Things that turn you on (NSFW)

MiloTime wrote:

Riv wrote:

I'll be the first to admit, drawing ponies is easy as fuck.

But animating is hard, regardless of the art style. Ajin does some of the best fan animation of anyone in any fandom I've ever seen anywhere.

that's not to say anyone willing to draw that many frames per second doesn't deserve credit.

but what turns me on is when people focus THAT much effort on animating something other than porn. I can't remember the last time I saw a good animation that wasn't a vagina leaking.

Honestly, I can understand the disproportionate effort.

I mean, when I settle down to draw something, I have the following options;

1- Draw something clean. People will look at it and go 'daww' or 'oh how sad' or 'neat'.

Then they're done, and most of them never look at it again.

2- Draw some porn. If people like it, they'll masturbate to it, probably spending more time focusing on it, and enjoying it with more intensity, than they would a clean piece. If they really like it, they'll save it to their computer, and may masturbate to it over and over again.

It's the same reason I prefer writing to drawing. I can spend two hours writing, so fifty people can read for thirty minutes each (a time-profit of 23 hours), or I can spend two hours drawing, so fifty people can each look at it for ten seconds (a time-deficit of 1 hour and 52 minutes).

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Riv wrote:

I'll be the first to admit, drawing ponies is easy as fuck.

But animating is hard, regardless of the art style. Ajin does some of the best fan animation of anyone in any fandom I've ever seen anywhere.

that's not to say anyone willing to draw that many frames per second doesn't deserve credit.

but what turns me on is when people focus THAT much effort on animating something other than porn. I can't remember the last time I saw a good animation that wasn't a vagina leaking.

Honestly, I can understand the disproportionate effort.

I mean, when I settle down to draw something, I have the following options;

1- Draw something clean. People will look at it and go 'daww' or 'oh how sad' or 'neat'.

Then they're done, and most of them never look at it again.

2- Draw some porn. If people like it, they'll masturbate to it, probably spending more time focusing on it, and enjoying it with more intensity, than they would a clean piece. If they really like it, they'll save it to their computer, and may masturbate to it over and over again.

It's the same reason I prefer writing to drawing. I can spend two hours writing, so fifty people can read for thirty minutes each (a time-profit of 23 hours), or I can spend two hours drawing, so fifty people can each look at it for ten seconds (a time-deficit of 1 hour and 52 minutes).

May we see some of that writing?

MiloTime wrote:

IMO, it's not the most time-consuming, impossible task to draw 8 frames per second when you're drawing one of the most simplistic art styles out there.

MiloTime wrote:

that's not to say anyone willing to draw that many frames per second doesn't deserve credit.

You're missing my point completely.
8 frames a second is a very LOW framerate for animation, yet it still looked smooth. Could you imaging playing a game, or watching a movie at 8 frames a second? It would be horrible!

Greg wrote:

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Riv wrote:

I'll be the first to admit, drawing ponies is easy as fuck.

But animating is hard, regardless of the art style. Ajin does some of the best fan animation of anyone in any fandom I've ever seen anywhere.

that's not to say anyone willing to draw that many frames per second doesn't deserve credit.

but what turns me on is when people focus THAT much effort on animating something other than porn. I can't remember the last time I saw a good animation that wasn't a vagina leaking.

Honestly, I can understand the disproportionate effort.

I mean, when I settle down to draw something, I have the following options;

1- Draw something clean. People will look at it and go 'daww' or 'oh how sad' or 'neat'.

Then they're done, and most of them never look at it again.

2- Draw some porn. If people like it, they'll masturbate to it, probably spending more time focusing on it, and enjoying it with more intensity, than they would a clean piece. If they really like it, they'll save it to their computer, and may masturbate to it over and over again.

It's the same reason I prefer writing to drawing. I can spend two hours writing, so fifty people can read for thirty minutes each (a time-profit of 23 hours), or I can spend two hours drawing, so fifty people can each look at it for ten seconds (a time-deficit of 1 hour and 52 minutes).

May we see some of that writing?

I can forward you to my clop fimfiction account; Danger, Poni-sex Don't expect it to be very sexy, they're comedies first, emotional adventures second, porn third.

My SFW fimfiction account and other various writing outlets are off-limits. I have a reputation to maintain. Or two. Or seven. (Oh god, I have way too many internet personas... I'm like, six people on this forum alone, two of whom I hate.)

greg-the-fox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

IMO, it's not the most time-consuming, impossible task to draw 8 frames per second when you're drawing one of the most simplistic art styles out there.

MiloTime wrote:

that's not to say anyone willing to draw that many frames per second doesn't deserve credit.

You're missing my point completely.
8 frames a second is a very LOW framerate for animation, yet it still looked smooth. Could you imaging playing a game, or watching a movie at 8 frames a second? It would be horrible!

I don't think you quite understood what Milo was saying... I think he meant, 'even though that's not very many frames, and ponies are easy to draw, I can respect the talent and effort that went into it. I just wish it was something other than pony porn.'

This turns me on.

"Uh oh! Some newly-registered member has made one shitty thread? Better whip out my spike-covered keyboard and rip them a new one with my awesome, edgy internet wrath! Fuck being civil and giving them a chance, I'm a fucking FAF regular! The mods like and know me, so I'll be able to get away with more shit than a new user ever could!

What's this? This noob didn't lurk? By Talos, he's really in for it! Better crank my 'lil snobby asshole remarks up to 11! Watch out nooblet, 'cause I'm comin' for you!

