General Time Wasting Thread 36: XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi Riv XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi

X-Factor auditions today.

I refuse to do them.

Greg wrote:

X-Factor auditions today.

I refuse to do them.

This isn't something you'll regret.

Zaraphayx wrote:

Greg wrote:

X-Factor auditions today.

I refuse to do them.

This isn't something you'll regret.

Nope. I'm going to work for my fame.

Wow, feels good to say that.

So what's everyone up to today?

Butterflygoddess wrote:

So what's everyone up to today?

The water heater was fixed.
I finally got to take a shower that wouldn't give me hypothermia.

I think by best friend is bisexual

Kaiser wrote:

I think by best friend is bisexual

1) Acquire benefits.

2) ?????????

3) Profit.

I peeled a hangnail up to far back a while ago and now I think it's infected. Hurts like a bitch.

Is it me or is this forum moving much slower? We should've had 3 more General Time Wasting Threads by now

Vega wrote:

Is it me or is this forum moving much slower? We should've had 3 more General Time Wasting Threads by now

Yeah I know, I usually just end up spamming the place, or I'm forced to ignore it completely until people post.

Vega wrote:

Is it me or is this forum moving much slower? We should've had 3 more General Time Wasting Threads by now

Id say more but I've done almost nothing recently.

I've been busy with school myself.

I think I'm going to drop one of my more intensive classes and take it online over the summer. That should give me more time to play with.

I've also been hooked on Marvel Avengers Alliance on FB, that game is addicting.

is teh Fuyu Fappin' Fairy!!1 Also known as the Pingas Polishing Pixie, Semen Siphoning Sprite, and Causer of Copious Cum Cascades!! Diligently doing daily dickings to morning man mushrooms for sexual satisfaction at sunrise!! Owo owO

Her work is not safe though, so much like you, even SHE must watch her peepers!

...

.....

Now it's time to play Armed Police Batrider.
k bai (・ω・)ノ

XoPachi wrote:

is teh Fuyu Fappin' Fairy!!1 Also known as the Pingas Polishing Pixie, Semen Siphoning Sprite, and Causer of Copious Cum Cascades!! Diligently doing daily dickings to morning man mushrooms for sexual satisfaction at sunrise!! Owo owO

Her work is not safe though, so much like you, even SHE must watch her peepers!

...

.....

Now it's time to play Armed Police Batrider.
k bai (・ω・)ノ

the fuck did I just see/read?

I was cleaning a spinning blade today at work, the only way to clean them is to turn them on and spin them. Its usually supposed to be closed but it needed oil and didn't close all the way. I didn't know this and cut my thumb print off today when my hand slipped. It didn't bleed or even really hurt until I touched things with it. Im still perplexed at how it happened.

greg-the-fox wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

is teh Fuyu Fappin' Fairy!!1 Also known as the Pingas Polishing Pixie, Semen Siphoning Sprite, and Causer of Copious Cum Cascades!! Diligently doing daily dickings to morning man mushrooms for sexual satisfaction at sunrise!! Owo owO

Her work is not safe though, so much like you, even SHE must watch her peepers!

...

.....

Now it's time to play Armed Police Batrider.
k bai (・ω・)ノ

the fuck did I just see/read?

Pachi is confessing his love for you.

blackfuredfox wrote:

I was cleaning a spinning blade today at work, the only way to clean them is to turn them on and spin them. Its usually supposed to be closed but it needed oil and didn't close all the way. I didn't know this and cut my thumb print off today when my hand slipped. It didn't bleed or even really hurt until I touched things with it. Im still perplexed at how it happened.

Ouch. >_<

blackfuredfox wrote:

I was cleaning a spinning blade today at work, the only way to clean them is to turn them on and spin them. Its usually supposed to be closed but it needed oil and didn't close all the way. I didn't know this and cut my thumb print off today when my hand slipped. It didn't bleed or even really hurt until I touched things with it. Im still perplexed at how it happened.

Ouch...

Still, I bet that's just the excuse that you give to prevent people from figuring out you're a soviet spy that removed his fingerprints to become more undetectable.

XoPachi wrote:

is teh Fuyu Fappin' Fairy!!1 Also known as the Pingas Polishing Pixie, Semen Siphoning Sprite, and Causer of Copious Cum Cascades!! Diligently doing daily dickings to morning man mushrooms for sexual satisfaction at sunrise!! Owo owO

Her work is not safe though, so much like you, even SHE must watch her peepers!

...

.....

Now it's time to play Armed Police Batrider.
k bai (・ω・)ノ

...

"I love you, giant, pointlessly-pixelated penis!"

Armed Polic Batrider just kicked my ass so I'm just gonna annoy the fuck out you people for the next hundred years.

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

I was cleaning a spinning blade today at work, the only way to clean them is to turn them on and spin them. Its usually supposed to be closed but it needed oil and didn't close all the way. I didn't know this and cut my thumb print off today when my hand slipped. It didn't bleed or even really hurt until I touched things with it. Im still perplexed at how it happened.

Ouch...

Still, I bet that's just the excuse that you give to prevent people from figuring out you're a soviet spy that removed his fingerprints to become more undetectable.

XoPachi wrote:

is teh Fuyu Fappin' Fairy!!1 Also known as the Pingas Polishing Pixie, Semen Siphoning Sprite, and Causer of Copious Cum Cascades!! Diligently doing daily dickings to morning man mushrooms for sexual satisfaction at sunrise!! Owo owO

Her work is not safe though, so much like you, even SHE must watch her peepers!

...

.....

Now it's time to play Armed Police Batrider.
k bai (・ω・)ノ

...

"I love you, giant, pointlessly-pixelated penis!"

Wouldn't it be easier to find me then. You know, Mister Hasnofingerprintsovichakov

blackfuredfox wrote:

Wouldn't it be easier to find me then. You know, Mister Hasnofingerprintsovichakov

Well the FBI has your prints on file, so they're going to start being able to trace your hits.

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

I was cleaning a spinning blade today at work, the only way to clean them is to turn them on and spin them. Its usually supposed to be closed but it needed oil and didn't close all the way. I didn't know this and cut my thumb print off today when my hand slipped. It didn't bleed or even really hurt until I touched things with it. Im still perplexed at how it happened.

Ouch...

Still, I bet that's just the excuse that you give to prevent people from figuring out you're a soviet spy that removed his fingerprints to become more undetectable.

XoPachi wrote:

is teh Fuyu Fappin' Fairy!!1 Also known as the Pingas Polishing Pixie, Semen Siphoning Sprite, and Causer of Copious Cum Cascades!! Diligently doing daily dickings to morning man mushrooms for sexual satisfaction at sunrise!! Owo owO

Her work is not safe though, so much like you, even SHE must watch her peepers!

...

.....

Now it's time to play Armed Police Batrider.
k bai (・ω・)ノ

...

"I love you, giant, pointlessly-pixelated penis!"

"That phony phallus was clearly photoshopped in there..."

Sometimes certain things make my knees extremely weak. O-O