General Time Wasting Thread 23: Now with extra olives

MiloTime wrote:

with my pacifism, I can't even slap my hoes, let alone assert my dominance. I'd be a horrible pimp...

Could you talk to your hoes about their feelings? That can be effective if you are wearing a pimp hat of sufficient swag-levels.

I'd probably end up trying to talk them out of whoring themselves due to my own guilty conscience... see how bad of a pimp I'd make?

MiloTime wrote:

I'd probably end up trying to talk them out of whoring themselves due to my own guilty conscience... see how bad of a pimp I'd make?

Well, that's your angle! You whore them out, then convince them to give up being whores, but guess what! You also run a donation-driven rehabilitation facility for recovering prostitutes, from which you embezzle massive amounts of cash. It's like getting payed to do the same job twice!

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I'd probably end up trying to talk them out of whoring themselves due to my own guilty conscience... see how bad of a pimp I'd make?

Well, that's your angle! You whore them out, then convince them to give up being whores, but guess what! You also run a donation-driven rehabilitation facility for recovering prostitutes, from which you embezzle massive amounts of cash. It's like getting payed to do the same job twice!

Milo the Hooker to Milo the Hustler.

I'm kinda diggin' this single thing...

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I'd probably end up trying to talk them out of whoring themselves due to my own guilty conscience... see how bad of a pimp I'd make?

Well, that's your angle! You whore them out, then convince them to give up being whores, but guess what! You also run a donation-driven rehabilitation facility for recovering prostitutes, from which you embezzle massive amounts of cash. It's like getting payed to do the same job twice!

so instead of screwing over whores, I'm screwing over the government!

Though I will miss the sex. The sex is/was fucking amazing.

MiloTime wrote:

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I'd probably end up trying to talk them out of whoring themselves due to my own guilty conscience... see how bad of a pimp I'd make?

Well, that's your angle! You whore them out, then convince them to give up being whores, but guess what! You also run a donation-driven rehabilitation facility for recovering prostitutes, from which you embezzle massive amounts of cash. It's like getting payed to do the same job twice!

so instead of screwing over whores, I'm screwing over the government!

You're screwing over everyone, while making sure everyone gets to screw.

And now I'm legally smoking weed.

Ahkmill wrote:

And now I'm legally smoking weed.

... I'm simultaneously amazed and apathetic.

Riv wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

And now I'm legally smoking weed.

... I'm simultaneously amazed and apathetic.

I was never lying when I said I smoked it for medical purposes.

Ahkmill wrote:

And now I'm legally smoking weed.

* Technically Illegal, per federal law.

Aetius wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

And now I'm legally smoking weed.

* Technically Illegal, per federal law.

Legal in my neighborhood.

Ahkmill wrote:

Legal in my neighborhood.

That is right, you live in the Gay Peoples Republic of Crackfornia :V

This is embarassing. I just posted a post in the wrong thread.

The post in question was:

Quote :

You know what's really annoying?

Now, most people refer to me as 'Kig'. That's fine by itself, but the annoying part is that it's only three letters long, which means that, for whatever stupid reason, it doesn't show up on forum search engines, so I can't sweep the forums for any references made to me.

Why can't I delete crap again?

KigRatel wrote:

This is embarassing. I just posted a post in the wrong thread.

The post in question was:

Quote :

You know what's really annoying?

Now, most people refer to me as 'Kig'. That's fine by itself, but the annoying part is that it's only three letters long, which means that, for whatever stupid reason, it doesn't show up on forum search engines, so I can't sweep the forums for any references made to me.

Why can't I delete crap again?

Just blank it out.

KigRatel wrote:

This is embarassing. I just posted a post in the wrong thread.

The post in question was:

Quote :

You know what's really annoying?

Now, most people refer to me as 'Kig'. That's fine by itself, but the annoying part is that it's only three letters long, which means that, for whatever stupid reason, it doesn't show up on forum search engines, so I can't sweep the forums for any references made to me.

Why can't I delete crap again?

Your name is Kig?

Shit, I thought you were king the whole time.

Aetius wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

Legal in my neighborhood.

That is right, you live in the Gay Peoples Republic of Crackfornia :V

Cali hates gays. Like, with a passion.

San Francisco is the only safe place.

Ahkmill wrote:

Cali hates gays. Like, with a passion.

San Francisco is the only safe place.

Westhollywood is pretty damn gay.

LA in general is.

Aetius wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

Cali hates gays. Like, with a passion.

San Francisco is the only safe place.

Westhollywood is pretty damn gay.

LA in general is.

America is gay.

Ahkmill wrote:

Aetius wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

Cali hates gays. Like, with a passion.

San Francisco is the only safe place.

Westhollywood is pretty damn gay.

LA in general is.

America is gay.

Don't let the wrong people hear you say that.

They'll probably try to nail you to a cross or something.

Fuck America. >:U

Lucy wrote:

Fuck America. >:U

What the hell.

Did you just change your name.

Who the fuck is this Lucy person.

This mysterious individual with unclear motives.

Lucy, eh?

Perhaps it's got something to do with lucid dreaming. Or some other kind of lucidity.

Or it could just be short for Lucinda.

Or both! ...Nah.

KigRatel wrote:

Lucy, eh?

Perhaps it's got something to do with lucid dreaming. Or some other kind of lucidity.

Or it could just be short for Lucinda.

Or both! ...Nah.

Lucid dreaming about those unclear motives.

Warping said dream in a way where it represents Lucy's plans for the world.

Like a simulation.