Look at how many This's I'm getting! Holy crap! At this rate I'll be loved by everyone for being an ass! How does that even make sense? Being worshipped for being an asshole and a slayer of noobs? Golly, I sure am pro!

What the? People are actually unhappy with how I throw my weight around? Well fuck them, because this noob should have lurked! Granted I'm being completely unreasonable and taking a forum too seriously, but fuck that! He should have lurked! Let's defend my behavior with terrible analogies and dumb-as-fuck reasons!"

ROFL!

XoPachi wrote:

This turns me on.

"Uh oh! Some newly-registered member has made one shitty thread? Better whip out my spike-covered keyboard and rip them a new one with my awesome, edgy internet wrath! Fuck being civil and giving them a chance, I'm a fucking FAF regular! The mods like and know me, so I'll be able to get away with more shit than a new user ever could!

What's this? This noob didn't lurk? By Talos, he's really in for it! Better crank my 'lil snobby asshole remarks up to 11! Watch out nooblet, 'cause I'm comin' for you!

Look at how many This's I'm getting! Holy crap! At this rate I'll be loved by everyone for being an ass! How does that even make sense? Being worshipped for being an asshole and a slayer of noobs? Golly, I sure am pro!

What the? People are actually unhappy with how I throw my weight around? Well fuck them, because this noob should have lurked! Granted I'm being completely unreasonable and taking a forum too seriously, but fuck that! He should have lurked! Let's defend my behavior with terrible analogies and dumb-as-fuck reasons!"

ROFL!

That wasnt even sexy

Where was the realistic dragon dong and the submissive slutty fox?

0/10 worst furry fanfiction ever

I'm sorry. This isn't a murry purry yiffy hugbox.

XoPachi wrote:

I'm sorry. This isn't a murry purry yiffy hugbox.

It's not? :c

I can't believe I just said that...
Even in an attempt to mock the source. ;-;

XoPachi wrote:

I'm sorry. This isn't a murry purry yiffy hugbox.

Not with a story like that it isnt

XoPachi wrote:

This turns me on.

"Uh oh! Some newly-registered member has made one shitty thread? Better whip out my spike-covered keyboard and rip them a new one with my awesome, edgy internet wrath! Fuck being civil and giving them a chance, I'm a fucking FAF regular! The mods like and know me, so I'll be able to get away with more shit than a new user ever could!

What's this? This noob didn't lurk? By Talos, he's really in for it! Better crank my 'lil snobby asshole remarks up to 11! Watch out nooblet, 'cause I'm comin' for you!

Look at how many This's I'm getting! Holy crap! At this rate I'll be loved by everyone for being an ass! How does that even make sense? Being worshipped for being an asshole and a slayer of noobs? Golly, I sure am pro!

What the? People are actually unhappy with how I throw my weight around? Well fuck them, because this noob should have lurked! Granted I'm being completely unreasonable and taking a forum too seriously, but fuck that! He should have lurked! Let's defend my behavior with terrible analogies and dumb-as-fuck reasons!"

ROFL!

Whoever wrote this must be a mean son-of-bitch.

Tank Abuse wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

This turns me on.

"Uh oh! Some newly-registered member has made one shitty thread? Better whip out my spike-covered keyboard and rip them a new one with my awesome, edgy internet wrath! Fuck being civil and giving them a chance, I'm a fucking FAF regular! The mods like and know me, so I'll be able to get away with more shit than a new user ever could!

What's this? This noob didn't lurk? By Talos, he's really in for it! Better crank my 'lil snobby asshole remarks up to 11! Watch out nooblet, 'cause I'm comin' for you!

Look at how many This's I'm getting! Holy crap! At this rate I'll be loved by everyone for being an ass! How does that even make sense? Being worshipped for being an asshole and a slayer of noobs? Golly, I sure am pro!

What the? People are actually unhappy with how I throw my weight around? Well fuck them, because this noob should have lurked! Granted I'm being completely unreasonable and taking a forum too seriously, but fuck that! He should have lurked! Let's defend my behavior with terrible analogies and dumb-as-fuck reasons!"

ROFL!

Whoever wrote this must be a mean son-of-bitch.

It's exactly the kind of attitude that FAF endorses and encourages whether they admit it or not.

Scales
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10530275/
The human penis kind of ruins it for me (god I'm such a furfag)

how did we go from liking the same things, to liking the complete opposite things.

Are my images broken?
*flips table*

broken, just like your taste in porn

:V

there, I used that stupid emote to enunciate my joke

I like butts

Fine, I'm changing images to links
I think this forum is scared of my taste in porn because it will never let me imbed images...
But I'm posting the most vanilla stuff though!

I enjoy expressions

This is fucktons of hot
Milo I think you'll like this one

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10439507/

strip dancing otters

I love the figure of the one of the left. but it's human dick only for me. there might be one or two exceptions.

MiloTime wrote:

but it's human dick only for me. there might be one or two exceptions.

And you call yourself a furry?

greg-the-fox wrote:

The human penis kind of ruins it for me (god I'm such a furfag)

I think "a like of animal dick" better falls into zoo territory. The two definitely overlap. It's like a Venn Diagram; furfag and zoo are the circles and liking animal dick is their intersection

RickyBobbyMew wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

The human penis kind of ruins it for me (god I'm such a furfag)

I think "a like of animal dick" better falls into zoo territory. The two definitely overlap. It's like a Venn Diagram; furfag and zoo are the circles and liking animal dick is their intersection

We need like a Kinsey Scale for zoophila. :V