General Time Wasting Thread 32: LET FLY THE MELONS

XoPachi wrote:

Zaraphayx wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Lucy wrote:

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Percy, *snaps fingers* here, 30 seconds. Immediate compliance.

Do you have some sort of weird domination fetish?

Who needs the fetish part? I'm just God. People worship Brain Golem day in day out. It's the fuck, man!

Riv wrote:

Lucan wrote:

What is this non-portal Glados shit, Del Toro?

Oh no, giant monsters are attacking. So, um... Let's try planes.

How do we fly planes to fend off the monsters?

Fly them way too close and between the monsters' legs and stuff.

Isn't that a terrible idea? Why don't we just launch missiles from far away?

Shut up, this looks cooler. Plus, if we can't fly planes for shit, the only logical solution is giant battle mechas. Because those are efficient.

This is the man who made Pan's Labyrinth. How do you go from that to making a giant mech action movie after that?! It feels like he tried to get the license to do something, failed and then tried to make it anyway.

Lucan wrote:

Riv wrote:

Lucan wrote:

What is this non-portal Glados shit, Del Toro?

Oh no, giant monsters are attacking. So, um... Let's try planes.

How do we fly planes to fend off the monsters?

Fly them way too close and between the monsters' legs and stuff.

Isn't that a terrible idea? Why don't we just launch missiles from far away?

Shut up, this looks cooler. Plus, if we can't fly planes for shit, the only logical solution is giant battle mechas. Because those are efficient.

This is the man who made Pan's Labyrinth. How do you go from that to making a giant mech action movie after that?! It feels like he tried to get the license to do something, failed and then tried to make it anyway.

Was that really Ellen McClain, though? It sounded like her.

Riv wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Zaraphayx wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Lucy wrote:

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Percy, *snaps fingers* here, 30 seconds. Immediate compliance.

Do you have some sort of weird domination fetish?

Who needs the fetish part? I'm just God. People worship Brain Golem day in day out. It's the fuck, man!

Brain Golem? Do you mean Andross?

No, I mean Brain Golem of Xaerus. He's far better as he has ARRRRRRMMMMZZZ.

XoPachi wrote:

Riv wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Zaraphayx wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Lucy wrote:

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Percy, *snaps fingers* here, 30 seconds. Immediate compliance.

Do you have some sort of weird domination fetish?

Who needs the fetish part? I'm just God. People worship Brain Golem day in day out. It's the fuck, man!

Brain Golem? Do you mean Andross?

No, I mean Brain Golem of Xaerus. He's far better as he has ARRRRRRMMMMZZZ.

Floating hands > Arms.

Everyone knows that. It was proven by science.

Riv wrote:

Was that really Ellen McClain, though? It sounded like her.

If it was anyone else I'd be surprised.

*eating gummy bears*

THESE ARE NOT JELLY BABIES. I AM DISPLEASED.

Riv wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Riv wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Zaraphayx wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Lucy wrote:

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Percy, *snaps fingers* here, 30 seconds. Immediate compliance.

Do you have some sort of weird domination fetish?

Who needs the fetish part? I'm just God. People worship Brain Golem day in day out. It's the fuck, man!

Brain Golem? Do you mean Andross?

No, I mean Brain Golem of Xaerus. He's far better as he has ARRRRRRMMMMZZZ.

Floating hands > Arms.

Everyone knows that. It was proven by science.

Brain Andross loses his hands. He just has flying eyebawlz...which Golem can catch like a boss.

I don't know why all the mice in the computer lab are so damn sensitive
I turned it way down and turned mouse acceleration off, because I can't stand that either now.
Sadly it probably just resets when I log off...

Yay, tomorrow I get to get a haircut. Gonna look like Viktor Reznov.

Lucy wrote:

owo

Lucy wrote:

Shit.

Tank Abuse wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Shit.

SirRob wrote:

Percy wrote:

:palm:

Those are fucking awful.

Tank Abuse wrote:

Those are fucking awful.

That's my boy! Let the hate and >:{ consume you.

XoPachi wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Those are fucking awful.

That's my boy! Let the hate and >:{ consume you.

XoPachi wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Those are fucking awful.

That's my boy! Let the hate and >:{ consume you.

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Tank Abuse wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Those are fucking awful.

That's my boy! Let the hate and >:{ consume you.

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Not enough!!!