confess your fantasies thread

I want to single handedly battle a hoarde of rogue bandits to the death upon an icy precipice
The wind will ring with the sound of my sword bathed in their blood...


(okay too much skyrim)

MiloTime wrote:

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

Monochrome Kanon wrote:

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

lol I'd rather work at a Funeral home where I might be able to take apart a human. >:3

Sup, 8-Bit.

8-bit just likes death and killing and decay.

I like to take apart machines, and what better machine to take apart than a human?

yea but you can get that online. literally, I could probably google it and find video's all over the place.

if that doesn't satisfy your curiosity, then I'm a little scared

I already watch all sorts of things like that Milo.

I want to TAKE THEM APART, and SEE them with MY own eyes. Touch, feel, smell, hear, and not taste that's too weird for me. :p

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

Monochrome Kanon wrote:

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

lol I'd rather work at a Funeral home where I might be able to take apart a human. >:3

Sup, 8-Bit.

8-bit just likes death and killing and decay.

I like to take apart machines, and what better machine to take apart than a human?

yea but you can get that online. literally, I could probably google it and find video's all over the place.

if that doesn't satisfy your curiosity, then I'm a little scared

I already watch all sorts of things like that Milo.

I want to TAKE THEM APART, and SEE them with MY own eyes. Touch, feel, smell, hear, and not taste that's too weird for me. :p

I feel like I'm supposed to say "please don't become a serial killer"

especially after what you said is pretty much what every serial killer has ever said, after being sent to jail, and later recorded in an interview.

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

I like to take apart machines, and what better machine to take apart than a human?

Pretty much any machine, honestly. Animals are:

1) Not color coded or otherwise sensibly organized. Most tissues just blend into other tissues and it's hard to even break it up into layers.

2) Not user-servicable... sure you can take one apart, but can you put it back together when you're done? I can't. Damn things won't start back up. Plus it voids the warranty.

3) Not mechanically or chemically comprehensible. Most of the action goes on microscopically, so unless you already know what's happening and where to look, you'll have a hard time learning anything.

I wish I had some awesome scars. Like one that goes over my eye that changes the color to a milky white. Or something like Jonah Hex, but with more... scar tissue.

Riv wrote:

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

I like to take apart machines, and what better machine to take apart than a human?

Pretty much any machine, honestly. Animals are:

1) Not color coded or otherwise sensibly organized. Most tissues just blend into other tissues and it's hard to even break it up into layers.

2) Not user-servicable... sure you can take one apart, but can you put it back together when you're done? I can't. Damn things won't start back up. Plus it voids the warranty.

3) Not mechanically or chemically comprehensible. Most of the action goes on microscopically, so unless you already know what's happening and where to look, you'll have a hard time learning anything.

I have a fantastic memory and I have a basic understanding of what goes on in the body. It would just be a lot of fun taking a person apart, and sure you can put a person back together so long as you don't take out any really important things and usually they are fine if done right, but mine would be dead, so I wouldn't have to much worry about that.

Zenia wrote:

*hides from 8-bit*

I'm not gonna do it, for Celestia's sake. Where the fuck would I get the shit tons of money to buy a house with a basement, build a hidden sub-basement, soundproof it, and buy the appropriate surgical and medical supplies.

i usually fantasize about directing some movie or owning the Supra of my dreams.

and about Ratchet, but im sure you already knew that

melomethis wrote:

i usually fantasize about directing some movie

I've always fantasized about making an epic independent film. I know that no matter how hard I try to justify this, I'll come off as a hipster trying to be unique, but I've always wanted to make something visually entrancing. like owning a camera that can capture 100,000 frames per second and doing something awesome with it.

no no, it's ok. sure all I have is an 11 MP piece of shit that shoots at 60 frames.... but it's ok. I'll get an awesome camera one day

MiloTime wrote:

I'll come off as a hipster trying to be unique

yeah, but someone has to be the hipster that IS unique, ya know

MiloTime wrote:

I've always fantasized about making an epic independent film. I know that no matter how hard I try to justify this, I'll come off as a hipster trying to be unique, but I've always wanted to make something visually entrancing. like owning a camera that can capture 100,000 frames per second and doing something awesome with it.

no no, it's ok. sure all I have is an 11 MP piece of shit that shoots at 60 frames.... but it's ok. I'll get an awesome camera one day

I've sometimes fantasized about becoming wealthy and anonymously doing nice things for some of the people here. Like sending Milo a nice camera, for instance.

MiloTime wrote:

oh right, reminds me of a fantasy of mine... let's just say it has something to do with MLP...

Sounds like I found my first project.

melomethis wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I'll come off as a hipster trying to be unique

yeah, but someone has to be the hipster that IS unique, ya know

don't you hate it when you've got all of these amazing idea's running through your head, but you have no way to show it? :c

but then it's like, I go out there and test it out, and it ends up looking terrible

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I've always fantasized about making an epic independent film. I know that no matter how hard I try to justify this, I'll come off as a hipster trying to be unique, but I've always wanted to make something visually entrancing. like owning a camera that can capture 100,000 frames per second and doing something awesome with it.

no no, it's ok. sure all I have is an 11 MP piece of shit that shoots at 60 frames.... but it's ok. I'll get an awesome camera one day

I've sometimes fantasized about becoming wealthy and anonymously doing nice things for some of the people here. Like sending Milo a nice camera, for instance.

I would suck your cock.

no really. you buy me a nice camera, and I will come to your house, and suck your cock

Would you court me if I bought you a nice camera,
or would you reject the camera like always? :U

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

Would you court me if I bought you a nice camera,
or would you reject the camera like always? :U

well if these past 2 years have taught me anything, it's that I haven't had enough money to buy a kodak camera even with all my money saved up...

so I might... do whatever with whatever the hell you have down there at this point

lunar_helix wrote:

I wish Pokemon were real...

If you grew up with Pokemon and never fantasized about a world where you could go on your own Pokemon adventure, you failed your childhood

I want to have a stripper's ass

Kaizy wrote:

lunar_helix wrote:

I wish Pokemon were real...

If you grew up with Pokemon and never fantasized about a world where you could go on your own Pokemon adventure, you failed your childhood

I hope that wasn't directed at me. Otherwise, you sir, are wrong. So just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong.

greg-the-fox wrote:

I want to have a stripper's ass

oh murr. I want that too. gimme some of dat fantasy

greg-the-fox wrote:

I want to have a stripper's ass

Only if she's not like, super skinny or bony. I like a little meat on 'em.

lunar_helix wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

I want to have a stripper's ass

Only if she's not like, super skinny or bony. I like a little meat on 'em.

this kind of stripper (nsfw)
dem hips...

greg-the-fox wrote:

lunar_helix wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

I want to have a stripper's ass

Only if she's not like, super skinny or bony. I like a little meat on 'em.

this kind of stripper (nsfw)
dem hips...

nsfw
I was thinking more like this

oh big surprise, I like starfox porn :V

Not like this?
NSFW

lunar_helix wrote:

Not like this?
NSFW

well not to the two people here that are gay. :V

don't worry, I'm sure the majority of this site that are straight and bi here will give you your yes :B