Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:00 pm
Kaizy wrote:
Riv wrote:
Kaizy wrote:
Ive run out of words to describe how much I want to punch you
And I've run out of words to describe your unending beauty, a grace that flows through you like the aurora sweeping across the heavens, standing in stark contrast to the harsh arctic tundra that is my soul.
(Oh wait, I guess I found some.)
omfg
Owl, yours is the light at the end of my tunnel— the lantern that pierces the veil of darkness and guides me through my hardships.
Also, you have a butt that just won't quit.
And the lantern is on your butt, so it's like, win-win.
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:49 pm
Riv wrote:
Kaizy wrote:
Riv wrote:
Kaizy wrote:
Ive run out of words to describe how much I want to punch you
And I've run out of words to describe your unending beauty, a grace that flows through you like the aurora sweeping across the heavens, standing in stark contrast to the harsh arctic tundra that is my soul.
(Oh wait, I guess I found some.)
omfg
Owl, yours is the light at the end of my tunnel— the lantern that pierces the veil of darkness and guides me through my hardships.
Also, you have a butt that just won't quit.
And the lantern is on your butt, so it's like, win-win.
I ended up reading the last line in Archer's voice, lol.
Kaizy Admin
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:06 am
Riv wrote:
Kaizy wrote:
Riv wrote:
Kaizy wrote:
Ive run out of words to describe how much I want to punch you
And I've run out of words to describe your unending beauty, a grace that flows through you like the aurora sweeping across the heavens, standing in stark contrast to the harsh arctic tundra that is my soul.
(Oh wait, I guess I found some.)
omfg
Owl, yours is the light at the end of my tunnel— the lantern that pierces the veil of darkness and guides me through my hardships.
Also, you have a butt that just won't quit.
And the lantern is on your butt, so it's like, win-win.
I am so done with you omfg
Riv Literally the fucking worst
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:37 am
blackfuredfox wrote:
I ended up reading the last line in Archer's voice, lol.
Ha!
Kaizy wrote:
I am so done with you omfg
...
Riv Literally the fucking worst
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:26 pm
A Better Love Story Than Twilight.
By Riv.
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As I walked into the bedroom, Owl-Eyes laid back on the bed, her back legs crossed, as though she was frightened of the prospect of what was to come. She seemed to want to look everywhere in the room except at me, constantly shifting herself to prevent me from seeing the lacy black thong she was wearing. As I drew ever nearer, she finally turned to see me, and she flushed, the subtle grey and violet tones of her hair being overcome by the visceral and intense red of her cheeks...
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I continued moving towards her, relentlessly, deliberately, never breaking eye contact. Everything about her so excited me, but of all things, her great, beautiful, almost glowing eyes made me short of breath, made my pulse quicken, made time itself seem to slow down...
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After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, I reached the bed, and she pulled her legs apart to greet me. I clambered on top of her, and stared into her eyes, into her very soul, for a solid minute before finally bringing my lips down to meet hers. She fought it for a moment, unsure of what she wanted, unsure of whether she was ready for this, but in seconds, she had wrapped her arms around me and pulled my body against hers, pressing her lips into mine, hungry for my affection...
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But kissing was not what we were here for. We had already done that. Now was the time to move beyond that simple display of affection and to truly become one. I pulled away, but she only grasped me tighter, prolonging the kiss, knowing that there would be no going back once it was over. But through our eyes, we had a wordless conversation. She could see how much I cared for her, how I loved her, and her concerns melted away as her grip faltered, leaving her lying on the bed, panting, preparing, anticipating...
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Hardly willing to tear myself from the view of her lovely face, I kissed her under her jaw, and then on her neck, slowly trailing down her ribcage, along her midriff, stopping when I reached her panties. I brought my muzzle down and rubbed my nose against the bulk of the fabric, prompting Owl to moan, but I pulled away, hesitant to end things too quickly. I planted a billion tiny kisses across the insides of her thighs and on her flankcheeks, tickling her with my lips, drowning myself in her delightful laughter...
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Finally, I was sure the time had come. Slowly, slowly, ever so very slowly, I grabbed the waistband of the panties in my teeth and began pulling them down and away from her body, revealing her precious, tender, marehood. I brought my face down to meet it slowly, savoring the sight and the smell, enjoying the very visible evidence of how ready she was for me— to take me— to share with me the most intimate bond two ponies can have...
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Did you really fucking need to open all of these? What the fuck is wrong with you?
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greg-the-fox
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:23 pm
Riv wrote:
A Better Love Story Than Twilight.
By Riv.
Spoiler:
As I walked into the bedroom, Owl-Eyes laid back on the bed, her back legs crossed, as though she was frightened of the prospect of what was to come. She seemed to want to look everywhere in the room except at me, constantly shifting herself to prevent me from seeing the lacy black thong she was wearing. As I drew ever nearer, she finally turned to see me, and she flushed, the subtle grey and violet tones of her hair being overcome by the visceral and intense red of her cheeks...
Spoiler:
I continued moving towards her, relentlessly, deliberately, never breaking eye contact. Everything about her so excited me, but of all things, her great, beautiful, almost glowing eyes made me short of breath, made my pulse quicken, made time itself seem to slow down...
