Random game comments thread 3: BFG Edition

greg-the-fox wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

It's obviously Greg's subpar computer.

Obviously.
I should upgrade to 32 gigs of RAM, maybe that would help.

I'm hoping you're joking...

XoPachi wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

It's obviously Greg's subpar computer.

Obviously.
I should upgrade to 32 gigs of RAM, maybe that would help.

I'm hoping you're joking...

Duh
I have 16 Gigs of RAM, 3 gigs of VRAM, an SSD, 15Mb down/5Mb up internet, and like 10ms ping 
My computer should rape every online game

For PS2 your computer doesn't matter. People with SLI 680's have the same problems too.

Oh I will say that they did do a hotfix patch a few days ago that fixed the crashing issue for me for the most part. But of course there still are hilarious bugs like the queue one I posted.

So a misinformed person staunchly defends the One...lemme just call it the Done because calling it the One makes it sound like a fucking messiah when the vastness of how far it is from such a thing is incomprehensible by men and Gods alike.
BUT he tries and gets utterly countered so swiftly on all points. 
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.410465-Why-the-XBone-is-a-good-console

Was just watching Jim Sterling tear Microsoft a new asshole also.

XoPachi wrote:

So a misinformed person staunchly defends the One...

You mean a Microsoft employee trying to do damage control
They've been going around social networks trying to do that as much as possible lately

greg-the-fox wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

So a misinformed person staunchly defends the One...

You mean a Microsoft employee trying to do damage control
They've been going around social networks trying to do that as much as possible lately

...
I never even thought that as a possibility. Oh my God. I forgot that was going on. LOL!!

XoPachi wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

You mean a Microsoft employee trying to do damage control
They've been going around social networks trying to do that as much as possible lately

...
I never even thought that as a possibility. Oh my God. I forgot that was going on. LOL!!

At this point I just assume anyone saying anything positive about the Xbone secretly works for Microsoft

greg-the-fox wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

You mean a Microsoft employee trying to do damage control
They've been going around social networks trying to do that as much as possible lately

...
I never even thought that as a possibility. Oh my God. I forgot that was going on. LOL!!

At this point I just assume anyone saying anything positive about the Xbone secretly works for Microsoft

Wouldn't doubt it.

I bought Animal Crossing

Time to be the mayor of Dongville and hold public executions every Tuesday at 9pm

XoPachi wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

You mean a Microsoft employee trying to do damage control
They've been going around social networks trying to do that as much as possible lately

...
I never even thought that as a possibility. Oh my God. I forgot that was going on. LOL!!

At this point I just assume anyone saying anything positive about the Xbone secretly works for Microsoft

Wouldn't doubt it.

Your Wolf-Bone quote is totally relevant here.

has anyone seen the directors cut for the MGSV trailer? god damn, the first 3 minutes were fucked up...

These are not getting old. lol

Holy shit, I wish I was this good



I'm using the same assault rifle as him now (minus whatever attachments he put on it)
It is indeed very badass. But I hardly ever get all my bullets on target like he does, most of the time my accuracy is terrible O_o

I can't wait until I can afford the advanced laser sight and soft point ammunition... maybe that's it...

He killed like 3 Maxes...
He's a fucking medic. I wish my gun didn't have recoil.

At least I can feel smug about killing 4 Mosquitos today in a Scythe :yeah:Actually, I killed 2 in a row, and then later, another 2 in a row. That later time, I managed to keep my Scythe alive for like 45 minutes somehow :MOG:Flying around the canyons of South East Indar is amazing. Every time I took damage or got a lock on I just flew away hugging the canyon walls like an MLG pro. Took out a whole bunch of phalanx turrets, a bunch of infantry and MAXes, and got some vehicle kill assists. I think I may have finished off a Liberator too, I forget. The terrain is just perfect for me, when I'm out in the open I'm fucked, but I'm really good at sticking close to cover without crashing.

Oh and today we also took The Crown from the TR, that was a really good fight

Oh you yeah? Well I went 53-13 in Tribes. And since it's not at all popular the servers are filled with nothing but pros.

One time I got a headshot with Rocket Pods somehow

AS IF IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE!!!!!
http://www.ibtimes.com/xbox-one-region-locked-microsoft-game-console-will-not-work-outside-21-launch-countries-1304945

XoPachi wrote:

AS IF IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE!!!!!
http://www.ibtimes.com/xbox-one-region-locked-microsoft-game-console-will-not-work-outside-21-launch-countries-1304945

I don't even care anymore.

This is so damn common it's not even astonishing at this point.

Tank Abuse wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

AS IF IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE!!!!!
http://www.ibtimes.com/xbox-one-region-locked-microsoft-game-console-will-not-work-outside-21-launch-countries-1304945

I don't even care anymore.

This is so damn common it's not even astonishing at this point.

It's even stricter now. There's a difference between a game being locked down vs the CONSOLE. And there's going to be no modding for this either. I can tell.
I can't think of other consoles that pulled this shit outside of the Wii, but the Wii was beyond easy to hack so I didn't give a shit.

ever since the next gen announces, I've been really enjoying the Kaz memes. 

I love the fact that he's indulging in the meme's himself, even more.

XoPachi wrote:

AS IF IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE!!!!!
http://www.ibtimes.com/xbox-one-region-locked-microsoft-game-console-will-not-work-outside-21-launch-countries-1304945

As I said before, I have nothing else I can even say at this point

Nothing is going to top a scripted rape joke at a live conference (yes, it was scripted apparently), and their already shit-tier regressive VCR of the future.

greg-the-fox wrote:

One time I got a headshot with Rocket Pods somehow

Did it again!

And I spent 1000 certs on a second Burster for my MAX and another 100 for soft point ammunition for my Medic.

Spending certs feels GOOD
Having that many certs that I couldn't spend was driving me insane

Kaizy wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

AS IF IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE!!!!!
http://www.ibtimes.com/xbox-one-region-locked-microsoft-game-console-will-not-work-outside-21-launch-countries-1304945

As I said before, I have nothing else I can even say at this point

Nothing is going to top a scripted rape joke at a live conference (yes, it was scripted apparently), and their already shit-tier regressive VCR of the future.

Honestly, that wasn't even a fucking rape joke. It was the most luke warm corny trash talking ever. And in a country where so many want compensation and are often times even heralded as progressive for being offended little asshats en masse, it would conveniently be contorted 100% out of context. It had less than dick to do with rape and everyone "offended" in that audience knew it. I cannot believe that actually made national news. :/

XoPachi wrote:

AS IF IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE!!!!!
http://www.ibtimes.com/xbox-one-region-locked-microsoft-game-console-will-not-work-outside-21-launch-countries-1304945

I give it about two months before they work through the encryption and figure out how to fake the Microsoft-side server by plugging your xBox into a computer. Then maybe a year after that before a firmware patch lets the xBox run without any network connection. On the down side, multiplayer would probably be complicated if not impossible under either of those scenarios, especially if Microsoft takes multiplayer matches as an opportunity to update your console and break your upgrades.