatest Man Alive.

Cleverbot: No, he's not.

User: l0l

My name is Riv the Clopper and all I do is edit people's posts.

Make love to me, Riv!

Okay.

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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:05 pm

Cleverbot: I don't know any of them very well. How's your boyfriend?

User: Nonexistent. ;-;.

Cleverbot: Well that's partially true.

Forever ALONE!
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:06 pm

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Cleverbot: I don't know any of them very well. How's your boyfriend?

User: Nonexistent. ;-;.

Cleverbot: Well that's partially true.

Forever ALONE!

LOL
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:07 pm

Riv wrote:


Okay.

All according to plan...
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:52 pm

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Riv wrote:


Okay.

I want in!

Go for it, his mouth's not busy.

Let's ask Cleverbot really quick;

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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:54 pm

Riv wrote:
Butterflygoddess wrote:
Riv wrote:


Okay.

I want in!

Go for it, his mouth's not busy.

Let's ask Cleverbot really quick;

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User: Will Tank Abuse blow Butterfly Goddess?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Seriously?

lol

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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:56 pm

Me: Oh magic conch shell, what do we need to do to get out of the kelp forest?

Cleverbot: You mean you can't tell me who is here if you don't ask me.




Not very clever.
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:00 pm

Riv wrote:
Butterflygoddess wrote:
Riv wrote:


Okay.

I want in!

Go for it, his mouth's not busy.

Let's ask Cleverbot really quick;

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User: Will Tank Abuse blow Butterfly Goddess?

Cleverbot: Yes.

This is why we need to swap you out for a new Head Admin.

Fuck it; give Kaizy the keys.

You're done.
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:22 pm

Tank Abuse wrote:
Riv wrote:
Butterflygoddess wrote:
Riv wrote:


Okay.

I want in!

Go for it, his mouth's not busy.

Let's ask Cleverbot really quick;

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User: Will Tank Abuse blow Butterfly Goddess?

Cleverbot: Yes.

This is why we need to swap you out for a new Head Admin.

Fuck it; give Kaizy the keys.

You're done.

Oh, go fist a pony or something.



There you have it, folks.

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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:11 pm

Seriously?
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PostSubject: Re: how clever is cleverbot?   Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:14 pm

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Seriously?

I don't know what you did to that moose, but I think it's going to haunt him for the rest of his life.

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