General Time Wasting Thread 37: Athenai Loves Her Subtitles

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I did not notice that ponytail she had. That fucking fox chick made it blend in. GET OUT OF THE WAY!
Oh well, I like the thought of her having hair that comes straight down. Although someone pointed out that her hair is like that dick-in-stomach girly man cuntmaggot Sephiroth.

I really hope all dogs go to heaven because I just heard dog tags jingling and they weren't coming from around my neck. II'm kinda scared.

Lunar wrote:

I really hope all dogs go to heaven because I just heard dog tags jingling and they weren't coming from around my neck. II'm kinda scared.

ghost dogs; they have come for your bones.

AthenaiS wrote:

Lunar wrote:

I really hope all dogs go to heaven because I just heard dog tags jingling and they weren't coming from around my neck. II'm kinda scared.

ghost dogs; they have come for your bones.

if you don't give them your bones they'll bone you.

Greg wrote:

AthenaiS wrote:

Lunar wrote:

I really hope all dogs go to heaven because I just heard dog tags jingling and they weren't coming from around my neck. II'm kinda scared.

ghost dogs; they have come for your bones.

if you don't give them your bones they'll bone you.

Your avatar... Is that like the dolphin version of a tramp-stamp?

Greg wrote:

AthenaiS wrote:

Lunar wrote:

I really hope all dogs go to heaven because I just heard dog tags jingling and they weren't coming from around my neck. II'm kinda scared.

ghost dogs; they have come for your bones.

if you don't give them your bones they'll bone you.

My dog was a girl, you buttdicks.

ROFL!
Nintendo fans actually trying to argue with me. Saying Nintendo games are "still good".

XoPachi wrote:

ROFL!
Nintendo fans actually trying to argue with me. Saying Nintendo games are "still good".

Depends on the system. I really only stick with Nintendo because Pokémon.

They were saying their games are still challenging and as replayable as they used to be.
Hint: They aren't.

XoPachi wrote:

They were saying their games are still challenging and as replayable as they used to be.
Hint: They aren't.

Playing soulsilver
Old game remake
Play for weeks after I beat it


Playing Pokemon white
New game
Nothing to do after E4
Well, maybe catch 'em all
All 600+

I'm gonna contradict myself a bit, but for good reason. Pokemon gets a pass for me (new Pokemon, not fucking remakes) because let's think, these are handheld 40+ hour games, with lots of stuff to find in vast worlds, and multiplayer...for $35. However MARIO GALAXY 2 was bland $50 retail DLC with SHIT "multiplayer", NO extra stuff, NO exploration, NO challenge, and blatantly shamelessly rehashed content. I can't believe I actually bought that game!

That's how the Pokemon franchise gets you. You can't catch all of a region's Pokémon in one game unless you have a Game shark or something. The only way I was able to catch all the Hoenn Pokémon was by buying Ruby and Sapphire after I got Emerald for a long ago birthday and traded with myself via my sister's Gameboy.

Man it's the simple video game endings that always make me cry. ;w;

Lunar wrote:

That's how the Pokemon franchise gets you. You can't catch all of a region's Pokémon in one game unless you have a Game shark or something. The only way I was able to catch all the Hoenn Pokémon was by buying Ruby and Sapphire after I got Emerald for a long ago birthday and traded with myself via my sister's Gameboy.

ROFL!!!
I never owned a Pokemon game before Platinum so that was never an option for me to begin with. Though I FIENDED on Platinum. Still do. Can't count how many times I've deleted and restarted that damn game. I think I've beaten it at least 16 times.
I should speed run it.

XoPachi wrote:

And you guys thought FAF was bad.

I dont understand what Im looking at and how its somehow worse than FAF

ponii

They're already working on porn apps for Google Glass

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/05/28/first_adult_app_for_google_glass/

Imagine, you see a guy on the bus wearing Glass who is shifting around and trying to not look suspicious. You never know if your friends are smiling because of the joke you just told or because boobs are being pressed in their face. Public boners everywhere.

Just showed Daisy. Watch this people. I was at Otakon already laughing my ass at this in Japanese, then this dude does a parody making it better.

Kaizy wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

And you guys thought FAF was bad.

I dont understand what Im looking at and how its somehow worse than FAF

Read the rules.

Lucy wrote:

ponii

You're right, that site distinctly lacked pone. Must be what Pachi was complaining about.

XoPachi wrote:

Read the rules.

There was only 2 parts to those rules that were stupid

Quote :

The decision on whether a term has been violated is at the sole but reasonable discretion of the administrators

"Were gonna ban you and we dont have to tell you why because were admins and we automatically win regardless. We wont even reason with you or give you a warning, youll just get banned if we dont like you."

Quote :

No genitalia or graphic depictions of lewd acts (ie porn).

Genitalia is not porn you fucknuts, its a part of the body.
The lewd and suggestive actions are what make it porn, not the parts themselves. I can make an elbow pretty much on par with porn by use of suggestive actions, but something tells me you would allow that.
People are just so uneducated.



But, still not as bad as FAF

Meh.

Hey anyone ever play Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland? I keep forgetting about that game when I mention what Zelda titles I've completed. That was a great game. Bit tedious, but still pretty damn fun.

squeak squeak click click

Spoiler:

I like the N64 games. Lot of memories there.

Also, unrelated, I hate the smell that lingers around families with a shit ton of kids. You know, the people who drive around with at least two stained car seats in their 2001 model minivan, pieces of um stuck to the seatbelts, Cheerios wedged in the seats and an entire year of Capri Sun's products crammed under the driver's seat. It's awful and I smell it at work all the time.

...I drew more Futa. NSFW
You will never play Zelda the same if you click this.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/ad5bc19bc061221f3aa8e6ff579f30d7/tumblr_mnukh4UdCc1s65b8oo1_1280.png
And now a pun. I think she just wants...to...KEESE Link.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm thinking her dick needs to come down s'more... :I