General Time Wasting Thread 38: It's Just Getting Good

Lucan wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I keep trying to figure out reddit, but fuck this.

Quit looking for me. :I

you just reminded me that I have it bookmarked on my phone, and I never used it.

I just don't get this damn site.

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I keep trying to figure out reddit, but fuck this.

Quit looking for me. :I

you just reminded me that I have it bookmarked on my phone, and I never used it.

I just don't get this damn site.

And then, suddenly, as if by magic....

http://www.reddit.com/r/tmnt

You got it.

Riv wrote:

And then, suddenly, as if by magic....

http://www.reddit.com/r/tmnt

You got it.

that's one of the things I don't get. what is /r/? what is the difference between subreddit, and reddit.

and the biggest question. how do I get porn?!

Can't wait 'til the new TMNT game comes out :3

Also will probably buy some of the comics if I get some spare CA$H, but all my money is going into scuba diving right now.

MiloTime wrote:

Riv wrote:

And then, suddenly, as if by magic....

http://www.reddit.com/r/tmnt

You got it.

that's one of the things I don't get. what is /r/? what is the difference between subreddit, and reddit.

and the biggest question. how do I get porn?!

SubReddits I believe are basically like hitting the watch button on an artist's page or more similarly, watching a topic on this site in the bottom right corner.

Threads I guess.

MiloTime wrote:

that's one of the things I don't get. what is /r/? what is the difference between subreddit, and reddit.

That one's easy. Reddit is a collection of subreddits. Subreddits are the bits that come after /r/, they divide reddit up into millions of different categories. You can only submit something to one subreddit at a time, but you can browse multiple subreddits at once.

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and the biggest question. how do I get porn?!

That's hard, especially for beginners.

As a general rule, any sub (short for subreddit) that has 'porn' in the title is not actually porn.

/r/animalporn is actually just cute or interesting pictures of animals with no sexual overtones.

/r/foodporn is just photos of food.

/r/humanporn is just photos of humans. Occasionally they're naked (as humans sometimes are), but it's not porn.

As a much more important general rule, subs that have 'space' in the title are porn that you do not want to see.

/r/spacedicks (disgusting pictures of dicks)

/r/spaceclop (nasty clop, along with some actual porn of horses.)

And, as a final general rule, females get more karma than males for posting nudes. It's a double standard that rises from simple economic forces, mostly just supply and demand. /r/gonewild will have plenty of women but not a lot of men. The tagging system involves using [f] or [m] to identify the contents.

As far as your own interests... It's hard to say how to find things. Most sexual subs have kind of clever and hard to predict names. The type that you can't believe you never thought of after you've seen them.

I'd recommend just starting someplace obvious like http://www.reddit.com/r/sex and clicking around.

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

that's one of the things I don't get. what is /r/? what is the difference between subreddit, and reddit.

That one's easy. Reddit is a collection of subreddits. Subreddits are the bits that come after /r/, they divide reddit up into millions of different categories. You can only submit something to one subreddit at a time, but you can browse multiple subreddits at once.

Quote :

and the biggest question. how do I get porn?!

That's hard, especially for beginners.

As a general rule, any sub (short for subreddit) that has 'porn' in the title is not actually porn.

/r/animalporn is actually just cute or interesting pictures of animals with no sexual overtones.

/r/foodporn is just photos of food.

/r/humanporn is just photos of humans. Occasionally they're naked (as humans sometimes are), but it's not porn.

As a much more important general rule, subs that have 'space' in the title are porn that you do not want to see.

/r/spacedicks (disgusting pictures of dicks)

/r/spaceclop (nasty clop, along with some actual porn of horses.)

And, as a final general rule, females get more karma than males for posting nudes. It's a double standard that rises from simple economic forces, mostly just supply and demand. /r/gonewild will have plenty of women but not a lot of men. The tagging system involves using [f] or [m] to identify the contents.

As far as your own interests... It's hard to say how to find things. Most sexual subs have kind of clever and hard to predict names. The type that you can't believe you never thought of after you've seen them.

I'd recommend just starting someplace obvious like http://www.reddit.com/r/sex and clicking around.

the whole site sounds like an exclusive club, where anyone who isn't in on the exclusivity, just stands outside.

MiloTime wrote:

the whole site sounds like an exclusive club, where anyone who isn't in on the exclusivity, just stands outside.

Well, there's no bouncer, so it's easy to sneak in, lurk, learn their ways, and circlejerk your way to maximum karma.

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

that's one of the things I don't get. what is /r/? what is the difference between subreddit, and reddit.

That one's easy. Reddit is a collection of subreddits. Subreddits are the bits that come after /r/, they divide reddit up into millions of different categories. You can only submit something to one subreddit at a time, but you can browse multiple subreddits at once.

Quote :

and the biggest question. how do I get porn?!

That's hard, especially for beginners.

As a general rule, any sub (short for subreddit) that has 'porn' in the title is not actually porn.

/r/animalporn is actually just cute or interesting pictures of animals with no sexual overtones.

/r/foodporn is just photos of food.

