HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Subject: HOLY FUCKING SHIT Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:31 pm

WERE THOSE NETCH.

WERE THOSE MUSHROOM HOUSES, THOSE STRANGE DWELLINGS THE TELVANNI CRAFTED USING MAGIC.

IS THAT VVARDENFELL.

DID HE JUST SAY SOLSTHEIM, THE PLACE WHERE MUCH ASS WAS KICKED IN TES: III.

Holy fucking shit this is SWEET.

TAKE MY MONEY.

WANT.

CAN NOT WAIT.

Subject: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:00 pm

This gave me a diamond cutting erection.

Fuck I love TES.

Subject: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:28 pm

Zaraphayx wrote:: This gave me a diamond cutting erection.

Fuck I love TES.

Everyone knows you need an iron dick or higher to cut diamond.

Subject: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:35 pm

Riv wrote:

Zaraphayx wrote:: This gave me a diamond cutting erection.

Fuck I love TES.

Everyone knows you need an iron dick or higher to cut diamond.

Subject: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:30 pm

My dick is harder than neutronium right now.

Subject: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:13 am

I will fuck it with my invisidick made of steel cacti and lemon-covered papercuts. This add-on will be a masochist for me because I will love the fuck out of it.

Subject: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:49 am

-Insert post here about how hard my dick is-

Subject: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:45 pm

I feel like the dragon riding is fan service and takes away the feeling of how small the player is in the world. One of the defining TES feelings.