confess your fantasies thread

I once stuck my dick in some peanut butter
luckily my dog didn't know the difference
okay are we done being sick fucks or is this still a fantasy thread?

Well I sometimes fantasize about dissection of a person. Dead, or alive, I just want to take a person apart like I would a watch, or a laptop. That's kind of creepy.

I sometimes fantasize that there's no such thing as mortality in the sense that you'd see a guy get ripped in half bus a speeding car...

I dunno, I just pretend like the only way people die are in clean and non-gorey fashions.

I want brutally murder someone. I wanna cut them, and strip the flesh from their calves alive. God, that would be

I'm seriously getting creeped out here

I want to rule a country with an iron fist. Preferably in europe in the mountains. And infront of my Imperial Palace I want my enemies impaled and gutted atop pikes or in a fashion that looks like their doing something with the other corpses. Oh and my wine cups must be made of the neck and skull of my enemies too. Probably be a good idea to occassionally kill one of my court just so no one thinks im going soft.

*hides from 8-bit*

8-bit is creepy, I'm creepy too, but not in the same fashion as 8-bit.

I also fantasize about touching people, not in a sexual way, just sensual.

you people are so fucked up on so many levels
you asked for this, shit head, don't blame me

Sometimes I dream about cheese.

MiloTime wrote:

I did something in a movie theater once with a guy I was close with a few years ago.

I believe it was avatar...

I almost got my hand down my girlfriend's pants when we saw The Woman in Black.

Almost.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

you people are so fucked up on so many levels
you asked for this, shit head, don't blame me

I'm not that messed up. >:C

I fantasize about this.

OH GOD YES.

I would say I fantasize about a hand-held Super Mario 64, but I'm a little behind on that wish.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv wrote:

I want to know everything. Literally everything. And be able to understand it.

No, that's just it. You could know everything and be fine as long as you don't really understand it. It's the revelation that drives you mad. Apparently that's the point of everything H.P Lovecraft ever wrote, that and "I fucking hate colored people", which is why I haven't read his stuff.

Oh, the madness wouldn't bother me. I'd just put it all down in the penultimate encyclopedia, prepare inventions that would make life comfortable for every living thing for the rest of the time that the universe exists, and then, with my infinite knowledge, prepare a device that would change me to my normal self a being of finite but incredible knowledge and supreme overlord of the universe.

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

Well I sometimes fantasize about dissection of a person. Dead, or alive, I just want to take a person apart like I would a watch, or a laptop. That's kind of creepy.

Try a fetal pig dissection. Aside from a few coarse differences, like posture and cranial capacity, it's pretty much the same experience, just miniaturized. And not nearly as fulfilling as one might expect.

being more... flexible

I like taking things apart.

greg-the-fox wrote:

being more... flexible

.....w-why? explain yourself

one of my fantasies involve people being able to.... flex...

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

I like taking things apart.

Well do it then.

I'm sure you've got some stuff where you live.

Take it apart.

LIVE THE DREAM!

lol I'd rather work at a Funeral home where I might be able to take apart a human. >:3

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

lol I'd rather work at a Funeral home where I might be able to take apart a human. >:3

Sup, 8-Bit.

I wanna live in Equestria!
And hug Fluttershy ;~;

oh right, reminds me of a fantasy of mine... let's just say it has something to do with MLP...

Monochrome Kanon wrote:

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

lol I'd rather work at a Funeral home where I might be able to take apart a human. >:3

Sup, 8-Bit.

8-bit just likes death and killing and decay.

I like to take apart machines, and what better machine to take apart than a human?

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

Monochrome Kanon wrote:

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

lol I'd rather work at a Funeral home where I might be able to take apart a human. >:3

Sup, 8-Bit.

8-bit just likes death and killing and decay.

I like to take apart machines, and what better machine to take apart than a human?

yea but you can get that online. literally, I could probably google it and find video's all over the place.

if that doesn't satisfy your curiosity, then I'm a little scared