General Time Wasting Thread 26: I invented the internet.

I fucking hate craving McDonald's. I really do.

But goddamn is it fucking delicious.

MiloTime wrote:

Zaraphayx wrote:

Butterflygoddess wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

how do you people get so much action

Pardon?

Yeah for real, what gave that impression? lol

does the term action only refer to sex? if so, I mean how do you people get so many dates. I'm trying to think of a way to ask someone out... even if it is months from now. I want it to happen...

Do you ask for dates by asking if you can get some action?

If so, I think I know what your problem is.

Riv wrote:

Do you ask for dates by asking if you can get some action?

If so, I think I know what your problem is.

That's a pretty effective method in the gay community
Have you ever heard of Grindr?

greg-the-fox wrote:

That's a pretty effective method in the gay community
Have you ever heard of Grindr?

I haven't. But it sounds pretty damn gay.

Riv wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

That's a pretty effective method in the gay community
Have you ever heard of Grindr?

I haven't. But it sounds pretty damn gay.

It's like foursquare but for fucking. You can see how many horny gays are around you and then ask them for sex
The hilarious thing is that Grind traffic went up a lot in Tampa during the Republican convention

greg-the-fox wrote:

It's like foursquare but for fucking. You can see how many horny gays are around you and then ask them for sex
The hilarious thing is that Grind traffic went up a lot in Tampa during the Republican convention

Oddly enough, I've never thought of 'grind' as a verb that could refer to something a male is doing...

I hate websites with white text on a black background, it makes me want to gouge my eyes out

greg-the-fox wrote:

I hate websites with white text on a black background, it makes me want to gouge my eyes out

Greg. Greg. If you're in OSX right now, press ctrl+alt+command+8.

Just do it.

Riv wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

I hate websites with white text on a black background, it makes me want to gouge my eyes out

Greg. Greg. If you're in OSX right now, press ctrl+alt+command+8.

Just do it.

yeah it's a solution, but it's one you shouldn't need
sites like that, i wouldn't bother with for long
i'm sorry, it's true, you can judge a site by its design
the reason Werelist looks as bad as it does?
that's what the majority of its users actually liked
which kind of tells you all you need to know

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

I hate websites with white text on a black background, it makes me want to gouge my eyes out

Greg. Greg. If you're in OSX right now, press ctrl+alt+command+8.

Just do it.

yeah it's a solution, but it's one you shouldn't need
sites like that, i wouldn't bother with for long
i'm sorry, it's true, you can judge a site by its design
the reason Werelist looks as bad as it does?
that's what the majority of its users actually liked
which kind of tells you all you need to know

I was actually trying to troll him by turning a dark-on-light page into a light-on-dark page.

But it can technically be helpful advice too.

greg-the-fox wrote:

I hate websites with white text on a black background, it makes me want to gouge my eyes out

I hate one particular part in Assassins Creed 3 because they're speaking a Native American language but with white subtitles. The entire background of that area is white.

Fell asleep at my computer...

MiloTime wrote:

Zaraphayx wrote:

Butterflygoddess wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

how do you people get so much action

Pardon?

Yeah for real, what gave that impression? lol

does the term action only refer to sex? if so, I mean how do you people get so many dates. I'm trying to think of a way to ask someone out... even if it is months from now. I want it to happen...

Try the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/11/01/halo-4-gets-tough-on-sexist-players/

lol

1.) You WON'T stop this. People are so pathetic or adamant to play their games online that they'll get on somehow no matter you do even if they have to switch ISP's, make a new account, go to a friend's house, etc. And what will happen when they do get back online? Demand more sandwiches like the lazy fucks they are.

2.) Biased banning, either ban all shit talk or grow a thicker skin because I can guarantee there is just as much if not more racists spewing words like nigger, spic, chink, cracker, and much more. Not to mention homophobes. But no one is cracking down on those assholes.

3.) YOU. HAVE. A. MUTE. FEATURE. FOR. ALL. ONLINE. GAMES.

XoPachi wrote:

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/11/01/halo-4-gets-tough-on-sexist-players/

lol

1.) You WON'T stop this. People are so pathetic or adamant to play their games online that they'll get on somehow no matter you do even if they have to switch ISP's, make a new account, go to a friend's house, etc. And what will happen when they do get back online? Demand more sandwiches like the lazy fucks they are.

2.) Biased banning, either ban all shit talk or grow a thicker skin because I can guarantee there is just as much if not more racists spewing words like nigger, spic, chink, cracker, and much more. Not to mention homophobes. But no one is cracking down on those assholes.

3.) YOU. HAVE. A. MUTE. FEATURE. FOR. ALL. ONLINE. GAMES.

It's a PR stunt, no doubt in response to the fact that Halo's fan-base is notorious for being well... immature.

Whenever I play Halo I always have a lot of fun and do decently, no matter how long I've gone without playing.

Halo 3 will always be my favourite though.

Halo 4 is fucking stupid.

Caribou wrote:

Whenever I play Halo I always have a lot of fun and do decently, no matter how long I've gone without playing.

Halo 3 will always be my favourite though.

I love the series (except Wars because I hate RTS's) but I'm looking forward to 4. The campaign is going to be amazing. I haven't been disappointed with Halo level design yet. I don't really care for online. Local is hysterical.

Halo is a franchise that has been milked way too much. We never did and never will need a Halo 4. 1-3 was enough, ODST, Reach, and Wars were all bullshit.

Lucy wrote:

Halo is a franchise that has been milked way too much. We never did and never will need a Halo 4. 1-3 was enough, ODST, Reach, and Wars were all bullshit.

Honestly I agree with this. Right after 3 was where my interest in the series plummeted, and now I just don't care much at all for the upcoming games.

I just find it really fun whenever I play it, especially with my brother.

While I may not be the biggest fan of Halo 3, it's far better than the other fuckups. 3 to me is just the worst of the good Halo games.

Halo 1 will forever be the best, IMO.

MiloTime wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

I fucking can't afford to date anyone
Do you have any idea how much fucking money that takes Milo?

you find ways...

I could always give him my used medium doberman...

So that's what you're going to give Rob for his birthday?

I've never played halo 4, but I've seen enough multiplayer gameplay to come to the conclusion that it's virtually the same exact gameplay from the first halo made at least 10 years ago.

Vega wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

I fucking can't afford to date anyone
Do you have any idea how much fucking money that takes Milo?

you find ways...

I could always give him my used medium doberman...

So that's what you're going to give Rob for his birthday?

if that doesn't scare him away, me asking him out one day will!

Oh gee thanks school website for going down and losing all the files I uploaded so I could use them at home. I knew should have just put them on a flash drive, but no, the cloud is better!