General Time Wasting Thread 37: Athenai Loves Her Subtitles

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Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Mom takes kid's Call of Duty. She loses her life.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2319064/Noah-Crooks-Chilling-911-reveals-13-year-old-boy-admitting-tried-rape-shot-dead-mom-taking-away-video-game.html

Let's get our 11-year-old a gun.

That's a good idea.

Because 11-year-olds are stable enough to be trusted with a tool that can take someone's life in an eighth of a second.

Next week, we'll give our two-year-old a dirty bomb.

why do you hate America?

I don't hate America.

I just hate Americans.

Why are The Pixies such an awesome band? Please, someone explain this to me.

It bugs the crap out of me when someone is doing a youtube commentary over game footage and I don't hear a word they're saying because I'm too distracted by how they're walking around aiming at the ground the whole time and obviously using a controller on a pc game.

greg-the-fox wrote:

It bugs the crap out of me when someone is doing a youtube commentary over game footage and I don't hear a word they're saying because I'm too distracted by how they're walking around aiming at the ground the whole time and obviously using a controller on a pc game.

But if I don't look at the ground, how am I supposed to know where I'm going?

I'm listening to this song that's kind of a Nightwishy operatic metal sounding dubstep song, but its part of a mix so I'll never be able to find it. It was nice though. Instead of a synth bass it had metal guitar chugs, and female vocals.

My cats want to eat my flesh

Something about the soap I use when I take a shower they really like. I was petting one of them and he was biting and kicking my hand, and rubbing the FUCK out of it with his head like I was made out of catnip (he's gentle so it's not like hurting me or anything)

He's just weird sometimes so I thought that was why, but then the other cat started licking and biting me too.

XoPachi wrote:

sasukes penisU

Greg wrote:

>implying hating america is the same as disliking really bad parenting

If you have a problem with the American way of parenting, you have a problem America
if you have a problem with kids having guns, you have a problem with freedom
if you have a problem with freedom, it's probably cuz you hate America

I watch Piers Morgan a lot and his guests are so brave
not being intimidated by the limey imperialist
they always call him out on his bullshit

so far Alex Jones, Ted Nugent, some Republican canditate and even some wussy little Jew have all had the courage to stand up to that Liberal bully and demand to know, why do you hate America?

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there we go

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Greg wrote:

>implying hating america is the same as disliking really bad parenting

If you have a problem with the American way of parenting, you have a problem America
if you have a problem with kids having guns, you have a problem with freedom
if you have a problem with freedom, it's probably cuz you hate America

I watch Piers Morgan a lot and his guests are so brave
not being intimidated by the limey imperialist
they always call him out on his bullshit

so far Alex Jones, Ted Nugent, some Republican canditate and even some wussy little Jew have all had the courage to stand up to that Liberal bully and demand to know, why do you hate America?

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there we go

this is just further proof that hitler was actually a decent person when he tried to kill all the jews ever. what a frothy, ignorant little man.

I'm in a perpetual loop of procrastinating my fap time with finding something to do and not committing to anything because I'm gonna fap soon.

Lucan wrote:

I'm in a perpetual loop of procrastinating my fap time with finding something to do and not committing to anything because I'm gonna fap soon.

Stop procrasturbating

Lucan wrote:

I'm in a perpetual loop of procrastinating my fap time with finding something to do and not committing to anything because I'm gonna fap soon.

don't you hate it when you've committed yourself to fapping, but really, you're just sitting there with your flaccid dick in your hand, while you look for the right thing to fap to? and it's not like you can stop what you're doing, because you know the second you go and do something else, you can't stop thinking about fapping.

it ruins lives

I think it's more about making the best of your alone time.

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

I'm in a perpetual loop of procrastinating my fap time with finding something to do and not committing to anything because I'm gonna fap soon.

don't you hate it when you've committed yourself to fapping, but really, you're just sitting there with your flaccid dick in your hand, while you look for the right thing to fap to? and it's not like you can stop what you're doing, because you know the second you go and do something else, you can't stop thinking about fapping.

it ruins lives

It's pretty easy for me to get hard. In fact sometimes I wish it weren't so easy. I use porn to only to get it up, if I need too, once it is I just go about the rest with my eyes closed and my imagination going.

Lucan wrote:

I just go about the rest with my eyes closed and my imagination going.

I haven't done that since... the day before I discovered the internet.

no but really, I have a hard time using my imagination to get anything going. I have to have something to look at. but I DO use my imagination during

Spoiler:

HEY EVERYONE! Shut the fuck up and look at this picture!

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

I just go about the rest with my eyes closed and my imagination going.

I haven't done that since... the day before I discovered the internet.

no but really, I have a hard time using my imagination to get anything going. I have to have something to look at. but I DO use my imagination during

Spoiler:

I don't usually imagine other people specifically. I did once and it ended up being really weird when it was over.

Lucan wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

I just go about the rest with my eyes closed and my imagination going.

I haven't done that since... the day before I discovered the internet.

no but really, I have a hard time using my imagination to get anything going. I have to have something to look at. but I DO use my imagination during

Spoiler:

I don't usually imagine other people specifically. I did once and it ended up being really weird when it was over.

I don't just imagine anyone. it's a lot easier when you're madly in love with the guy. or at least have a huge crush.

it's... strange, to imagine someone you know, being naked. probably more awkward for them if they ever found out about it...

how would you react if I told you I imagine you naked luca? :> (don't worry, I'm kidding)

I really need to update my USB chipset drivers and maybe also my BIOS. When I set up my speakers they get all this interference and make these nasty electrical whining noises (strangely my headphones have no problems plugged into the same interface) I didn't have this problem with these speakers before, with my old computer. Also I'm not getting the USB transfer speeds I'm supposed to, so that's another reason to get the drivers. They're like the one thing for my motherboard I couldn't find when I was setting up this computer, along with the LAN drivers.

MiloTime wrote:

I don't just imagine anyone. it's a lot easier when you're madly in love with the guy. or at least have a huge crush.

it's... strange, to imagine someone you know, being naked. probably more awkward for them if they ever found out about it...

how would you react if I told you I imagine you naked luca? :> (don't worry, I'm kidding)

I wouldn't get bent out of shape about it. I'd probably look better in someone else's head than irl.