Spoiler:
After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, I reached the bed, and she pulled her legs apart to greet me. I clambered on top of her, and stared into her eyes, into her very soul, for a solid minute before finally bringing my lips down to meet hers. She fought it for a moment, unsure of what she wanted, unsure of whether she was ready for this, but in seconds, she had wrapped her arms around me and pulled my body against hers, pressing her lips into mine, hungry for my affection...
Spoiler:
But kissing was not what we were here for. We had already done that. Now was the time to move beyond that simple display of affection and to truly become one. I pulled away, but she only grasped me tighter, prolonging the kiss, knowing that there would be no going back once it was over. But through our eyes, we had a wordless conversation. She could see how much I cared for her, how I loved her, and her concerns melted away as her grip faltered, leaving her lying on the bed, panting, preparing, anticipating...
Spoiler:
Hardly willing to tear myself from the view of her lovely face, I kissed her under her jaw, and then on her neck, slowly trailing down her ribcage, along her midriff, stopping when I reached her panties. I brought my muzzle down and rubbed my nose against the bulk of the fabric, prompting Owl to moan, but I pulled away, hesitant to end things too quickly. I planted a billion tiny kisses across the insides of her thighs and on her flankcheeks, tickling her with my lips, drowning myself in her delightful laughter...
Spoiler:
Finally, I was sure the time had come. Slowly, slowly, ever so very slowly, I grabbed the waistband of the panties in my teeth and began pulling them down and away from her body, revealing her precious, tender, marehood. I brought my face down to meet it slowly, savoring the sight and the smell, enjoying the very visible evidence of how ready she was for me— to take me— to share with me the most intimate bond two ponies can have...
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:28 pm
greg-the-fox wrote:
Yup. That just happened. You just watched two admins get it on. Your life on this forum will never be the same.
Kaizy Admin
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:20 pm
Oh my god
I am going to kill you I swear to god
Riv Literally the fucking worst
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:36 pm
Kaizy wrote:
Oh my god
I am going to kill you I swear to god
It's okay, my little lantern-butt. Our love will conquer all. Even your black-widow-esque murderous tendencies. Just... Please set down the knife.
greg-the-fox
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:44 pm
I noticed one of the layout artists for MLP is named Karen Poon Also one of the animation revisionists is named Edwin Poon (brother? husband?) God I am 12
Riv Literally the fucking worst
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:02 pm
greg-the-fox wrote:
I noticed one of the layout artists for MLP is named Karen Poon Also one of the animation revisionists is named Edwin Poon (brother? husband?) God I am 12
XoPachi
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:35 pm
300XX/10 Yes, Pachi is a fan of fatness. I can't imagine how good it would feel to fucking squeeze the FUCK out of her.
THOSE. THIGHS.
And yes, you know it's me so it's not safe.
This calls for a laser boner.
Kaizy Admin
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:57 am
Here, this popped up on my dash, and I know how Pachi loves dem hips, so
Spoiler:
Riv Literally the fucking worst
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:19 am
Kaizy wrote:
Here, this popped up on my dash, and I know how Pachi loves dem hips, so
Spoiler:
I can appreciate dem hips too.
Not that they even come close to comparing to yours. <3
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:37 am
Riv wrote:
Kaizy wrote:
Here, this popped up on my dash, and I know how Pachi loves dem hips, so
Spoiler:
I can appreciate dem hips too.
Not that they even come close to comparing to yours. <3
This whole situation will probably escalate to this:
Riv Literally the fucking worst
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:18 am
Please come back home, Kaizy! I woke up this morning so alone... I miss you! I even miss your morning breath! Come back to me and make me whole!
Greg wrote:
Riv wrote:
Kaizy wrote:
Here, this popped up on my dash, and I know how Pachi loves dem hips, so
Spoiler:
I can appreciate dem hips too.
Not that they even come close to comparing to yours. <3
This whole situation will probably escalate to this:
Oh please, Kaizy could never block me on facebook.
Like, half of her friends are my alt accounts!
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:19 pm
Riv's ponysona is boring as fuck.
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:29 pm
Lucy wrote:
Riv's ponysona is boring as fuck.
I have not put any effort into it.
Like, literally.
None.
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:31 pm
Riv
stop being so boring
be cute like me and Kaizy
XoPachi
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:33 pm
Kaizy wrote:
Here, this popped up on my dash, and I know how Pachi loves dem hips, so
Spoiler:
OwO
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:42 pm
Lucy wrote:
Riv
stop being so boring
be cute like me and Kaizy
I made a pony. She looks like Neapolitan.
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:48 pm
I kinda want to see what would happen if I attempted to draw a pony
But I wouldn't be able to scan anything I was proud of. ;A;
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:13 pm
Lucy wrote:
Riv
stop being so boring
be cute like me and Kaizy
Two things;
1- I wouldn't use him for anything, so meh.
2- Stallions are hard to draw.
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:13 pm
Riv is the ultimate in lame ponies.
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Subject: Re: My Little Pony: The Invasion MK II, Seventh Edition. Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:14 pm
Lucy wrote:
Riv is the ultimate in lame ponies.
I have the love of a fine mare. That's all I need.
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