The "Show Your Sheath" Thread! (NSFW)

... You know what to do!

I doubt any of you have the balls. I want to test that theory.

Prove me wrong with pics ;3

I'd post but uh... I'm at work. So I'll need to uh... wail 'till I get home *nods*

Oh, and females can post too. I guess...

Ricky. 


This is terrible.

Like, eversleep terrible.

Anatomically speaking would the sheath be your foreskin?

Tank Abuse wrote:

Ricky. 


This is terrible.

Like, eversleep terrible.

Oh, come on. It could be fun! ^_^

Well, that is if people actually do it...

Tank Abuse wrote:

Anatomically speaking would the sheath be your foreskin?

I guess. I ripped that off an old LJ community.

(yes, there was actually a LJ community called "show your sheath")

This worked on another forum, but the people there actually have some balls =P

Wow, the fuck is wrong with you, bro? Did something vital in your noggin get knocked loose when you were a child and now we have to suffer your tard-musings? Ugh!

TangoDelahunt wrote:

Wow, the fuck is wrong with you, bro? Did something vital in your noggin get knocked loose when you were a child and now we have to suffer your tard-musings? Ugh!

Wow, holy shit -- you're quite upset!

Did a forum post hurt your fewwings?

Do you need a hug?

I bet you have a tiny penis.

All of your wangs are small.

RickyBobbyMew wrote:

I bet you have a tiny penis.

And I bet you'd be perfect for a reality show where the line, "I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC. Have a seat over there" is said at least a couple times per episode.

And don't worry about my cock. Only one person on the forum gets to play with it and it's not going to be you, creepy fuck.

Why would I want to play with *anything,* when:

a.) I have no idea what you look like, and
b.) I'm doubtful that "thing" even exists

Also, you kind of seem like a prick :p


so... calm your horses. We're all here to have a good time :3

In this thread: Ricky attempts to be clever in asking to see some forum penis, gets called on it, and don't get anything for his efforts except to be called the creepy fuck that he is. 


Sorry Ricky, no pecker pics for you. 


Go look at porn like a normal person.

That's all in your head.

I think it's funny how furries blow up when you mention anything sexual to them.

Here's a NORMAL reaction to this kind of thread [nsfw, obviously]

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16656103

Now look at all you freaking out above

I'm in there, BTW... If you care enough to find me.

You people are such losers :V

So you call 'normal' posting a Shroomery.org link? The Shroomery is like 4chan having a welfare baby with lulz.net. 


Tard on I guess, Ricky. Tard on.

Not so much freaking out. 

More of a "Eh, that's weird. Whatever, back to Youtube."

Tank Abuse wrote:

Not so much freaking out. 

More of a "Eh, that's weird. Whatever, back to Youtube."

Maybe, for everyone but Tango.

I'd certainly call THAT "having a hissy fit"

And Tango, at least they aren't wannabe tards *looks at the emoticons here*



PS - SOMEONE POST YOUR DICK AND SAVE THIS THREAD

Here is your Dick pic, Ricky.





Now fuck off. 

That joke is older than *you* 

Eversleep did get the last cock thread locked being a jackass... 

I think I'll hijack this thread.

NEW TOPIC

Post random dicks.

Futa chick I made that I don't remember sharing. NSFW
http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4cbecf15b44db82eeecd183838a6883/tumblr_mn8f2kW7zJ1s65b8oo1_r2_1280.png

at one point we posted our asses.

what's so different now?

I still wouldn't post my... sheath, though, especially considering I lost my sheath

[url=http://p.twimg.com/Amdvu_SCMAEAaUK.jpg:large]im game[/url]

in reality my penis is average, maybe slightly above

Azure wrote:

[url=http://p.twimg.com/Amdvu_SCMAEAaUK.jpg:large]im game[/url]

in reality my penis is average, maybe slightly above

you are well endowed.

and very hairy... lol bear

also I'm pretty sure at best, I'm average

What manner of sick world do we live in where we can't even have a weiner thread on a furry board without emo kids? :[

this is an accurate representation of how big I am

sorry that I'm bigger than you

MiloTime wrote:

this is an accurate representation of how big I am

sorry that I'm bigger than you

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