My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Fourth Edition.

8-bit wrote:

I saw the pic, Kaizy. It's not a big deal, they appear to be more for keeping the penis in during ejaculation than to cause pain.

THEYRE CLAWS

Plus theres the fact that you could cut your dick on them during
That shit would suck

Do you guys know about how bees mate?

I'm pretty sure it's kind of like that.

Kaizy wrote:

8-bit wrote:

I saw the pic, Kaizy. It's not a big deal, they appear to be more for keeping the penis in during ejaculation than to cause pain.

THEYRE CLAWS

Plus theres the fact that you could cut your dick on them during
That shit would suck

THEY WRAP AROUND DURING EJACTULATION TO ACHIEVE THE SAME GOAL THAT DOG KNOTS DO; KEEP THE PENIS AND SEMEN IN. THEY ARE NOT IN THAT POSITION DURING INTERCOURSE. DO NOT INSULT MY KNOWLEDGE OF STUFF AND THINGS.

8-bit wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

8-bit wrote:

I saw the pic, Kaizy. It's not a big deal, they appear to be more for keeping the penis in during ejaculation than to cause pain.

THEYRE CLAWS

Plus theres the fact that you could cut your dick on them during
That shit would suck

THEY WRAP AROUND DURING EJACTULATION TO ACHIEVE THE SAME GOAL THAT DOG KNOTS DO; KEEP THE PENIS AND SEMEN IN. THEY ARE NOT IN THAT POSITION DURING INTERCOURSE. DO NOT INSULT MY KNOWLEDGE OF STUFF AND THINGS.

...your knowledge on it is what worries me sometimes

8-bit wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

8-bit wrote:

I saw the pic, Kaizy. It's not a big deal, they appear to be more for keeping the penis in during ejaculation than to cause pain.

THEYRE CLAWS

Plus theres the fact that you could cut your dick on them during
That shit would suck

THEY WRAP AROUND DURING EJACTULATION TO ACHIEVE THE SAME GOAL THAT DOG KNOTS DO; KEEP THE PENIS AND SEMEN IN. THEY ARE NOT IN THAT POSITION DURING INTERCOURSE. DO NOT INSULT MY KNOWLEDGE OF STUFF AND THINGS.

8-bit is so obsessed, the writers come to him to get canon.

Riv wrote:

8-bit is so obsessed, the writers come to him to get canon.

They come to him for canon tips on genitals?
What exactly are the writers writing?

Quote :

Eventually, a brave drone will make his move. As he grasps the queen, the drone everts his penis using a contraction of his abdominal muscles and hemostatic pressure, and inserts it tightly into the queen's reproductive tract. He immediately ejaculates with such explosive force that the tip of his penis ruptures, and is left behind inside the queen. The drone falls to the ground, where he dies soon after.

Fucking bees, man. This was my immediate thought when you mentioned the spikes.

Kaizy wrote:

...your knowledge on it is what worries me sometimes

No need to be jelly on my knowledge of Queen Chrysalis' mare parts



You're motherfucking right I'm obessed, Riv.

Kaizy wrote:

Riv wrote:

8-bit is so obsessed, the writers come to him to get canon.

They come to him for canon tips on genitals?
What exactly are the writers writing?

Sometimes I wonder if MLP is going to do a Naruto type thing, where the kids series keeps going until it's just piles of pointless filler episodes, but they make a more mature version that can keep doing fresh material by being darker.

Riv wrote:

Quote :

Eventually, a brave drone will make his move. As he grasps the queen, the drone everts his penis using a contraction of his abdominal muscles and hemostatic pressure, and inserts it tightly into the queen's reproductive tract. He immediately ejaculates with such explosive force that the tip of his penis ruptures, and is left behind inside the queen. The drone falls to the ground, where he dies soon after.

Fucking bees, man. This was my immediate thought when you mentioned the spikes.

Their dicks blow up and they die



...well thats probably the way most men would go out...fucking to death

Kaizy wrote:

Riv wrote:

Quote :

Eventually, a brave drone will make his move. As he grasps the queen, the drone everts his penis using a contraction of his abdominal muscles and hemostatic pressure, and inserts it tightly into the queen's reproductive tract. He immediately ejaculates with such explosive force that the tip of his penis ruptures, and is left behind inside the queen. The drone falls to the ground, where he dies soon after.

