General Time Wasting Thread 25: Textual softcore tentacle orgy friendship is magic

"Whaaah my parents threw out my bong." Sounds like I'm back in high school geometry again...

Lucan wrote:

"Whaaah my parents threw out my bong." Sounds like I'm back in high school geometry again...

I'm 19 and a legal weed smoker. They didn't just throw out my stuff, they stole my medication. That's a crime.

Lucy wrote:

Lucan wrote:

"Whaaah my parents threw out my bong." Sounds like I'm back in high school geometry again...

I'm 19 and a legal weed smoker. They didn't just throw out my stuff, they stole my medication. That's a crime.

To be fair I'm pretty sure there were 19 year old smokers in that class still.

Lucy wrote:

Lucan wrote:

"Whaaah my parents threw out my bong." Sounds like I'm back in high school geometry again...

I'm 19 and a legal weed smoker. They didn't just throw out my stuff, they stole my medication. That's a crime.

So use that fucking Serious Cannon I gave you.

Lucan wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Lucan wrote:

"Whaaah my parents threw out my bong." Sounds like I'm back in high school geometry again...

I'm 19 and a legal weed smoker. They didn't just throw out my stuff, they stole my medication. That's a crime.

To be fair I'm pretty sure there were 19 year old smokers in that class still.

So?
I'm not whining about not being able to smoke, I'm pissed because my parents broke the law and took the only medication that really keeps me from slitting their throats when they're asleep.

Lucy wrote:

I find myself in a predicament.

My parents found my weed and bong, and threw it all away.

Thing is, I have a medical license, so they are actually now criminals, theft of prescription drugs. I would love to call the cops on them, but I'd lose this house. What to do...?

honestly man, you just gotta do what everyone does
find better ways to hide your habit, not behind the law
in their heads, these laws are new and frightening
and thus they pretend they don't exist, like ghosts
real talk, i was mad at how flagrant you were about it
no one with any sense smokes under their parents roof
that's what friends houses and the great outdoors are for
just get some new shit and hide it better, be sensible
you've been a good friend to me when you have no reason to
so i don't want you to feel all depressed over some weed

XoPachi wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Lucy wrote:

I feel like not being alive.

I don't want you to feel that way :-(

I do.

now who's the mean spirited prick?

Wolf-Bone wrote:

now who's the mean spirited prick?

Me.

XoPachi wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

now who's the mean spirited prick?

Me.

um, well, get the fuck out and take that shit with you

Wolf-Bone wrote:

honestly man, you just gotta do what everyone does
find better ways to hide your habit, not behind the law
in their heads, these laws are new and frightening
and thus they pretend they don't exist, like ghosts
real talk, i was mad at how flagrant you were about it
no one with any sense smokes under their parents roof
that's what friends houses and the great outdoors are for
just get some new shit and hide it better, be sensible
you've been a good friend to me when you have no reason to
so i don't want you to feel all depressed over some weed

I don't smoke in the house. :U

They searched around, found my stuff, and deliberately stole it.
They're going to be punished for their breach of the law, and I am going to relish in their suffering.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

now who's the mean spirited prick?

Me.

um, well, get the fuck out and take that shit with you

Ok.

Mission accomplished.

Got my stuff back and scared the crap out of my dad.

Lucy wrote:

They searched around, found my stuff, and deliberately stole it.
They're going to be punished for their breach of the law, and I am going to relish in their suffering.

i think you're being a tad unrealistic, dude
unless there's really a solution that doesn't end with you moving out
which legally, they could force you to
also i'm not sure how you could not be smoking in the house
considering the constant "i'm so high right now" posts
unless you post here from your phone or something

well if your parents are stupid/scared enough not to kick you out
yeah i guess i hadn't considered that

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Lucy wrote:

They searched around, found my stuff, and deliberately stole it.
They're going to be punished for their breach of the law, and I am going to relish in their suffering.

i think you're being a tad unrealistic, dude
unless there's really a solution that doesn't end with you moving out
which legally, they could force you to
also i'm not sure how you could not be smoking in the house
considering the constant "i'm so high right now" posts
unless you post here from your phone or something

I smoke in the back yard, duh.


Also, my parents are TERRIFIED of jail. Just the slightest threat and their buttholes clench up.

well whatever works i guess
i was just trying to help, btw
you're totally welcome

Wolf-Bone wrote:

well whatever works i guess
i was just trying to help, btw
you're totally welcome

Were you? I couldn't tell, it looked like you were just making comments.

I don't care if I get kicked out, as long as my parents suffer.
They have constantly made my life a living hell, and they deserve every ounce of suffering I could possibly inflict on them.

so you are gonna keep bawwwing about your folks like a lil' bitch or we gonna game or summat lol

Wolf-Bone wrote:

so you are gonna keep bawwwing about your folks like a lil' bitch or we gonna game or summat lol

I just have a burning hatred for my parents, is all. Every time I mention them I feel the need to go off about how much I hate them.

Hey everybody. What's goi-ooookay then, I'll be back later

Monochrome Kanon wrote:

Hey everybody. What's goi-ooookay then, I'll be back later

*Molests*

Nope

Monochrome Kanon wrote:

Nope

Just you wait until later, mister.

Kanon I thought you'd be happy we'd be discussing anything here that doesn't involve several furries having their way with me :3

"You two are fucking disgusting."

So let us talk about dicks again.