The Cock Thread

I proclaim this thread's theme song!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3bRPHPQsOs

Barletta wrote:

Percy wrote:

Why am I not surprised at the creation of this thread?

Because furries

Good enough explanation for me.

Herpadurr, cocks everywhere.

Barletta wrote:

This is an okay tasting drink depending on your tastes.

Greg wrote:

Barletta wrote:

This is an okay tasting drink depending on your tastes.

"Arouse Your Tastebuds"

I'll be the first person on here to actually post NSFW cock in its proper context

lol I dunno...

MiloTime wrote:

I'll be the first person on here to actually post NSFW cock in its proper context

lol I dunno...

Milo, wtf. This thread is about cocks, not penises. Geez.

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I'll be the first person on here to actually post NSFW cock in its proper context

lol I dunno...

Milo, wtf. This thread is about cocks, not penises. Geez.

it's about my penis now. yours and mine

MiloTime wrote:

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I'll be the first person on here to actually post NSFW cock in its proper context

lol I dunno...

Milo, wtf. This thread is about cocks, not penises. Geez.

it's about my penis now. yours and mine

Penis fencing? I'm not sure how I feel about this, Milo.

Oh, we're posting penises now?
How about massive dog dildos

nsfwduh:

and a cock cannon

Riv wrote:

Penis fencing? I'm not sure how I feel about this, Milo.

whoever enjoys it the most loses

MiloTime wrote:

Riv wrote:

Penis fencing? I'm not sure how I feel about this, Milo.

whoever enjoys it the most loses

So... win-win?

greg-the-fox wrote:

Oh, we're posting penises now?
How about massive dog dildos

nsfwduh:

greg's warm up dildo

I love how they always seem to use Coke cans to compare sizes.

"Well how big is it, exactly?"

"Have you ever shoved a Coke can up your ass?"

"Yeah..."

"Well it's about twice as big as that."

Riv wrote:

I love how they always seem to use Coke cans to compare sizes.

"Well how big is it, exactly?"

"Have you ever shoved a Coke can up your ass?"

"Yeah..."

"Well it's about twice as big as that."

coke is the newest widely accepted scientific measuring unit.

greg-the-fox wrote:

That slingshot guys insane. I subscribed to his channel last year and he makes the craziest shit.

Riv wrote:

I love how they always seem to use Coke cans to compare sizes.

"Well how big is it, exactly?"

"Have you ever shoved a Coke can up your ass?"

"Yeah..."

"Well it's about twice as big as that."

Apparently Pepsi can suck dick...

I was in the shower this morning and I noticed that my cock seemed Photoshopped on (I can tell from some of the pixels and seeing a few Photoshops in my day). And then I thought if life really IS the Matrix... I could just be the product of software manipulation or some shit... :U

So I guess we're talking about our shlongs now?

Ahkmill wrote:

So I guess we're talking about our shlongs now?

Cock thread...

not talking about cocks...

Look at this cock on pecker action!!

Butterflygoddess wrote:

Look at this cock on pecker action!!

Hello and.....goodbye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrajlPjmTRg
NSFW

I took a pic of my pubes for you all to see :3
https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img7/5217/1003452o.jpg