So what do you all do with yourselves?

greg-the-fox wrote:

Taz wrote:

I masturbate sometimes.

I did that today

Spoiler:

I mean no disrespect, but that is fucking hilarious. That you feel it necessary to specify the contents (or lack thereof) in your bunghole, I mean. But seriously, that doesn't sound good. Like it might be a symptom of some injury.

I had something kinda similarly worrying once, where as I'd approach orgasm, I'd start to get the worst headache you can imagine, and if I kept going the pain would just explode in the center of my brain. It was like that for I think 2, maybe 3 days, and it never happened again.

To this day I wonder just what the hell I was going through at the time.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

I mean no disrespect, but that is fucking hilarious. That you feel it necessary to specify the contents (or lack thereof) in your bunghole, I mean. But seriously, that doesn't sound good. Like it might be a symptom of some injury.

It's because everyone here just assumes I have a dildo up there 24/7
Also it was probably gas or something, or just really bad blueballs
Because man that was a really great fap up until that.

So hey, lets see whats going on in this thre--




...so yeah, not gonna be coming back in here anymore

greg-the-fox wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

I mean no disrespect, but that is fucking hilarious. That you feel it necessary to specify the contents (or lack thereof) in your bunghole, I mean. But seriously, that doesn't sound good. Like it might be a symptom of some injury.

It's because everyone here just assumes I have a dildo up there 24/7
Also it was probably gas or something, or just really bad blueballs
Because man that was a really great fap up until that.

Oh, nah, I meant because this is a furry forum, and it's populated by furries, necessitating those lil' disclaimers
but yeah, I had this major case of (what I think probably was) blue balls once
and I never had no anal misfires but "relieving" them was not the most pleasant sensation
probably didn't help I took smoke breaks (yes, it was that long)

Wolf-Bone wrote:

anal misfires

I want to die.

All of you are disgusting get out of my thread. ):

greg-the-fox wrote:

It's because everyone here just assumes I have a dildo up there 24/7

lol its true

jcstinks wrote:

Taz wrote:

I masturbate sometimes.

That's disgusting

You are disgusting.

I know~ it adds to my strange form of Charming.



I flirt with people a lot too.

Games, music or just web browsing. Sometimes I go see movies. I know. Such an exciting life.

jcstinks wrote:

My life isn't too exciting either. Haw. I work in management consulting and serve on a few local political and community commissions. Now I'm focused on building community resources for people on the high-functioning autism spectrum, like Asperger's Syndrome. It's been a lot of fun. Though autistic people can drain my life energy very, very quickly.

Tell me about it, I spent a good couple of years with those people. One of them was completely unable to leave any sort of computer for even 5 minutes, he just was physically incapable of being remotely interested in the real world. Ew.

Also, greg reminds me of one of my exes. >_>

I've been spending quite a bit, obsessing over a crush.

MiloTime wrote:

I've been spending quite a bit, obsessing over a crush.

Stalking, I see? ;3

Kellie Gator wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I've been spending quite a bit, obsessing over a crush.

Stalking, I see? ;3

more like trying to conform around the person's personality, and little by little, trying to break his barrier. (no pun intended)

yes, I'm very cheesy. I have a scenario thought up where one day, he's feeling sad and distressed, and I calm him down, only for him to confess that he's starting to fall for me.

....*cough*

I kind of have a fantasy of getting in a heated argument with someone and then suddenly making out
I'm a sucker for cheesy tropes And yours is also one too Milo

I have a fantasy that I have a friend and they actually talk to me and give a shit


Thus the reason this would be a fantasy

greg-the-fox wrote:

I kind of have a fantasy of getting in a heated argument with someone and then suddenly making out
I'm a sucker for cheesy tropes And yours is also one too Milo

you strike me as someone who would be an angry lover...

they probably would be afraid to kiss you because you'd just grope their ass, and claw their back. or god forbid, when you're ready for sex, they run out of the house in fear.

Kaizy wrote:

I have a fantasy that I have a friend and they actually talk to me and give a shit


Thus the reason this would be a fantasy

I care about you.

blackfuredfox wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

I have a fantasy that I have a friend and they actually talk to me and give a shit


Thus the reason this would be a fantasy

I care about you.

Now if only I knew you IRL, my problem would be solved

Kaizy wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

I have a fantasy that I have a friend and they actually talk to me and give a shit


Thus the reason this would be a fantasy

I care about you.

Now if only I knew you IRL, my problem would be solved

if only I knew people from over the internet who cared about me in R-... oh wait...

MiloTime wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

I have a fantasy that I have a friend and they actually talk to me and give a shit


Thus the reason this would be a fantasy

I care about you.

Now if only I knew you IRL, my problem would be solved

if only I knew people from over the internet who cared about me in R-... oh wait...

jcstinks wrote:

This is a furry forum so I assume we're mostly listless students here, whittling away hours in front of the computer screen.

With pictures of man-animal hybrids, no less.

This guy is good, that's me to a T; listless senior, bored as all hell with the bullshit upper division university classes that I generally don't find interesting or useful (except Organic Chem), smokes a ton of weed so that life won't be as painfully mundane, and peruses gay sites for someone who I can feel a connection with.

Barnabus wrote:

peruses gay sites for someone who I can feel a connection with.

cause those are the best sites to find decent people

MiloTime wrote:

Barnabus wrote:

peruses gay sites for someone who I can feel a connection with.

cause those are the best sites to find decent people

It's really not that different from here dude. You posted your ass here publicly, at least the sites I'm referring to are private to members. ;3

Barnabus wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Barnabus wrote:

peruses gay sites for someone who I can feel a connection with.

cause those are the best sites to find decent people

It's really not that different from here dude. You posted your ass here publicly, at least the sites I'm referring to are private to members. ;3

I never said this was a good place to feel a connection with people. this is also a place where people openly admit to liking pony vagina. but it's certainly better than a gay themed site. (which I assume is a gay porn site) almost anything else is a better shot at a decent connection with someone

You are such an expert on the subject, Ryan.