H8ERS tryin to imatate

alright guys listen up because you could all use a hard dose of THE TRUTH(s of existence).

last night I was out with my buddy Cody Trent, and we were rolling blunts seeing mad shit. when you're as hardcore as me, you need weed to level you out. I wish I could get high off weed but all it does is level me out because I'm that fucking alpha, not like you smelly bumholes. Yea check it.

I would insult y'all but the truth of the matter is that you all just need some encouragement to live life yo. Sick of all these haters and imitators.

Now what you know about a sweet MC, from the 313
None of these skills you bout to see come free
So you wanna be a sweet MC, you gotta become me
If you ever wanna be one see

those lyrics define my life so i included them in this post

yo fuck it i'm out.

Epic thread right here

u definitely done a lot to change my perception of u. this post is the kind of shit that shows what the insides of someone have looking like. i no i can never understimate u in ur headspace from roaming the street bcoz when i roam streets it is in a different timezone and ur usually in bed by then, mos def. i would hav 2 stay up rite L8 and i gets cold out so it would give me ill 4 most of my lyfe.

fuck off wolf-bone you don't know me or understand me so don't even try

my life is like,
an apple of
the faces of crime inal
criminals.
guns
drugs
i'm a thug

yea yo

Oh my! A ruffian! Be gone with you, street rat!

Riv can I have some science please? Just give me one science. Just one?

What the fuck even is this

u wat?

ayight m8, check it

I'm the shit disturber
Passersby perturber

yeah

I'm the break-and-enter
bedroom intruder

I'm the shit disturber
rude shit disturber
your the shit disturber
polite shit disturber

yeah

I'm the educated
hated street roamer
I'm the public nuisance
pisser and moaner

I'm the shit disturber
rude shit disturber
your the shit disturber
polite shitdisturber

I'm the rowdy neighbor
shit music blaster
I'm the upstart bastard
public intoxicated

I'm the Master
Your the Blaster
Put us both together
We're Master Blaster!

Oh I think I get it now
Let me try




Im the shit fuck cunt bitch
Yeah
Bitch fuck
Fuck bitch
Rhymin shit here

Damn bitch
Fucking rhymes and shit
Fuck that shit
Shit fucking shit
Rhymes

Life on the streets
More rhyming shit
Yeah yeah
Yeah
Yeah fuck
Fuck yeah seaking

Fuck



Now someone contact my agent, Im bored as fuck

I think the goal at this point is to make music like this



but with lyrics that aren't so preachy and cerebral
and dance moves more akin to that of a drunken bellend

Thlayli wrote:

Riv can I have some science please? Just give me one science. Just one?

I'm afraid not! You'll probably just sell it at a pawn shop to buy more booze!

Wolf-Bone wrote:

I think the goal at this point is to make music like this



but with lyrics that aren't so preachy and cerebral
and dance moves more akin to that of a drunken bellend

...the actual fuck did I just watch


Also, if this is a thread based on making lyrics, why is it in this section of the forums where you go to rant/rave about shit in life? This is better suited for General Discussion or even Forum Games.

It was about how amazing I am but it got derailed.

Thlayli wrote:

It was about how amazing I am but it got derailed.

Thats just a terrible reason for a thread

I mean, if that's a legit reason to start a thread, then I might as well just rename this forum in my honor to talk about how awesome I am

Kaizy wrote:

I might as well just rename this forum in my honor to talk about how awesome I am

Then we'd be FAF lol

Thlayli wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

I might as well just rename this forum in my honor to talk about how awesome I am

Then we'd be FAF lol

...who gave you a copy of our future plans?

Kaizy wrote:

...the actual fuck did I just watch

Only one of the signature songs of one of the bands that broke a fuckload of ground. Made all the more significant by being even called a band when it was essentially a one-man act with some back up "dancers" and "vocalists"/"MCs". You probably like, what, BEP or some shit?

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

...the actual fuck did I just watch

Only one of the signature songs of one of the bands that broke a fuckload of ground. Made all the more significant by being even called a band when it was essentially a one-man act with some back up "dancers" and "vocalists"/"MCs". You probably like, what, BEP or some shit?

Who the hell is BEP?

Also, this thread really doesnt belong here, so Im moving it to General Discussion
Id close it but I still have no idea what this threads purpose is yet

Kaizy wrote:

Also, this thread really doesnt belong here, so Im moving it to General Discussion
Id close it but I still have no idea what this threads purpose is yet

This forum has a whopping 70 members, even fewer than I have Facebook "friends". You give way to much of a fuck about things like threads having a "purpose". Seriously, get out more.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

Also, this thread really doesnt belong here, so Im moving it to General Discussion
Id close it but I still have no idea what this threads purpose is yet

This forum has a whopping 70 members, even fewer than I have Facebook "friends". You give way to much of a fuck about things like threads having a "purpose". Seriously, get out more.

Wait, youre legit getting mad because I moved it?

My god, good thing I didnt close it, you might have thrown a tantrum

Kaizy wrote:

Wait, youre legit getting mad because I moved it?

My god, good thing I didnt close it, you might have thrown a tantrum

No, not really moving it as much as your whole attitude lately of "ugh, what the fuck is this obnoxious crap whose humor is lost on me doing on my forum". But speaking of closing threads, I'm legit pissed about you closing JCFYNX's. Because that was funny. Seriously, you're doing the kind of FAF crap this place ought to be a refuge from.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

Wait, youre legit getting mad because I moved it?

My god, good thing I didnt close it, you might have thrown a tantrum

No, not really moving it as much as your whole attitude lately of "ugh, what the fuck is this obnoxious crap whose humor is lost on me doing on my forum". But speaking of closing threads, I'm legit pissed about you closing JCFYNX's. Because that was funny. Seriously, you're doing the kind of FAF crap this place ought to be a refuge from.

Well, I moved this thread because it really was in the wrong section. I mean if we didnt care about putting shit in the right place, we would have just had one big section titled "Fuck all post everything here". Putting threads in the right place just makes things more organized and easy to find, Im not trying to be an asshole, Im just trying to keep the place looking somewhat organized.

Also, I dont know what the hell JCFYNX even is, so clearly it must have been a quality thread

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

Wait, youre legit getting mad because I moved it?

My god, good thing I didnt close it, you might have thrown a tantrum

No, not really moving it as much as your whole attitude lately of "ugh, what the fuck is this obnoxious crap whose humor is lost on me doing on my forum". But speaking of closing threads, I'm legit pissed about you closing JCFYNX's. Because that was funny. Seriously, you're doing the kind of FAF crap this place ought to be a refuge from.

best mods I've seen so far.

my standards aren't so high

I'm really surprised that the actual joke of this thread was lost on everyone bar a couple.

Thlayli wrote:

I'm really surprised that the actual joke of this thread was lost on everyone bar a couple.

foxy boy will be very happy to know he means so much to you