General Time Wasting Thread 36: XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi Riv XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi XoPachi

I drank a 20 oz coffee and had a sandwich for lunch, and it's like the coffee just evaporated in my stomach

At the very least, if I don't feel awake from the caffeine I at least have to go to the bathroom. I've barely had to go at all. And I've been drinking a bunch of water too. This was three hours ago.

The fuck is wrong with my body?
The only thing I've felt is me crashing from the coffee that made me feel normal. Oh, thanks.

But at least I saw that cute guy at starbucks again

Starbucks is gross.

I meant to write something about this last week, but I keep forgetting except when I'm away from the computer.



So, when I was at work last week, a guy came through my line and bought four things. Only four things.

>Two very thick sausages.

>Pain pills.

>KY lubricant.

I wonder what he did with the rest of his night...

I hope he at least seasoned the sausages well.

Riv wrote:

I meant to write something about this last week, but I keep forgetting except when I'm away from the computer.



So, when I was at work last week, a guy came through my line and bought four things. Only four things.

>Two very thick sausages.

>Pain pills.

>KY lubricant.

I wonder what he did with the rest of his night...

Probably made himself a nice dinner, took some medicine for his headache, and then fucked his dog.

Zaraphayx wrote:

Riv wrote:

I meant to write something about this last week, but I keep forgetting except when I'm away from the computer.



So, when I was at work last week, a guy came through my line and bought four things. Only four things.

>Two very thick sausages.

>Pain pills.

>KY lubricant.

I wonder what he did with the rest of his night...

Probably made himself a nice dinner, took some medicine for his headache, and then fucked his dog.

That or he was playing the "Five items or less" game, where you go down the five items or less lane with the strangest possible combination of items, usually with a sexual connotation.


UNRELATED SEMEN APOCOLYPSE:

Spoiler:

Greg wrote:

Zaraphayx wrote:

Riv wrote:

I meant to write something about this last week, but I keep forgetting except when I'm away from the computer.



So, when I was at work last week, a guy came through my line and bought four things. Only four things.

>Two very thick sausages.

>Pain pills.

>KY lubricant.

I wonder what he did with the rest of his night...

Probably made himself a nice dinner, took some medicine for his headache, and then fucked his dog.

That or he was playing the "Five items or less" game, where you go down the five items or less lane with the strangest possible combination of items, usually with a sexual connotation.


UNRELATED SEMEN APOCOLYPSE:

Spoiler:

I fixed your post for you...

Yeah, that may have been what he was doing. But the furfag in me really hopes that Zaraphayx is right, because dog-fucking is clearly the best thing on God's green Earth.



I suppose that that speculation on semen explains the mysterious 50,000 gallon silo under the Vatican.

Riv wrote:

I fixed your post for you...

Thank ye kindly.

Riv wrote:

Yeah, that may have been what he was doing. But the furfag in me really hopes that Zaraphayx is right, because dog-fucking is clearly the best thing on God's green Earth.

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I wonder how this would look as a rage face.
EDIT:

not bad.

You know what would be awesome?

If my rank title said "GTW Trailer Park Supervisor"

Lucy wrote:

You know what would be awesome?

If my rank title said "GTW Trailer Park Supervisor"

I hope it has been dicked to your satisfaction.

Sweet \m/

If David Attenborough and Morgan Freeman could somehow have a baby...

Looks like we had some sort o' good ol' fashioned mutiny.

Zoe wrote:

Looks like we had some sort o' good ol' fashioned mutiny.

I cannot, for the life of me, remember what happened or why Lucy is an admin now.

But, all in all, I trust past-me to make good decisions for future-me, and whatever I was planning is probably a really good idea.

Riv wrote:

Zoe wrote:

Looks like we had some sort o' good ol' fashioned mutiny.

I cannot, for the life of me, remember what happened or why Lucy is an admin now.

But, all in all, I trust past-me to make good decisions for future-me, and whatever I was planning is probably a really good idea.

Past me is a fucking idiot... or a coward... not sure which.

Today I drank 48 ounces of coffee and an energy drink. I want more.
I think I have a problem...

...

I would probably explode if I had that much caffeine in my system.

Lucy wrote:

I would probably explode if I had that much caffeine in my system.

I actually almost managed to fall asleep
But that thing happened where it felt like I was falling and I lurched awake
I hate that shit so much

Lucy wrote:

I would probably explode if I had that much caffeine in my system.

I would implode if I had any less caffeine than that in mine...

Uppers like caffeine are not very good for me at all, lol.

Uppers + ADHD = Wakko Warner

Lucy wrote:

Uppers like caffeine are not very good for me at all, lol.

Uppers + ADHD = Wakko Warner

You get cartoon super-powers?

I see no down-side.

Last time I had coffee, 324 people ended up dead.