/r/humanporn is just photos of humans. Occasionally they're naked (as humans sometimes are), but it's not porn.

As a much more important general rule, subs that have 'space' in the title are porn that you do not want to see.

/r/spacedicks (disgusting pictures of dicks)

/r/spaceclop (nasty clop, along with some actual porn of horses.)

And, as a final general rule, females get more karma than males for posting nudes. It's a double standard that rises from simple economic forces, mostly just supply and demand. /r/gonewild will have plenty of women but not a lot of men. The tagging system involves using [f] or [m] to identify the contents.

As far as your own interests... It's hard to say how to find things. Most sexual subs have kind of clever and hard to predict names. The type that you can't believe you never thought of after you've seen them.

I'd recommend just starting someplace obvious like http://www.reddit.com/r/sex and clicking around.

Alternatively you could just type "gay" in the subreddit search bar and find general stuff to start.

Lucan wrote:

Alternatively you could just type "gay" in the subreddit search bar and find general stuff to start.

Not sure that would be the best search term, for a variety of reasons.

http://www.reddit.com/search?q=gay

However... I did just think of something...

Milo!

http://www.reddit.com/r/autofellatio [NSFW]

Riv wrote:

Lucan wrote:

Alternatively you could just type "gay" in the subreddit search bar and find general stuff to start.

Not sure that would be the best search term, for a variety of reasons.

http://www.reddit.com/search?q=gay

However... I did just think of something...

Milo!

http://www.reddit.com/r/autofellatio [NSFW]

jackpot

although it's the kind of thing where 9/10 pictures usually suck and/or are gross

MiloTime wrote:

Riv wrote:

Lucan wrote:

Alternatively you could just type "gay" in the subreddit search bar and find general stuff to start.

Not sure that would be the best search term, for a variety of reasons.

http://www.reddit.com/search?q=gay

However... I did just think of something...

Milo!

http://www.reddit.com/r/autofellatio [NSFW]

jackpot

although it's the kind of thing where 9/10 pictures usually suck and/or are gross

Yeah, amateur stuff is like that. There's always a disconnect between professional porn / drawn porn and real stuff.

But I should hope that on that subreddit at least 10/10 pictures would 'suck'.

This is creepy as balls  
https://imgur.com/gallery/isESX
In this gallery, 2 family members are photoshopped together into one two-faced person
Example:

it feels like something that would have been a big deal in 2004. but now it's like, you've got photoshops of kiwi hamsters.

psh, get with the times

greg-the-fox wrote:

This is creepy as balls  
https://imgur.com/gallery/isESX
In this gallery, 2 family members are photoshopped together into one two-faced person
Example:

Mind = blown.

MiloTime wrote:

it feels like something that would have been a big deal in 2004. but now it's like, you've got photoshops of kiwi hamsters.

psh, get with the times

What makes this interesting is not the photoshop job itself, but just seeing how similar relatives' facial features are
Some of these look like one person with makeup on half their face. Some, even through extreme age and gender difference, you can still see the resemblance to each other. And some are just nightmare fuel. All are uncanny valley as fuck though.

sorry, but hnnngh

Spoiler:

Mhm, dem' turtles be cute.

So in PS2 you can unlock access to command chat, which is both a voice comm that only people who have it can hear, and text orders that everyone in your faction can see. Like the yell chat, the orders chat is often spammed.

We see this message pop up in orders chat that says "If you like men message me "
Everyone in my platoon was like    

Holy shit...
I don't care WHAT popular YouTubers you can name. Not RWJ. Not PewDiePie. Not Amazing Atheist.
ONISION is horrible. lol

XoPachi wrote:

Holy shit...
I don't care WHAT popular YouTubers you can name. Not RWJ. Not PewDiePie. Not Amazing Atheist.
ONISION is horrible. lol

None of these yahoos are popular.

Every time I wander back into the therian community I become more grateful for furries, which is such a maddening, depressing thought on so many levels.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Every time I wander back into the therian community I become more grateful for furries, which is such a maddening, depressing thought on so many levels.

I never hear much from (or about) Therians honestly. They always seemed like a low-key group to me.

Tank Abuse wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Every time I wander back into the therian community I become more grateful for furries, which is such a maddening, depressing thought on so many levels.

I never hear much from (or about) Therians honestly. They always seemed like a low-key group to me.

They mostly stick to their little enclaves/fringes because, frankly, their bullshit doesn't fly anywhere else, not even on the internet. Well okay, maybe on Tumblr. I'd say that's probably their largest "mainstream" presence these days, unless Livejournal is still considered mainstream.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Every time I wander back into the therian community I become more grateful for furries, which is such a maddening, depressing thought on so many levels.

I never hear much from (or about) Therians honestly. They always seemed like a low-key group to me.

They mostly stick to their little enclaves/fringes because, frankly, their bullshit doesn't fly anywhere else, not even on the internet. Well okay, maybe on Tumblr. I'd say that's probably their largest "mainstream" presence these days, unless Livejournal is still considered mainstream.

The cliques lol.