General Time Wasting Thread 33: Stuffing holiday cheer up your butt

d.batty wrote:

Percy wrote:

Lucan wrote:

Percy wrote:

I'm also a person you wouldn't expect to be gay/bi (to be honest, I don't know which of the two I fall in). I just want someone to ask me, without me making it seem obvious.

I usually end up making obvious hints until someone asks, and most times people think it's a joke.


Gaydar is bullshit. Most times other gays can't figure it out, unless they hit on everyone to begin with.

I made an extremely obvious hint to some friends of mine that I was bi, and I think (I hope) they took it.

But now I'm thinking of the possibility of me possibly being gay rather than bi.

...my sexual orientation's been all over the place.

Dawwwww, however you are just remember your still a wonderful kitty.

Everybody loves Percy

FAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYFUR

What are you... oh... New Zealand.

Lucan wrote:

What are you... oh... New Zealand.

https://youtu.be/fuc379AWq-Q?t=2m20s

You're like... in the future man... always.

Lucan wrote:

You're like... in the future man... always.

CAN'T READ MY POPE

I can't fall back to sleep. I have two hours before work but I want sleep.

blackfuredfox wrote:

I can't fall back to sleep. I have two hours before work but I want sleep.

Could be worse. I only got about four hours and my mom woke me up to help clean. I don't even go to work until 1:30.

Well, I managed to achieve one date this year, it didn't go well, but I tried which is the important part. It'll have to go back on my resolutions list again. I'm so cold, not heartless or not compassionate, just cold. On that happy note, off to work.

Ouiji wrote:

Well, I managed to achieve one date this year, it didn't go well, but I tried which is the important part. It'll have to go back on my resolutions list again. I'm so cold, not heartless or not compassionate, just cold. On that happy note, off to work.

But you're one of the sweetest guys I know!

Valence wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

I can't fall back to sleep. I have two hours before work but I want sleep.

Could be worse. I only got about four hours and my mom woke me up to help clean. I don't even go to work until 1:30.

I don't care how it could be worse. I just want sleep. Or those pills from American Dad that will make me feel like I just slept 8 hours.

Ouiji wrote:

Well, I managed to achieve one date this year, it didn't go well, but I tried which is the important part. It'll have to go back on my resolutions list again. I'm so cold, not heartless or not compassionate, just cold. On that happy note, off to work.

I've completely given up on dating

greg-the-fox wrote:

Ouiji wrote:

Well, I managed to achieve one date this year, it didn't go well, but I tried which is the important part. It'll have to go back on my resolutions list again. I'm so cold, not heartless or not compassionate, just cold. On that happy note, off to work.

I've completely given up on dating

Why is everyone here so unlucky!?

Can't blame my situation on luck. I'm just a lazy son of a bitch. I've made very little attempts to find anybody.

Greg wrote:

Why is everyone here so unlucky!?

Well it's not like I actually try...

Y'all nigs need a good fuck

Im kinda selective. I have to know someone well before I ask them out. So that results in very few people I ask out.

blackfuredfox wrote:

Im kinda selective. I have to know someone well before I ask them out. So that results in very few people I ask out.

I want to have feelings for someone before I ask them out. I tried dating a guy I had no feelings for and it was really awkward.

But I have no feelings ever because I'm a robot And if I do like someone, they're always straight. Always. So I pretty much just gave up.

GET YOUR ASSES IN CHATBOX WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AGES FOR SOMEONE TO NOTICE US

I was just reflecting on this past year, and realized I'm in the same place. Even more lonely now that things aren't going well between my brother and I. The rl life friends I made on my own I don't see and rarely talk to. My brothers friends are nice, but I feel like more of a tag a long than anything. I just don't know what I'm even trying to say anymore.
The chatbox doesn't work on my phone :/

Ouiji wrote:

I was just reflecting on this past year, and realized I'm in the same place. Even more lonely now that things aren't going well between my brother and I. The rl life friends I made on my own I don't see and rarely talk to. My brothers friends are nice, but I feel like more of a tag a long than anything. I just don't know what I'm even trying to say anymore.
The chatbox doesn't work on my phone :/

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greg-the-fox wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Im kinda selective. I have to know someone well before I ask them out. So that results in very few people I ask out.

I want to have feelings for someone before I ask them out. I tried dating a guy I had no feelings for and it was really awkward.

But I have no feelings ever because I'm a robot And if I do like someone, they're always straight. Always. So I pretty much just gave up.

Everyone always tells me to just go out and meet someone. I just don't work like that, its imposssible. Even if I could have developed feelings for someone it would end in two people who could never be around each other with out hawkward in the air. I just can't force myself to like someone.

blackfuredfox wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Im kinda selective. I have to know someone well before I ask them out. So that results in very few people I ask out.

I want to have feelings for someone before I ask them out. I tried dating a guy I had no feelings for and it was really awkward.

But I have no feelings ever because I'm a robot And if I do like someone, they're always straight. Always. So I pretty much just gave up.

Everyone always tells me to just go out and meet someone. I just don't work like that, its imposssible. Even if I could have developed feelings for someone it would end in two people who could never be around each other with out hawkward in the air. I just can't force myself to like someone.

No one ever said you HAD to immediately like the first person you meet. It happens by chance, like Pandi and others you've told me about. You can just meet someone to hang out with and maybe hanging out with them will open doors to other people. The trick is getting out there to begin with, like I've told you a thousand and one times. And don't you or anyone else say you're "just not good at meeting new people", because that's complete and utter horse shit.

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