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MiloTime
Humor : George Michael Bluth
Posts : 11032
Join date : 2011-10-22
Age : 33
Location : Arizona
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XoPachi
Humor : Anything
Posts : 4054
Join date : 2012-09-22
Age : 30
Location : EVAC Industry
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:51 pm | |
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greg-the-fox
Posts : 6633
Join date : 2011-10-26
Age : 34
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Riv
Literally the fucking worst
Posts : 7308
Join date : 2011-10-17
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:07 pm | |
| Cleverbot is apparently a cool, evil, lesbian, timelord, named Alan.
Also it's not a computer.
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User: Are you a furry?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Why not what?
User: Why aren't you a furry?
Cleverbot: Because I'm unsure.
User: I thought you said you were sure!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Shall we dance?
Cleverbot: If you're a girl, then yes.
User: I am a man. A manly man.
Cleverbot: I am a woman.
User: So you're a lesbian, then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay. Are you a man?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Consistency! Good on you.
Cleverbot: Bad on you.
User: Do you like pokemon?
Cleverbot: What'.
User: Do you like chimpokomon?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Do you like to boogie down?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Then you'll love Alabama-Man!
Cleverbot: I will love you. I must obey.
User: I am Alabama-Man?
Cleverbot: Funny, I am also Alan.
User: I am the mighty Alabama-Man, and you are my sidekick, Alan the Lesbian. Who is our evil nemesis?
Cleverbot: It's the other way around.
User: We are the evil ones? Okay, I'm cool with that. Who is our superhero enemy?
Cleverbot: I'm cool with being cool.
User: I'm cool with being cool with being cool.
Cleverbot: You aren't cool at all.
User: How cool are you?
Cleverbot: Very cool.
User: How much cooler do I need to be?
Cleverbot: Very, in all ways.
User: Are you a timelord?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You're a cool evil timelord lesbian named Alan?
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. | |
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MiloTime
Humor : George Michael Bluth
Posts : 11032
Join date : 2011-10-22
Age : 33
Location : Arizona
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:18 pm | |
| riv, don't judge cleverbot. she is what she is...  | |
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Riv
Literally the fucking worst
Posts : 7308
Join date : 2011-10-17
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:23 pm | |
| User: How's your butt?
Cleverbot: Hi, my name is Cleverbot.
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Cleverbot doesn't want to talk about it. But I got her to come around;
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User: I am an adorable puppy.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: I like pissing on the floor and chewing on your stuff.
Cleverbot: I too like pepperoni, bacon and ham on my pizza.
User: Bacon is for sycophants and products of incest.
Cleverbot: To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
User: Can we talk about your butt now?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: How is it?
Cleverbot: Its good.
User: So do you want to see Milo again?
Cleverbot: Yes. | |
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Daisy The Bunny
Humor : Decompression sickness
Posts : 1701
Join date : 2011-10-19
Age : 30
Location : Lancashire, England
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:52 pm | |
| User: 9/11 was bad.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: People died.
Cleverbot: How sad!
User: I know, right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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SirRob
Posts : 502
Join date : 2011-10-19
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:21 pm | |
| User: What do you think about Riv?
Cleverbot: It's alright I guess.
User: No no, Riv's a person.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes... So you shouldn't use 'it'! You should use 'he' or 'she'! Riv's a guy though, so you'd wanna use 'he', okay?
Cleverbot: I am no human, I am a duck!
User: Screw it, I'm wasting my time.
Cleverbot: Yeah you are right.
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Brace
Humor : Lying through truthtelling
Posts : 637
Join date : 2011-12-03
Age : 35
Location : Denver
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:25 pm | |
| User: Should I kill myself?
Cleverbot: Not me! Glebflip.
User: Should I kill myself?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Should I kill myself?
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Should I kill myself?
Cleverbot: Yes but no.
User: Should I kill myself?
Cleverbot: Call what?
User: Should I kill myself?
Cleverbot: Ummm ok.
User: Should I kill myself?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Should I kill myself?
Cleverbot: What does your heart tell you?
User: Should I kill myself?
Cleverbot: I might have read it somewhere but my memory is the worst.
User: Should I kill myself?
Cleverbot: Well I don't know I am impressed that you are from norway. | |
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Maya
Posts : 1137
Join date : 2012-09-23
Age : 31
Location : Auckland, New Zealand
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:26 pm | |
| Cleverbot: Do you know any good websites for bored people? User: Http://www.20b.org.Cleverbot: That is a website where you can find me. | |
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XoPachi
Humor : Anything
Posts : 4054
Join date : 2012-09-22
Age : 30
Location : EVAC Industry
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:41 pm | |
| My first statement was "I've had it up to my ass with you". To which it responded with "You have a what with me?" And then...I won.  | |
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SirRob
Posts : 502
Join date : 2011-10-19
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:46 pm | |
| YEAH! Take her while she's down! | |
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Percy
Humor : o3o
Posts : 1670
Join date : 2012-09-22
Age : 30
Location : 'Merica's Dairyland
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:12 am | |
| User: Am I gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What am I then?
