Confessions thread

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:43 am

Oh guys.

I have no problem with cut penises, only if they're above the national average of 7 inches. Confessions thread - Page 12 2937254162

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Bloodshot_Eyes wrote:: Oh guys.

I have no problem with cut penises, only if they're above the national average of 7 inches.

Okay now you're just kicking me in the balls

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:46 am

Bloodshot_Eyes wrote:: Oh guys.

I have no problem with cut penises, only if they're above the national average of 7 inches.

you'll never know if I'm above or below trollface

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MiloTime wrote:

Bloodshot_Eyes wrote:: Oh guys.

I have no problem with cut penises, only if they're above the national average of 7 inches.

you'll never know if I'm above or below trollface

I know
Well not that I measured, because that would be a bit difficult from across the country and without you knowing pokerface

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:48 am

greg-the-fox wrote:: Okay now you're just kicking me in the balls

MiloTime wrote:: you'll never know if I'm above or below

Bitch, you don't know me.

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:50 am

greg-the-fox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Bloodshot_Eyes wrote:: Oh guys.

I have no problem with cut penises, only if they're above the national average of 7 inches.

you'll never know if I'm above or below trollface

I know
Well not that I measured, because that would be a bit difficult from across the country and without you knowing pokerface

I never said I was impressive

lol watch as the "measure your dick" thread is created.

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This is a real photo of my dick.

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:54 am

greg-the-fox wrote:: This is a real photo of my dick.

that would be AWESOME

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:00 am

Lol, I can touch my nipples with my dick without even bending over. Confessions thread - Page 12 2769935412

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:08 am

Bloodshot_Eyes wrote:: Lol, I can touch my nipples with my dick without even bending over.

so you have a hyper IRL cock

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:10 am

Well since we're confessing about our dicks I once got mine stuck in an escalator when I was trying to ride one. It was so embarrassing and painful. :V

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:12 am

Lucan wrote:: Well since we're confessing about our dicks I once got mine stuck in an escalator when I was trying to ride one. It was so embarrassing and painful. :V

how do you even... were you dry humping the side part that travels in opposite paths?...

I'm afraid to ask if you humped the actual stairs of the escalators

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:13 am

MiloTime wrote:

Bloodshot_Eyes wrote:: Lol, I can touch my nipples with my dick without even bending over.

so you have a hyper IRL cock

No, I was making fun of that deer thing... Looks fucking ridiculous.

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:14 am

Bloodshot_Eyes wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Bloodshot_Eyes wrote:: Lol, I can touch my nipples with my dick without even bending over.

so you have a hyper IRL cock

No, I was making fun of that deer thing... Looks fucking ridiculous.

hey now... we all like our own things Seriously?

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:20 am

MiloTime wrote:: Hey now... we all like our own things

Yeah, but your things are wrong. :U

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:23 am

Bloodshot_Eyes wrote:

MiloTime wrote:: Hey now... we all like our own things

Yeah, but your things are wrong. :U

greg. slap him with your massive cock

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:27 am

MiloTime wrote:

Bloodshot_Eyes wrote:

MiloTime wrote:: Hey now... we all like our own things

Yeah, but your things are wrong. :U

greg. slap him with your massive cock

Yes, beat me with your meat.

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I like where this is going megusta

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:39 am

I've been a bad furry.

luca, you must distract me with borderlands 2.

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greg-the-fox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:: I confess I really want to feel some tight asscheeks pressing on my cock

stop that right now

Why, is your now rock hard dick leaking pre all over your underwear? :3c

speaking of, more artists need to put emphasis on the pre. imo it's much hotter than the rest that follows

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look what you fags have me writing just before bed

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:46 am

I confess I'd prefer a picture of two people kissing. I almost never actually see this. it's always straight to the yiff

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melomethis wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:: I confess I really want to feel some tight asscheeks pressing on my cock

stop that right now

Why, is your now rock hard dick leaking pre all over your underwear? :3c

speaking of, more artists need to put emphasis on the pre. imo it's much hotter than the rest that follows

Like this? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8865809/

Sadly I hardly get any pre, and I need lube anyway so it hides it

I wish I could ooze enough pre to use as lube alone pokerface

that is my fantasy...

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:50 am

greg-the-fox wrote:

melomethis wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:: I confess I really want to feel some tight asscheeks pressing on my cock

stop that right now

Why, is your now rock hard dick leaking pre all over your underwear? :3c

speaking of, more artists need to put emphasis on the pre. imo it's much hotter than the rest that follows

Like this? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8865809/

Sadly I hardly get any pre, and I need lube anyway so it hides it

I wish I could ooze enough pre to use as lube alone pokerface

that is my fantasy...

ugh... fuck it, this is the confessions thread.

I pre more than I actually... finish.

no damn idea why

also tzarlover, no thanks. he rule63's the fuck out of starfox

Subject: Re: Confessions thread Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:51 am

I usually only get pre when I'm getting fucked.

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