Things that turn you on (NSFW)

Well I don't fap to dogs or anything

Zaraphayx wrote:

We need like a Kinsey Scale for zoophila. :V

The scale is between gay and straight, so if we threw "animal" into the mix we'd need to add a dimension.

We'd need to plot this shit. If we add more, we are going into n-dimension Hell...

Most furries (and my) opinions about animal genetalia
On male anthros - anything goes, just make it big and throbbing
On female anthros - EW YOU DREW A DOG VAG AND TEATS YOU SICK FUCK

greg-the-fox wrote:

Most furries (and my) opinions about animal genetalia

Actually, there are a lot of furs where animal dicks gross them out.

Like this Roarey Raccoon commission I got.

Someone ALWAYS complains

I used to get squicked by it too, but I've seen enough furry porn animal dicks seem normal now :V

I'm not making an inkbunny account to see that

The only thing that really grosses me out is when artists draw a massive dick with a long, pencil thin part behind the knot. THAT'S JUST CREEPY AS FUCK. That thing would just SNAP off! It makes my dick hurt to look at it...

still looks like an internal organ was flipped inside out, and erected out of the body.

MiloTime wrote:

still looks like an internal organ was flipped inside out, and erected out of the body.

That is probably a fetish
I remember reading a goosebumps book about monsters that would disguise themselves as human, but then at night would vomit all their internal organs to the outside of their bodies, revealing their true form. I read that at a young age and it freaked me the fuck out, I'm so lucky that it didn't give me a fetish Especially since thinking back to it, the way they described the transformation did sound kind of sexual...

greg-the-fox wrote:

I'm not making an inkbunny account to see that

... your loss =P

greg-the-fox wrote:

The only thing that really grosses me out is when artists draw a massive dick with a long, pencil thin part behind the knot. THAT'S JUST CREEPY AS FUCK. That thing would just SNAP off! It makes my dick hurt to look at it...

I don't have much of an opinion on the details of animal dicks.

I've never given it this much thought :V

I would have thought they were imitating a red rocket but looking it up, it doesn't seem that way.

Penises are easily the most controversial thing in the furry fandom.

NotAFetishISwear

Human wieners much preferred. Usually if I see porn with animal dick I try to somehow mentally impose the image of a human dick over it.

But with human penises you don't get sheaths
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10068108/

So hey guys how bout them Bad Dragons

Oddly enough I do like sheaths.

I just don't like what comes out of them most of the time.

So conflicted ;o;

greg-the-fox wrote:

But with human penises you don't get sheaths
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10068108/

I take it you prefer uncut, then ;3

Kaizy wrote:

So hey guys how bout them Bad Dragons

Their headquarters is like 20 minutes from where I live.

I should apply for a job.

Zaraphayx wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

So hey guys how bout them Bad Dragons

Their headquarters is like 20 minutes from where I live.

I should apply for a job.

I used to live near there

If you get a job, all you have to do is fuse two dragon dongs together and theyll probably make you president of the company

Zaraphayx wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

So hey guys how bout them Bad Dragons

Their headquarters is like 20 minutes from where I live.

I should apply for a job.

You could become Master Dong Inspector if you're lucky!

Zaraphayx wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

So hey guys how bout them Bad Dragons

Their headquarters is like 20 minutes from where I live.

I should apply for a job.

Do it, faggot

greg-the-fox wrote:

Zaraphayx wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

So hey guys how bout them Bad Dragons

Their headquarters is like 20 minutes from where I live.

I should apply for a job.

Do it, faggot

Roll on into Bad Dragon and ask if they have free samples or test drives

I wonder what it would be like to walk into a job interview with "Dildo factory worker" on your resume

Allegedly you get free/discounted 'products' as a perk for working there.

It's everything I've ever dreamed of :V

greg-the-fox wrote:

I wonder what it would be like to walk into a job interview with "Dildo factory worker" on your resume

My sister and I actually had this discussion and personally I would put it on every resume.

greg-the-fox wrote:

I wonder what it would be like to walk into a job interview with "Dildo factory worker" on your resume

toy manufacturing technician :V

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GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

Why do you have paws?

Monochrome Kanon wrote:

Why do you have paws?

Because I like the way they look. c:
Although I could spout some bullshit about the ancestor pakicetus inachus having long toed hooves, a sort of proto-paw if you will.