General Time Wasting Thread 6

lunar_helix wrote:

Anal sex for most girls is a big no-no. Didn't we already go through this?

I don't really see why... if they'd just get over it and try a finger or two and work their way up to it, I'm sure a lot of girls would like it.

Being double penetrated must be the best feeling in the world
I'm jealous, why aren't you taking advantage of this?

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*silence*

MiloTime wrote:

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Don't lie, you're thinking right now about what that must feel like to be on the receiving end of that

OK SO YEA. on a different note, I'm totally taking my wii

Monochrome Kanon wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Fuck Tails.

You just made yourself a new enemy.

Doesn't take much with you lot

greg-the-fox wrote:

lunar_helix wrote:

Anal sex for most girls is a big no-no. Didn't we already go through this?

I don't really see why... if they'd just get over it and try a finger or two and work their way up to it, I'm sure a lot of girls would like it.

Being double penetrated must be the best feeling in the world
I'm jealous, why aren't you taking advantage of this?

Unless you're actually a woman, you'll never know what it's like, really. The pelvic cavity is clearly not structured the same in both genders. That said, women are physiologically equipped to enjoy anal stimulation. But sex is about as much psychological as it is physical, and gay men are more psychologically primed to experiment with their asses than are women.

There's also a little contamination issue — the vagina has a delicate bacterial environment that can easily be upset by bacteria from the GI tract. So it takes more care, effort, and cleanliness than it does with a man.

Riv wrote:

There's also a little contamination issue — the vagina has a delicate bacterial environment that can easily be upset by bacteria from the GI tract. So it takes more care, effort, and cleanliness than it does with a man.

...if I wasn't gay before

Riv wrote:

psychologically primed to experiment with their asses

MiloTime wrote:

Riv wrote:

There's also a little contamination issue — the vagina has a delicate bacterial environment that can easily be upset by bacteria from the GI tract. So it takes more care, effort, and cleanliness than it does with a man.

...if I wasn't gay before

It's not just vaginas... You have more bacteria in your intestines than you have human cells in your body. Every inch of your skin is covered in bacteria. Your mouth is full of bacteria, too. Most of those are actually helping us by crowding out the environment so that there are no resources left for malevolent bacteria to use.

Vaginae are like self-cleaning ovens.

Riv wrote:

It's not just vaginas... You have more bacteria in your intestines than you have human cells in your body. Every inch of your skin is covered in bacteria. Your mouth is full of bacteria, too. Most of those are actually helping us by crowding out the environment so that there are no resources left for malevolent bacteria to use.

so George Carlin was wrong and the earth didn't spawn us just because it needed plastic.
it spawned us because it needed plastic and a fleet of gargantuan vehicles/colonies for bacteria.

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Riv wrote:

There's also a little contamination issue — the vagina has a delicate bacterial environment that can easily be upset by bacteria from the GI tract. So it takes more care, effort, and cleanliness than it does with a man.

...if I wasn't gay before

It's not just vaginas... You have more bacteria in your intestines than you have human cells in your body. Every inch of your skin is covered in bacteria. Your mouth is full of bacteria, too. Most of those are actually helping us by crowding out the environment so that there are no resources left for malevolent bacteria to use.

lol I know men aren't perfect either... still doesn't stop me from hittin' that

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv wrote:

psychologically primed to experiment with their asses

Oh you!

*limpwrist*

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

Vaginae are like self-cleaning ovens.

Keep that "Doctor" Oz shit outa my face. The entire body is self-cleaning, and not a single god-damned piece of it is an oven.

Trust me. I stuck a frozen pizza up a woman's vagina and left it there for six hours. IT NEVER COOKED.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

... because ... because ...

lol, assignment of purpose to non-sentient object.

Riv wrote:

Oh you!

*limpwrist*

nigga what is your problem? I found the way you phrased it funny. I didn't stereotype you.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv wrote:

Oh you!

*limpwrist*

nigga what is your problem? I found the way you phrased it funny. I didn't stereotype you.

