General Time Wasting Thread 22: Taint Edition

Tank Abuse wrote:

Percy wrote:

Riv wrote:

Percy wrote:

I went back in time, so yes.

How do you know they weren't regular Egyptians who had simply traveled back in time? Or worse, future Egyptians?!

It was a threesome with Cleopatra and some random male Egyptian. I'm positive that they were ancient.

So you were having sex with mummies then.

I said I went back in time. They were alive. And they were damn fine.

Percy wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Percy wrote:

Riv wrote:

Percy wrote:

I went back in time, so yes.

How do you know they weren't regular Egyptians who had simply traveled back in time? Or worse, future Egyptians?!

It was a threesome with Cleopatra and some random male Egyptian. I'm positive that they were ancient.

So you were having sex with mummies then.

I said I went back in time. They were alive. And they were damn fine.

But when you returned to your time they were dead at that point, so technically you were shagging dead bodies.

First mechaphilia now this.

Tis' some sad business.

Tank Abuse wrote:

Percy wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Percy wrote:

Riv wrote:

Percy wrote:

I went back in time, so yes.

How do you know they weren't regular Egyptians who had simply traveled back in time? Or worse, future Egyptians?!

It was a threesome with Cleopatra and some random male Egyptian. I'm positive that they were ancient.

So you were having sex with mummies then.

I said I went back in time. They were alive. And they were damn fine.

But when you returned to your time they were dead at that point, so technically you were shagging dead bodies.

First mechaphilia now this.

Tis' some sad business.

I told you I'm not pure.

Tank Abuse wrote:

Percy wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Percy wrote:

Riv wrote:

Percy wrote:

I went back in time, so yes.

How do you know they weren't regular Egyptians who had simply traveled back in time? Or worse, future Egyptians?!

It was a threesome with Cleopatra and some random male Egyptian. I'm positive that they were ancient.

So you were having sex with mummies then.

I said I went back in time. They were alive. And they were damn fine.

But when you returned to your time they were dead at that point, so technically you were shagging dead bodies.

First mechaphilia now this.

Tis' some sad business.

'Least he's not a serial killer.

So what's stage 6 then?

Riv wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Percy wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Percy wrote:

Riv wrote:

Percy wrote:

I went back in time, so yes.

How do you know they weren't regular Egyptians who had simply traveled back in time? Or worse, future Egyptians?!

It was a threesome with Cleopatra and some random male Egyptian. I'm positive that they were ancient.

So you were having sex with mummies then.

I said I went back in time. They were alive. And they were damn fine.

But when you returned to your time they were dead at that point, so technically you were shagging dead bodies.

First mechaphilia now this.

Tis' some sad business.

'Least he's not a serial killer.

You're never going to let that go are you.

Tank Abuse wrote:

Percy wrote:

Riv wrote:

Percy wrote:

I went back in time, so yes.

How do you know they weren't regular Egyptians who had simply traveled back in time? Or worse, future Egyptians?!

It was a threesome with Cleopatra and some random male Egyptian. I'm positive that they were ancient.

So you were having sex with mummies then.

Mummies you say?

blackfuredfox wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Percy wrote:

Riv wrote:

Percy wrote:

I went back in time, so yes.

How do you know they weren't regular Egyptians who had simply traveled back in time? Or worse, future Egyptians?!

It was a threesome with Cleopatra and some random male Egyptian. I'm positive that they were ancient.

So you were having sex with mummies then.

Mummies you say?

Thread creepiness increased by 250%.

I... just don't know

MiloTime wrote:

I... just don't know

This is only just a phase. It'll be over soon (hopefully).

Edit: Dammit where'd Riv go, he's supposed to give me my sixth task.
I guess I'm just going to take a shower now, maybe he'll give it before I'm back.

Percy wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I... just don't know

This is only just a phase. It'll be over soon (hopefully).

You all said that about the dick shit a few pages back.

Now we're at fucking mummies.

This thread is like a drug addict: It knows what it's doing is wrong and that it's only hurting itself, but it just can't stop no matter how hard it tries.

It's sad and depressing.

Percy wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I... just don't know

This is only just a phase. It'll be over soon (hopefully).

Edit: Dammit where'd Riv go, he's supposed to give me my sixth task.
I guess I'm just going to take a shower now, maybe he'll give it before I'm back.

The sixth task is a mystery. I cannot reveal what it is. Just keep doing depraved things until I say to stop.

Tank Abuse wrote:

You're never going to let that go are you.

Nope!

Riv wrote:

Percy wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I... just don't know

This is only just a phase. It'll be over soon (hopefully).

Edit: Dammit where'd Riv go, he's supposed to give me my sixth task.
I guess I'm just going to take a shower now, maybe he'll give it before I'm back.

The sixth task is a mystery. I cannot reveal what it is. Just keep doing depraved things until I say to stop.

Tank Abuse wrote:

You're never going to let that go are you.

Nope!

Riv you're fired. I'm assuming control.

