General Time Wasting Thread 39: Subtitle Goes Here

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Zaraphayx wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Man this picture brought on flashbacks.

When I was young(er) and cared about getting laid I sort of had this thing going with this girl in one of my classes. One afternoon she starts texting me like "my roommate is being a bitch can I stay over with you" and starts trying to bribe me with dinner and a blowjob and sure that sounded good.

She comes over and just wants to vent about her roommate for like an hour after getting me all excited for a blowie that's never going to happen so like halfway through the conversation I just walk into the bathroom and start rubbing one off, I guess she breaks her attention from watching netflix on my big screen to notice I've been gone because she opens the bathroom door and I hear "what are you doing" and I just sort of turn around, one hand on dick, and slowly shut the door so I can finish.

After the most frustrated orgasm of my life I beeline right for the computer and start playing Starcraft II.

She spent the entire night trying to get me to fuck her after that.

Oh and I had to make my own dinner too.

This is why I have intimacy issues.

Well, you still got an orgasm and dinner. They weren't achieved the way you wanted, but you got 'em. I've had worse close encounters of the sexual kind, honestly.

Yeah I mean it wasn't horrible but I basically got used for my comfy bed and netflix subscription.

She was usually a good lay though and we're still friends on Facebook so I guess things could have turned out worse. :V

My friend got a Smash 4 sponsorship from Sky Williams and...I think he said Team Curse? Something. I don't know much about gaming teams. So his flights to tournaments are paid for now. :3

XoPachi wrote:

My friend got a Smash 4 sponsorship from Sky Williams and...I think he said Team Curse? Something. I don't know much about gaming teams. So his flights to tournaments are paid for now. :3

That's really cool. All I know about Sky Williams is what a few of my friends who follow him have showed me but he seems really cool.

Lucan wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

My friend got a Smash 4 sponsorship from Sky Williams and...I think he said Team Curse? Something. I don't know much about gaming teams. So his flights to tournaments are paid for now. :3

That's really cool. All I know about Sky Williams is what a few of my friends who follow him have showed me but he seems really cool.

He is funny as FUCKING Hell. I slept on him for a while because he mainly does League videos, but I started watching him because he's fucking adorable and I found one of the funniest gamers on YouTube.

RIP Phoenix forums 09/15 - 09/15

Zaraphayx wrote:

RIP Phoenix forums 09/15 - 09/15

We were living the dream. :[

Man, fuck this. Just when we were making headway. :/

Is anyone in contact with the staff there and knows what even happened lol

There was a small notion in the back of my mind that 'this is too good to be true' after the "amicable" split happened, and I ignored it. Shoulda expected IMVU to be meanie poo-poofaces about it. No fun allowed...

Kaizy wrote:

Zaraphayx wrote:

RIP Phoenix forums 09/15 - 09/15

We were living the dream. :[

It's only the dream if we all got free dragon dildos.

Winter is upon us. @w@

XoPachi wrote:

Winter is upon us. @w@

Can't wait for another disappointing year without rain.

Zaraphayx wrote:

free dragon dildos.

I heard this from miles out and came running. What are the terms?

Riv wrote:

Zaraphayx wrote:

free dragon dildos.

I heard this from miles out and came running. What are the terms?

The terms are these:

Comeras mi brillante pajaro cula, gato.

Maya wrote:

Riv wrote:

Zaraphayx wrote:

free dragon dildos.

I heard this from miles out and came running. What are the terms?

The terms are these:

Comeras mi brillante pajaro cula, gato.

Eh, not worth it. I've already got two dragon dildos as is, and that bird is nothing but trouble.

Riv wrote:

Maya wrote:

Riv wrote:

Zaraphayx wrote:

free dragon dildos.

I heard this from miles out and came running. What are the terms?

The terms are these:

Comeras mi brillante pajaro cula, gato.

Eh, not worth it. I've already got two dragon dildos as is, and that bird is nothing but trouble.

Damn it, Riv. You know I just need my feathery cooter massaged by your dripping, sandpapery mouth muscle.

I should collaborate on the new Fifty Shades book.

That was disgusting.

XoPachi wrote:

That was disgusting.

Furries are sickening.

XoPachi wrote:

That was disgusting.

Buddy, you don't even know the half of it.

I mean this is light sinning for me, and compared to Kaizy I'm an amateur.

Riv wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

That was disgusting.

Buddy, you don't even know the half of it.

I mean this is light sinning for me, and compared to Kaizy I'm an amateur.

Wow rude.
I am pure and innocent like mashed potato.

Alright so we're creeping up on the better part of an hour into this exercise and so far i hear not one word from anyone and the thread i started to try to get the ball rolling on a dialogue has been spirited away. be honest, do you even want to reconcile or even compromise? or do you just want to control me. because the latter is not happening. you're not going to confuse or manipulate me into reversing course, if it happens. you're going to have to do this one clean, by the book. and that means respecting the time of the guy you're trying to get to cooperate. so far it's not going great.

Look, I'm done waiting. Maya made a proposal to people, it seemed like people were willing to take her up on the offer, next thing I know I'm here, she's vanished, and frankly I feel like I've been had. If you're seriously refusing to engage me right now just because I don't have the ability for my Skype to show certain things or send/recieve to certain people, then how am I supposed to accept that you even have issues with me that I need to address? How can I be convinced to not take my podcast in the direction I've been indicating I felt I had to?

Maya came to me wanting this thing resolved, she actually had to do a lot of talking and thinking to get me to be open to it. And the minute I am this is what happens?

Stuff like this is why I became hostile in the first place. Just taking people's time, effort, and people in general for granted.

I've been up all day for this. This isn't a job. I need to get some sleep so maybe I can be good enough to look for one tomorrow. Don't anyone consider that either though.