Fucking bees, man. This was my immediate thought when you mentioned the spikes.

Their dicks blow up and they die



...well thats probably the way most men would go out...fucking to death

But you only get to do it once, and you finish immediately. Before you can even say, "I'm so sorry, I swear this never happens!" you are falling to your death while bleeding profusely from the place where your penis used to be. As you lay dying, you are pretty sure you hear her laugh as she tells her next partner she thinks you were a virgin.

Yeah, pretty much the American dream!

Riv wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

Riv wrote:

Quote :

Eventually, a brave drone will make his move. As he grasps the queen, the drone everts his penis using a contraction of his abdominal muscles and hemostatic pressure, and inserts it tightly into the queen's reproductive tract. He immediately ejaculates with such explosive force that the tip of his penis ruptures, and is left behind inside the queen. The drone falls to the ground, where he dies soon after.

Fucking bees, man. This was my immediate thought when you mentioned the spikes.

Their dicks blow up and they die



...well thats probably the way most men would go out...fucking to death

But you only get to do it once, and you finish immediately. Before you can even say, "I'm so sorry, I swear this never happens!" you are falling to your death while bleeding profusely from the place where your penis used to be. As you lay dying, you are pretty sure you hear her laugh as she tells her next partner she thinks you were a virgin.

Yeah, pretty much the American dream!

Its not the American dream, but it probably happens more than you think

Kaizy wrote:

Their dicks blow up and they die



...well thats probably the way most men would go out...fucking to death

I'd rather have a pssionate romp then snuggle up with my queeny waifu




And that isn't how changelings reproduce. It's not a hive thing, they are her SUBJECTS, not her CHILDREN. They sexually reproduce with each other, like other mammals. And they aint no muthafuckin bees, goddammit.

8-bit wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

Their dicks blow up and they die



...well thats probably the way most men would go out...fucking to death

I'd rather have a pssionate romp then snuggle up with my queeny waifu




And that isn't how changelings reproduce. It's not a hive thing, they are her SUBJECTS, not her CHILDREN. They sexually reproduce with each other, like other mammals. And they aint no muthafuckin bees, goddammit.

The wings, though...

8-bit wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

Their dicks blow up and they die



...well thats probably the way most men would go out...fucking to death

I'd rather have a pssionate romp then snuggle up with my queeny waifu

I think anyone would rather have passionate snuggles n shit than have their genitals explode

Kaizy wrote:

I think anyone would rather have passionate snuggles n shit than have their genitals explode

Ironically, if I had to guess that anybody I've ever met would prefer the latter, I'd have guessed 8-bit.

Riv wrote:

The wings, though...

Thy may have a few insect properties, but they are more equine that insect.

Riv wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

I think anyone would rather have passionate snuggles n shit than have their genitals explode

Ironically, if I had to guess that anybody I've ever met would prefer the latter, I'd have guessed 8-bit.

Im not pathetic to die for a really good fuck. Im not the stereotypical American male.

8-bit wrote:

Riv wrote:

The wings, though...

Thy may have a few insect properties, but they are more equine that insect.

But their dental structure suggests that they are carnivorous...

This thread gets really absorbed into sex topics lately

So anyways

Spoiler:

Yay Colgate!

Spoiler:

Kaizy wrote:

This thread gets really absorbed into sex topics lately

So anyways

Spoiler:

In 8-bit's defense... you brought it up.

Riv wrote:

In 8-bit's defense... you brought it up.

True, but the conversations go on for pages

Also, Colgate is awesome

Kaizy wrote:

Riv wrote:

In 8-bit's defense... you brought it up.

True, but the conversations go on for pages

,,,

It's not like I like talking about pony sex... it's just that I do it, and I keep coming back to the thread to continue doing it.

...

Party like Fluttershy

Spoiler:

Riv wrote:

But their dental structure suggests that they are carnivorous...

Nope, it's most likely for show. Like antlers or plumage. Or perhaps to intimidate.

They feed on emotions like love and kindess and whatnot.