The sixth task is to get me to use a question mark when I'm trying to ask a question.

That's the sixth task Percy.

Yes, a task that revolves around me.

Tank Abuse wrote:

Riv wrote:

Percy wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I... just don't know

This is only just a phase. It'll be over soon (hopefully).

Edit: Dammit where'd Riv go, he's supposed to give me my sixth task.
I guess I'm just going to take a shower now, maybe he'll give it before I'm back.

The sixth task is a mystery. I cannot reveal what it is. Just keep doing depraved things until I say to stop.

Tank Abuse wrote:

You're never going to let that go are you.

Nope!

Riv you're fired. I'm assuming control.

The sixth task is to get me to use a question mark when I'm trying to ask a question.

That's the sixth task Percy.

Yes, a task that revolves around me.

The sixth task is to avoid being murdered by Tank Abuse.

It's really fuckin' hard.

Riv wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Riv wrote:

Percy wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I... just don't know

This is only just a phase. It'll be over soon (hopefully).

Edit: Dammit where'd Riv go, he's supposed to give me my sixth task.
I guess I'm just going to take a shower now, maybe he'll give it before I'm back.

The sixth task is a mystery. I cannot reveal what it is. Just keep doing depraved things until I say to stop.

Tank Abuse wrote:

You're never going to let that go are you.

Nope!

Riv you're fired. I'm assuming control.

The sixth task is to get me to use a question mark when I'm trying to ask a question.

That's the sixth task Percy.

Yes, a task that revolves around me.

The sixth task is to avoid being murdered by Tank Abuse.

It's really fuckin' hard.

Keep it up. At this rate you'll have an E-hit put out on you.

Don't be surprised when every single piece of social media that you use is clogged to hell with useless messages, tweets, emails, PMs or various complaints from a bunch of fucks that you don't know.

I already avoided being murdered by Tank. You never said how long I had to.

Woo boy. That big boobed Jigglypuff took FOREVER. I hate Adobe products, but I had to use one this time.

XoPachi wrote:

Woo boy. That big boobed Jigglypuff took FOREVER. I hate Adobe products, but I had to use one this time.

Even I had a hard time envisioning that.

Tank Abuse wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Woo boy. That big boobed Jigglypuff took FOREVER. I hate Adobe products, but I had to use one this time.

Even I had a hard time envisioning that.

How does big boobs on a Jigglypuff even work anyway?

Tank Abuse wrote:

Keep it up. At this rate you'll have an E-hit put out on you.

Don't be surprised when every single piece of social media that you use is clogged to hell with useless messages, tweets, emails, PMs or various complaints from a bunch of fucks that you don't know.

Me? Using social media? Surely you jest.

Percy wrote:

I already avoided being murdered by Tank. You never said how long I had to.

No, it's very specific. We put you in a dark, poorly monitored room with Tank Abuse for an hour.

Percy wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Woo boy. That big boobed Jigglypuff took FOREVER. I hate Adobe products, but I had to use one this time.

Even I had a hard time envisioning that.

How does big boobs on a Jigglypuff even work anyway?

I HOPE you aren't thinking I took a legit stumpy short round Jigglypuff and put boobs on it. That is NOT the case.

Riv wrote:

No, it's very specific. We put you in a dark, poorly monitored room with Tank Abuse for an hour.

You mean these forums? I'm still alive, so I passed.

XoPachi wrote:

I HOPE you aren't thinking I took a legit stumpy short round Jigglypuff and put boobs on it. That is NOT the case.

Well, that's reassuring.

This conversation is just

Riv wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Keep it up. At this rate you'll have an E-hit put out on you.

Don't be surprised when every single piece of social media that you use is clogged to hell with useless messages, tweets, emails, PMs or various complaints from a bunch of fucks that you don't know.

Me? Using social media? Surely you jest.

Percy wrote:

I already avoided being murdered by Tank. You never said how long I had to.

No, it's very specific. We put you in a dark, poorly monitored room with Tank Abuse for an hour.

You can't be a social media reject like me. I tried using Facebook once and that went horribly wrong lol. No one can top that.

I feel like an old dude actually.

Also, I'd just out-tank Percy in tank whoring. There would be no loss of life, but there will be loss of bragging rights.

Barletta wrote:

This conversation is just

The greatest thing you ever saw.

XoPachi wrote:

Percy wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Woo boy. That big boobed Jigglypuff took FOREVER. I hate Adobe products, but I had to use one this time.

Even I had a hard time envisioning that.

How does big boobs on a Jigglypuff even work anyway?

I HOPE you aren't thinking I took a legit stumpy short round Jigglypuff and put boobs on it. That is NOT the case.

That would have been funny lol.

Provided that it isn't some hardcore porn like we've been seeing here lately, please feel free to share that shit.

Tank Abuse wrote:

Also, I'd just out-tank Percy in tank whoring. There would be no loss of life, but there will be loss of bragging rights.

I guess that might be true. Though when I feel like it, I can be a pretty damn good tank whore.