Oh, I'm sorry, I don't speak the language consisting almost entirely of lol emoticons, so I had no idea what you were phrasing. I figured you were mocking me with all the heterosexual caucasian American stereotypes.

Riv wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv wrote:

Oh you!

*limpwrist*

nigga what is your problem? I found the way you phrased it funny. I didn't stereotype you.

Oh, I'm sorry, I don't speak the language consisting almost entirely of lol emoticons, so I had no idea what you were phrasing. I figured you were mocking me with all the heterosexual caucasian American stereotypes.

I don't mock people if I genuinely feel bad for them, which I do if you read your own emoticon as something other than a guy with a sign saying "that's pretty damn funny". that was kinda the reaction I thought you were going for. but even if you weren't, if you don't look at it after the fact and go "okay, that was pretty funny", well, again, I feel bad for you.

I fucking rape in zenonia, netted about 60 pvp wins today

I wanna go to the UK. ;~; And see THINGS!

Wolf-Bone wrote:

I don't mock people if I genuinely feel bad for them, which I do if you read your own emoticon as something other than a guy with a sign saying "that's pretty damn funny". that was kinda the reaction I thought you were going for. but even if you weren't, if you don't look at it after the fact and go "okay, that was pretty funny", well, again, I feel bad for you.

I think the two of us are too sarcastic to ever carry on a conversation. The sarcasm wavefunction destructively interferes and I never know what you actually mean.

greg-the-fox wrote:

lunar_helix wrote:

Anal sex for most girls is a big no-no. Didn't we already go through this?

I don't really see why... if they'd just get over it and try a finger or two and work their way up to it, I'm sure a lot of girls would like it.

Being double penetrated must be the best feeling in the world
I'm jealous, why aren't you taking advantage of this?

It's alright if most of the fingers are in the primary hole. Maybe, MAYBE up to the first knuckle in the ass. But that is pushing it.

And BFF, not that I know of. But I have a job now (yippee) so I might be working. Why, what's up?

Riv wrote:

I think the two of us are too sarcastic to ever carry on a conversation. The sarcasm wavefunction destructively interferes and I never know what you actually mean.

I like how you phrase that. We're both too sarcastic, but the problem is you not knowing my intent more than the other way around. Nice to see someone around here take a stab at some fucking personal responsibility for a change. If you want me gone, I'm gone. This place has been putting a bad taste in my mouth for a while (the thing with the first intro post and my girlfriend's appalled reaction really just being the catalyst to me acknowledging it).

lunar_helix wrote:

I wanna go to the UK. ;~; And see THINGS!

Hey, im going to donate blood on the 28th since I got a call from the Red Cross about a donation drive at the expo center. They asked if I knew anyone else who'd want to go and I mentioned you. I thought they'd call.
NOPE. They scheduled you right after me.

blackfuredfox wrote:

lunar_helix wrote:

I wanna go to the UK. ;~; And see THINGS!

Hey, im going to donate blood on the 28th since I got a call from the Red Cross about a donation drive at the expo center. They asked if I knew anyone else who'd want to go and I mentioned you. I thought they'd call.
NOPE. They scheduled you right after me.

Didn't get to donate the other day 'cause I was surfin' the Crimson Tide pretty hard. So no sex AND no donating. But all this waiting is totally about to pay off.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv wrote:

I think the two of us are too sarcastic to ever carry on a conversation. The sarcasm wavefunction destructively interferes and I never know what you actually mean.

I like how you phrase that. We're both too sarcastic, but the problem is you not knowing my intent more than the other way around. Nice to see someone around here take a stab at some fucking personal responsibility for a change. If you want me gone, I'm gone. This place has been putting a bad taste in my mouth for a while (the thing with the first intro post and my girlfriend's appalled reaction really just being the catalyst to me acknowledging it).

I never asked you to leave, and I have no reason to want you gone. But you are a free agent, and if you feel your time would be better spent anyplace other than a time-wasting forum, you may leave.