Confessions thread

At least you aren't claustrophobic. The Holidays are here and Santa is right around the corner...

Lucan wrote:

At least you aren't claustrophobic. The Holidays are here and Santa is right around the corner...

that reminds me, I once saw a post on tumblr that got a couple thousand reblogs, because the guy was talking about how it's judgmental of someone to be claustrophobic.

sometimes tumblr is a little... too much

Lucan wrote:

At least you aren't claustrophobic. The Holidays are here and Santa is right around the corner...

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

At least you aren't claustrophobic. The Holidays are here and Santa is right around the corner...

that reminds me, I once saw a post on tumblr that got a couple thousand reblogs, because the guy was talking about how it's judgmental of someone to be claustrophobic.

sometimes tumblr is a little... too much

That makes no sense at all.

Androphobia?

I might have that.

Oh, no, wait. I'm just afraid of everyone.

The other day I ate a deep fried cinnamon doughnut that was so good that I actually achieved orgasm in public. It was the hardest thing to not show it.

Greg wrote:

The other day I ate a deep fried cinnamon doughnut that was so good that I actually achieved orgasm in public. It was the hardest thing to not show it.

lol'd

Tank Abuse wrote:

Greg wrote:

The other day I ate a deep fried cinnamon doughnut that was so good that I actually achieved orgasm in public. It was the hardest thing to not show it.

lol'd

what? it tasted so fucking good

Greg wrote:

The other day I ate a deep fried cinnamon doughnut that was so good that I actually achieved orgasm in public. It was the hardest thing to not show it.

.... Can you send me one of those cinnamon doughnuts? O.o

Vega wrote:

Greg wrote:

The other day I ate a deep fried cinnamon doughnut that was so good that I actually achieved orgasm in public. It was the hardest thing to not show it.

.... Can you send me one of those cinnamon doughnuts? O.o

but it won't be mouth burning hot!

Greg wrote:

Vega wrote:

Greg wrote:

The other day I ate a deep fried cinnamon doughnut that was so good that I actually achieved orgasm in public. It was the hardest thing to not show it.

.... Can you send me one of those cinnamon doughnuts? O.o

but it won't be mouth burning hot!

Confirmed for masochist.

Greg wrote:

Vega wrote:

Greg wrote:

The other day I ate a deep fried cinnamon doughnut that was so good that I actually achieved orgasm in public. It was the hardest thing to not show it.

.... Can you send me one of those cinnamon doughnuts? O.o

but it won't be mouth burning hot!

Riv wrote:

Greg wrote:

Vega wrote:

Greg wrote:

The other day I ate a deep fried cinnamon doughnut that was so good that I actually achieved orgasm in public. It was the hardest thing to not show it.

.... Can you send me one of those cinnamon doughnuts? O.o

but it won't be mouth burning hot!

Confirmed for masochist.

"The trick, Mr Potter, is not minding that it hurts."

In all seriousness though, I really only leave my minor sadomasochism for the bedroom. I waited like 10 minutes before the doughnut cooled down to a slightly uncomfortably high temperature.

Greg wrote:

Riv wrote:

Greg wrote:

Vega wrote:

Greg wrote:

The other day I ate a deep fried cinnamon doughnut that was so good that I actually achieved orgasm in public. It was the hardest thing to not show it.

.... Can you send me one of those cinnamon doughnuts? O.o

but it won't be mouth burning hot!

Confirmed for masochist.

"The trick, Mr Potter, is not minding that it hurts."

+10 respect

I am being consumed by hatred to the extent I no longer recognize most people as people.

Brace wrote:

I am being consumed by hatred to the extent I no longer recognize most people as people.

But truly, if you were Sith...would this be not over?

I fapped in a public restroom today... while there were guys in there

greg-the-fox wrote:

I fapped in a public restroom today... while there were guys in there

to bring up that "who's the creepiest person" topic again, I'd like to nominate greg all over again

MiloTime wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

I fapped in a public restroom today... while there were guys in there

to bring up that "who's the creepiest person" topic again, I'd like to nominate greg all over again

So you're not a big risk taker, huh?
That's the fun part

greg-the-fox wrote:

I fapped in a public restroom today... while there were guys in there

You're supposed to use the hole in the wall.

greg-the-fox wrote:

I fapped in a public restroom today... while there were guys in there

You're now "that guy."

greg-the-fox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

I fapped in a public restroom today... while there were guys in there

to bring up that "who's the creepiest person" topic again, I'd like to nominate greg all over again

So you're not a big risk taker, huh?
That's the fun part

I was kidding. I actually like the idea of public... indecency. my friend did that once.

NSFW story

Spoiler:

MiloTime wrote:

I was kidding. I actually like the idea of public... indecency. my friend did that once.

NSFW story

Spoiler:

Okay now that's weird. Like almost on the level of guys who piss all over the floor weird.

greg-the-fox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I was kidding. I actually like the idea of public... indecency. my friend did that once.

NSFW story

Spoiler:

Okay now that's weird. Like almost on the level of guys who piss all over the floor weird.

Agreed, I'm all for weird until it includes strange body fluids on random bathroom surfaces.

If I knew your friend I'd slap him a few times.

Oh Milo...no. Tell your friend to be careful.

We keep having people do something like that at work...I hate that my dept. is right next to the restrooms too. It's so annoying when people come to me and reveal the sink fell again.