Random game comments thread 3: BFG Edition

I'm... not mad? you were the one who got paranoid because I used the word fanboy, lol

ok then.

You word stuff funny.

Tank Abuse wrote:

You word stuff funny.

I noticed. every time I joke on the internet, people think I'm actually pissed off. I just sort of gave up trying to convince people I have a rather monotone sense of humor.

my wording tends to be different and misleading.

Tank Abuse wrote:

They're fanboys if they finally got what they want and are now buying the product they expected?

If they werent going to buy an Xbox One before and suddenly they are now that its "fixed", theyre a fanboy, simply because:

*They cant see the blatant disregard Microsoft has for customer service
*They ignore the fact that Microsoft basically gave them the middle finger, telling them to piss off and "buy an older system" after producing a DMR-loaded piece of shit that everyone hated
*They ignore the fact that the only reason the system was "fixed" was because the customers were metaphorically holding Microsoft's wallets at gunpoint, and they had to be dragged through shit for months, kicking and screaming, before actually listening to anyone

Theyre a fanboy if they watched just how shitty Microsoft can be with their "game system", and are still willing to toss $500 at them for their new shitty media box

Im laughing at anyone that supports their system after this

Opinions everywhere.

Tank Abuse wrote:

Opinions everywhere.

the facts justify the opinions :>

This man is my hero.

Tank Abuse wrote:

Opinions everywhere.

Actually a lot of those were facts

They did ignore their customers
They did tell them to buy a 360 if they didnt like the new features of the One
They only conceded when support was so low, you needed a microscope to see it on the charts

Those are the sad facts
Microsoft does not care about customer satisfaction, they just care about lining their wallets by sucking their customer's wallets dry in any way possible

I honestly don't care who buys the next Xbox or how much it sells. It can still be on top for all I care. I've always liked Sony/PC and I'll probably stay that way. Xbox was never for me, and probably won't ever be. Either way, it's still not "literally Hitler" and I'm not going to feel bad about it selling.

Kaizy wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Opinions everywhere.

Actually a lot of those were facts

They did ignore their customers
They did tell them to buy a 360 if they didnt like the new features of the One
They only conceded when support was so low, you needed a microscope to see it on the charts

Those are the sad facts
Microsoft does not care about customer satisfaction, they just care about lining their wallets by sucking their customer's wallets dry in any way possible

That's not what I meant, lol.

I can see them putting the DRM back in slowly through patches and "updates" like Wolf said they would. But I highly doubt Tank would keep it when he starts noticing. That's if they do it however.

XoPachi wrote:

I can see them putting the DRM back in slowly through patches and "updates" like Wolf said they would. But I highly doubt Tank would keep it when he starts noticing. That's if they do it however.

Hey man who said I was buying one? :v

I no longer trust Microsoft. They can go to hell.

I hate it when fucking platoon leaders tell you what class to fucking play 

God dammit I know my own fucking abilities and my class isn't useless, thanks. I'm actually quite good at it.

Light assault and infiltrator get so much hate, because all the randoms want to play them. But I'm actually really good as a light assault and nobody has faith in the class, I can think of so many strategic uses like light assault rushes but I'm usually like the only damn dedicated light assault in the whole platoon and then people get mad at me for playing it even though I'm probably getting way more kills than them and helping the battle way more than they are. I'M the one flipping points, overloading generators, blowing up sundies and tanks, clearing out rooms with grenades, fucking blasting several people in a row in the face with my shotgun, and yet everyone thinks I'm useless. People can go fuck off.

I hate these stupid kids who run platoons and micromanage all your shit and yet they have no idea what they're doing.

Tank Abuse wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

I can see them putting the DRM back in slowly through patches and "updates" like Wolf said they would. But I highly doubt Tank would keep it when he starts noticing. That's if they do it however.

Hey man who said I was buying one? :v

I no longer trust Microsoft. They can go to hell.

> Can no longer trust Microsoft
> Was advised not to trust them
> People who give advice are advisers
> Advisers were in Half-Life 2
> Half Life 3 confirmed.

XoPachi wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

I can see them putting the DRM back in slowly through patches and "updates" like Wolf said they would. But I highly doubt Tank would keep it when he starts noticing. That's if they do it however.

Hey man who said I was buying one? :v

I no longer trust Microsoft. They can go to hell.

> Can no longer trust Microsoft
> Was advised not to trust them
> People who give advice are advisers
> Advisers were in Half-Life 2
> Half Life 3 confirmed.

I fear Pachi has gone to the Dark Side.

Again.

That's my secret captain...
I'm always on the dark side.

Stop linking to Funnyjunk.

It never works. :u

I don't even go to Funnyjunk directly.
I typed in "That's my secret captain..." in Google and clicked the first GIF.
It's working for me.

EDIT: OH! I see, it stopped working.

All I get is a big white box with black letters saying "Please go to funnyjunk to view this image"

I have found a game called DickHand...and it's exactly what you think it is.

Finally getting the hang of Blood Dragon and it's proving to be pretty damn fun. Also I'm about 1/4 of the way through Doom 3 on Veteran difficulty and while there's the occasional level that's really kicked my ass, most of the time I don't even need all the armors and health in a given level. Plus some of those armors trigger huge enemy spawns, so I save myself even more trouble by not needing them. Must be doing something right.

Good job Nintendo. You make underpowered overpriced equipment, you miss out on games that WOULD sell your system that YOU poorly marketed, admittedly.

Kingdom Hearts III ain't coming to Wii U. Now, I don't particularly care about the game even if it seems nice, but millions do and many have preordered PS4's and XBox One's for this game. And this wouldn't be the first time this console was missing on massive 3rd party content.

When Kingdom fucking Hearts is put on XBox, XBOX, over Nintendo, I think it's time to reevaluate your decisions. Especially the choice to NOT put DX11 in your console among other lacking specs.

Keep up the stellar rehashes work, Big N.

Regardless, it would still get the Wii U noticed. That's my point.