The Ass Thread (NSFW)

Zenia wrote:

Online shopping!

Lol Zen x3

I would but my parents really don't respect my privacy sooo chances are they'll get it and open it on me :p

My dad orders a lot of online crap, so intercepts pretty much anything that comes to the door and opens it thinking its one of the things he ordered

Kaizy wrote:

My dad orders a lot of online crap, so intercepts pretty much anything that comes to the door and opens it thinking its one of the things he ordered

my parents are pretty... old age. so I could probably order the skimpiest legwarmers online, and tell them they're holiday themed socks. :U

MiloTime wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

My dad orders a lot of online crap, so intercepts pretty much anything that comes to the door and opens it thinking its one of the things he ordered

my parents are pretty... old age. so I could probably order the skimpiest legwarmers online, and tell them they're holiday themed socks. :U

Its brilliant

Kaizy wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

My dad orders a lot of online crap, so intercepts pretty much anything that comes to the door and opens it thinking its one of the things he ordered

my parents are pretty... old age. so I could probably order the skimpiest legwarmers online, and tell them they're holiday themed socks. :U

Its brilliant

the problem is thinking of an excuse when I get a mail ordered... well the thing that greg got the other day >_>

what do I say there

MiloTime wrote:

the problem is thinking of an excuse when I get a mail ordered... well the thing that greg got the other day >_>

what do I say there

"Its a vibrating pickle statue, I SWEAR"

Kaizy wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

the problem is thinking of an excuse when I get a mail ordered... well the thing that greg got the other day >_>

what do I say there

"Its a vibrating pickle statue, I SWEAR"

ew, a green one? how tacky. what would be my excuse for say... a pink or purple one :U

Lol.

I'm not even considering ordering a dildo until I'm 100% sure I'll be the one getting it.

As for leg/arm warmers... My mom is that kinda mom that knows whenever you're lying about something, plus with the kinda clothes I like she'll know it's girly clothes right off the bat :I

Im not buying no dildo

Some more feminine clothing...perhaps in the future, depending on the circumstances

MiloTime wrote:

the problem is thinking of an excuse when I get a mail ordered... well the thing that greg got the other day >_>

what do I say there

I may have to come up with an excuse, I might be in class when it's delivered and my mom might come home before I do.
What could I possibly claim a 1.4 lb box contains? :T
I'll probably just say "...stuff" and then she'll just KNOW what it is.
I'll just say it's an electric razor or something, close enough.

greg-the-fox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

the problem is thinking of an excuse when I get a mail ordered... well the thing that greg got the other day >_>

what do I say there

I may have to come up with an excuse, I might be in class when it's delivered and my mom might come home before I do.
What could I possibly claim a 1.4 lb box contains? :T
I'll probably just say "...stuff" and then she'll just KNOW what it is.
I'll just say it's an electric razor or something, close enough.

A deadly, deadly, laser, that's on for the entire duration of shipping, and can never be turned off, and if she opens the box improperly she would die.

That's what I tell my mom about all my packages.

gregs "toy" finally arrives

Steampunk dildos

This thread is complete

"rejected by the U.S. Patent Office"

Woah... so somebody else had a patent on this already?

There, now go away Darky. :C

Spoiler:

OH FUCKING MURR
BONER ACTIVATED

>///<

Ahkmill wrote:

There, now go away Darky. :C

Spoiler:

You have a nice ass Ahkmill, and a very lovely bracelet. :3

blackfuredfox wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

There, now go away Darky. :C

Spoiler:

You have a nice ass Ahkmill, and a very lovely bracelet. :3

The bracelet broke a few months ago. ;A;

I'm sorry to admit, but something THAT girly does nothing for my boner. you may have a nice butt, but that underwear just reminds me of my sisters sluttiness if anything

Well I love traps
panties are the best, too bad they're so tight and itchy :c

I'm a femboy, it's what I do, mate.
I don't really like boxers or anything of the sort.
I only have a few pairs of slutty panties, most I have simply for comfort.

If the panties are itchy, then you're getting the wrong panties my friend.
Mine are silky and they hug my package and it's awesome.

Aww, id send you a new one but im poor.

MiloTime wrote:

I'm sorry to admit, but something THAT girly does nothing for my boner. you may have a nice butt, but that underwear just reminds me of my sisters sluttiness if anything

Only solution, REMOVE THE UNDERWEAR.

greg-the-fox wrote:

Well I love traps
panties are the best, too bad they're so tight and itchy :c

I like guys