General Time Wasting Thread 5

I'd do you Milo, in a totally gay way.

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

I'd do you Milo, in a totally gay way.

I think we all would.

Ahkmill wrote:

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

I'd do you Milo, in a totally gay way.

I think we all would.

yea well... I'll run away

Ahkmill wrote:

It would have failed if there was nothing to pick apart.

I was matching wits with internet trolls and cynical oldfucks my age when I was your age. Now granted, I have my weak spots, and math has always been one of them, but I'm pretty sure that means you were a stale egg festering in yer mum's crusty vagine at the time. A pokerface doesn't really work when your hand is empty (a mouse in one hand and your dick in the other doesn't count).

MiloTime wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

I'd do you Milo, in a totally gay way.

I think we all would.

yea well... I'll run away

I can run pretty fast kiddo. :3

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Ahkmill wrote:

It would have failed if there was nothing to pick apart.

I was matching wits with internet trolls and cynical oldfucks my age when I was your age. Now granted, I have my weak spots, and math has always been one of them, but I'm pretty sure that means you were a stale egg festering in yer mum's crusty vagine at the time. A pokerface doesn't really work when your hand is empty (a mouse in one hand and your dick in the other doesn't count).

You must be old. Try not to get senile on us.

Milo wtf, hardly anyone is completely gay or straight
Some people say nobody is

I fooled myself into thinking I was straight for 17 years and look how that worked out
I told you I was a little bit bi curious, and I mean that literally. As in I will almost definitely never act on it unless I got really drunk and got molested by a dominatrix or something. What is wrong with wondering about things? I wonder what it would be like to be a girl sometimes, doesn't make me trans.

So I'm gay, shut up already.

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

You must be old. Try not to get senile on us.

Not likely. I got a guitar lesson in about half an hour. Apparently I learn at about the rate someone a few years younger would. Learned No Woman, No Cry this week, learned Knockin' On Heaven's Door the week before that, and this week might settle for something a little more substantial like getting that damned F-chord down. Point is, doing things with your life that don't involve flipping burgers or thinking up ways to think up ways to kill yourself (any fun with trains lately? you know who you are) is how you avoid senility even as you grow the beard. But also, having the discipline to stick with anything for more than week. Something this generation of special snowflakes and delicate flowers never learned.

greg-the-fox wrote:

Milo wtf, hardly anyone is completely gay or straight
Some people say nobody is

I fooled myself into thinking I was straight for 17 years and look how that worked out
I told you I was a little bit bi curious, and I mean that literally. As in I will almost definitely never act on it unless I got really drunk and got molested by a dominatrix or something. What is wrong with wondering about things? I wonder what it would be like to be a girl sometimes, doesn't make me trans.

So I'm gay, shut up already.

I'm still a little insecure after my experience with a guy. if I explained it, I'd probably just come off as a heterophobe or something.

I have a fear of being inadequate to someone. if I were in a relationship with someone, I'd be afraid that I'm not enough. that the person would want to go looking for someone else... (the female type) I guess that sort of emanates onto my friends in some weird way.

MiloTime wrote:

I have a fear of being inadequate to someone. if I were in a relationship with someone, I'd be afraid that I'm not enough. that the person would want to go looking for someone else... (the female type) I guess that sort of emanates onto my friends in some weird way.

Ugh I (online) dated a guy who was jealous if I said anything positive about a girl

On an unrelated note, my package came

greg-the-fox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I have a fear of being inadequate to someone. if I were in a relationship with someone, I'd be afraid that I'm not enough. that the person would want to go looking for someone else... (the female type) I guess that sort of emanates onto my friends in some weird way.

Ugh I (online) dated a guy who was jealous if I said anything positive about a girl

On an unrelated note, my package came

have you met me? I'm the most insecure, pessimistic undateable person here lol. this is to be expected.

greg-the-fox wrote:

I'll probably go bi out of desperation

This brings up a new question: How many people here have had sex with anyone, regardless of gender? Or ANY experience, for that matter? I didn't know what to think until I had at least kissed both. Hands down, girls are better kissers.

lunar_helix wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

I'll probably go bi out of desperation

This brings up a new question: How many people here have had sex with anyone, regardless of gender? Or ANY experience, for that matter? I didn't know what to think until I had at least kissed both. Hands down, girls are better kissers.

every single experience I've ever had was absolute shit. especially considering it was a guy who fucked around with everybody around him

I'm more romantic than sexual, so when I read a text on his phone talking about how he had sex with another dude not even 24 hours before he fucked around with me, I get a little insecure

lunar_helix wrote:

This brings up a new question: How many people here have had sex with anyone, regardless of gender? Or ANY experience, for that matter? I didn't know what to think until I had at least kissed both. Hands down, girls are better kissers.

I've had oral, giving and receiving
receiving was okay but he didn't really do anything
and giving sucked because it was too fat and he kept complaining about my teeth
bitch i'm opening as wide as i can!
sadly we never 69'd. I deeply regret that

this conversation is going to bring me into a depression that makes me not want to go to FC

fuck. everybody's going to see what an unsocial, fucked up individual I am... and these are in furry standards. wow

MiloTime wrote:

this conversation is going to bring me into a depression that makes me not want to go to FC

fuck.

so go get laid at FC
Just bring condoms and lube and you'll be fine
You REALLY need it

speaking of which, I now have condoms and lube
maybe that will motivate me to go get laid

greg-the-fox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

this conversation is going to bring me into a depression that makes me not want to go to FC

fuck.

so go get laid at FC
Just bring condoms and lube and you'll be fine
You REALLY need it

what doe that mean by I really need it. everybody tells me this. I can only assume that means something about about my personality lol

MiloTime wrote:

what doe that mean by I really need it. everybody tells me this. I can only assume that means something about about my personality lol

I mean you're always uptight and you need to relax

but no, I'm too neurotic and socially awkward to get laid. maybe if I had a fursuit, I could get away with it. I mean I wouldn't even have to talk

greg-the-fox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

what doe that mean by I really need it. everybody tells me this. I can only assume that means something about about my personality lol

I mean you're always uptight and you need to relax

that's true... even still, I'm thinking of all the awkward moments I'm going to have there, rather than thinking about the fun moments.

I think the awkward moments will outweigh the fun ones

everybody will walk up to me and say hi, and I'll go "oh um... hi" *10 minute silence* "bye"

MiloTime wrote:

but no, I'm too neurotic and socially awkward to get laid. maybe if I had a fursuit, I could get away with it. I mean I wouldn't even have to talk

You overestimate furries :V
And if you're anything in rl like you are on tinychat, you'll find someone in no time :3
I think you're too hard on yourself. Everyone feels awkward, the people who seem to have it 'figured out' are just better at hiding it.

greg-the-fox wrote:

And if you're anything in rl like you are on tinychat, you'll find someone in no time :3

oh... thanks. I feel oddly comfortable talking to people on tinychat.... which is weird. I can talk to people I've never met on tinychat, but here I am, freaking out about meeting them in RL.

SHIT. I have to pack >_>

MiloTime wrote:

oh... thanks. I feel oddly comfortable talking to people on tinychat.... which is weird. I can talk to people I've never met on tinychat, but here I am, freaking out about meeting them in RL.

Well look at it the same way. Don't think about it going bad. If it does you can just slip into the crowd, it's not like you're stuck alone in a room with one other person.

Now THAT would be awkward!

And dammit Riv, the forum is spamming my email
Fix it please?

You guys should try having sex with a girl. You might like it.