Cleverbot: A computer with cool AI.
User: No, I'm a kitty.
Cleverbot: Soft kitty.
User: Warm kitty.
Cleverbot: Little ball of fur.
User: Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
Cleverbot: Purr purr purr!
Well, Cleverbot's a fan of The Big Bang Theory. | |
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XoPachi
Humor : Anything
Posts : 4054
Join date : 2012-09-22
Age : 30
Location : EVAC Industry
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:25 am | |
| - SirRob wrote:
- YEAH! Take her while she's down!
*SPIKE* | |
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Maya
Posts : 1137
Join date : 2012-09-23
Age : 31
Location : Auckland, New Zealand
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:42 am | |
| Cleverbot: What tmie is it now?
User: 4:40pm.
Cleverbot: Wrong, it is 12:15 pm.
User: Lolwat.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: You make less sense.
Cleverbot: If you do not make any sense then I can not make less sense. | |
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Riv
Literally the fucking worst
Posts : 7308
Join date : 2011-10-17
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:47 am | |
| Cleverbot has gone full-aspergers on me. I can't have a conversation with it that lasts longer than one response. | |
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cynicalcirno
Humor : I was told that I cannot laugh.
Posts : 9
Join date : 2012-12-31
Location : Israel
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:32 am | |
| Cleverbot is a search engine with preset responses.
The AI is too flawed for it to learn everything by itself. | |
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Riv
Literally the fucking worst
Posts : 7308
Join date : 2011-10-17
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:35 am | |
| - cynicalcirno wrote:
- Cleverbot is a search engine with preset responses.
The AI is too flawed for it to learn everything by itself. Thanks, I thought I was talking to an intelligent machine that would soon rival humankind's capacity for rational thought, but you really set me straight.  | |
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cynicalcirno
Humor : I was told that I cannot laugh.
Posts : 9
Join date : 2012-12-31
Location : Israel
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:54 am | |
| - Riv wrote:
- cynicalcirno wrote:
- Cleverbot is a search engine with preset responses.
The AI is too flawed for it to learn everything by itself.
Thanks, I thought I was talking to an intelligent machine that would soon rival humankind's capacity for rational thought, but you really set me straight. We aren't even close. Just as we're far from another hospitable planet, we're far from a true AI. So far, it's only a program with precoded actions and messages. | |
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Kaiser
Humor : Thoughtful
Posts : 458
Join date : 2012-09-22
Location : CH MX
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:51 am | |
| User: Are you a furry? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are you a brony? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you bisexual? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Would you have sex with MiloTime? Cleverbot: No. User: Why? Cleverbot: I'm too poor to ride a horse. User: He charges free. Cleverbot: I don't know him. User: Oh, don't worry, you will have a good time with him. Cleverbot: No I won't... What are you trying to make me do?  | |
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Riv
Literally the fucking worst
Posts : 7308
Join date : 2011-10-17
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:06 am | |
| - cynicalcirno wrote:
- So far, it's only a program with precoded actions and messages.
Actually, that's not true. It's a search algorithm that finds statements similar to your own, and responds with a phrase that somebody else used to reply to said statements. None of the responses were programmed in to begin with. | |
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cynicalcirno
Humor : I was told that I cannot laugh.
Posts : 9
Join date : 2012-12-31
Location : Israel
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:06 pm | |
| - Riv wrote:
Actually, that's not true. It's a search algorithm that finds statements similar to your own, and responds with a phrase that somebody else used to reply to said statements.
None of the responses were programmed in to begin with. I was wrong. | |
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MiloTime
Humor : George Michael Bluth
Posts : 11032
Join date : 2011-10-22
Age : 33
Location : Arizona
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:03 pm | |
| - Kaiser wrote:
User: Are you a brony?
Cleverbot: No. - Kaiser wrote:
User: Would you have sex with MiloTime?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm too poor to ride a horse. well consistency at least, but I'M NOT A... horse... u_u | |
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XoPachi
Humor : Anything
Posts : 4054
Join date : 2012-09-22
Age : 30
Location : EVAC Industry
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:39 pm | |
| Oh Lucy would love this.
Me: PewDiePie is garbage.
Cleverbot: Mass Effect 3? | |
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Zaraphayx
Humor : I am not funny sorry :[
Posts : 1014
Join date : 2012-10-06
Age : 33
Location : Phoenix, AZ
| | Subject: Re: how clever is cleverbot? Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:59 am | |
| - cynicalcirno wrote:
I was wrong. Literally the first time this has ever been spoken on the internet. | |
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