General Time Wasting Thread 6

Oh and my dad said he'd help me get a weight belt so I can start running and doing pull ups where I drop my body instead of let myself down. The reason for the weight belt being to stop my lower vertabrae, the fractured one, from breaking more and making a slip and slide out of my insides.

blackfuredfox wrote:

Oh and my dad said he'd help me get a weight belt so I can start running and doing pull ups where I drop my body instead of let myself down. The reason for the weight belt being to stop my lower vertabrae, the fractured one, from breaking more and making a slip and slide out of my insides.

That's awesome. My mom's getting me some light weights to take to that Zumba class. I didn't wanna take any more classes, but she guilted me into it saying that she was doing this to support my enlistment.

lunar_helix wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Oh and my dad said he'd help me get a weight belt so I can start running and doing pull ups where I drop my body instead of let myself down. The reason for the weight belt being to stop my lower vertabrae, the fractured one, from breaking more and making a slip and slide out of my insides.

That's awesome. My mom's getting me some light weights to take to that Zumba class. I didn't wanna take any more classes, but she guilted me into it saying that she was doing this to support my enlistment.

Awesome sauce, WHOA WHOA WHOA, talking about getting in shape and making our lives into something, WERE LOOSING OUR WIERDNESS. Our only solution, after boot camp we need to pool our money immediately to buy a 1984 Camaro T Top and play poison all the way back here while eating B Dubs wings and throwing the bones out onto the road.

YES. I CONCUR. WHILE WEARING OUR HOTSY TOTSY NAZI UNIFORMS THAT SHELBY IS GOING TO HATE ME FOR BUYING AND WEARING TO PRIDE FEST.

lunar_helix wrote:

YES. I CONCUR. WHILE WEARING OUR HOTSY TOTSY NAZI UNIFORMS THAT SHELBY IS GOING TO HATE ME FOR BUYING AND WEARING TO PRIDE FEST.

I will go with you to pride if I can get the black SS uniform from the begining of that song. But on the way back from Parris Island, im not taking off my Greens until SgtMaj and Col see me so I can prove to them I fucking made it. I also plan on destroying my health right after boot camp with b dubs, hardees and white castles.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv wrote:

I think the two of us are too sarcastic to ever carry on a conversation. The sarcasm wavefunction destructively interferes and I never know what you actually mean.

I like how you phrase that. We're both too sarcastic, but the problem is you not knowing my intent more than the other way around. Nice to see someone around here take a stab at some fucking personal responsibility for a change. If you want me gone, I'm gone. This place has been putting a bad taste in my mouth for a while (the thing with the first intro post and my girlfriend's appalled reaction really just being the catalyst to me acknowledging it).

you seem to have more anger and vengeance built up than Raiden from metal gear solid. I mean seriously. did somebody kill your wife, rape your daughter, kidnap your son, get you fired, tell everybody false rumors about you, frame you for a crime, stick a dildo up your ass, beat you half to death, run your dog over, stick your cats head on a pole, and mug you all in one day?

MiloTime wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv wrote:

I think the two of us are too sarcastic to ever carry on a conversation. The sarcasm wavefunction destructively interferes and I never know what you actually mean.

I like how you phrase that. We're both too sarcastic, but the problem is you not knowing my intent more than the other way around. Nice to see someone around here take a stab at some fucking personal responsibility for a change. If you want me gone, I'm gone. This place has been putting a bad taste in my mouth for a while (the thing with the first intro post and my girlfriend's appalled reaction really just being the catalyst to me acknowledging it).

you seem to have more anger and vengeance built up than Raiden from metal gear solid. I mean seriously. did somebody kill your wife, rape your daughter, kidnap your son, get you fired, tell everybody false rumors about you, frame you for a crime, stick a dildo up your ass, beat you half to death, run your dog over, stick your cats head on a pole, and mug you all in one day?

This would be a perfect opportunity to call pot-kettle-black, but the truth is it wouldn't be right to call me the kettle and you the pot when it's more like you're just a tea leaf.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv wrote:

I think the two of us are too sarcastic to ever carry on a conversation. The sarcasm wavefunction destructively interferes and I never know what you actually mean.

I like how you phrase that. We're both too sarcastic, but the problem is you not knowing my intent more than the other way around. Nice to see someone around here take a stab at some fucking personal responsibility for a change. If you want me gone, I'm gone. This place has been putting a bad taste in my mouth for a while (the thing with the first intro post and my girlfriend's appalled reaction really just being the catalyst to me acknowledging it).

you seem to have more anger and vengeance built up than Raiden from metal gear solid. I mean seriously. did somebody kill your wife, rape your daughter, kidnap your son, get you fired, tell everybody false rumors about you, frame you for a crime, stick a dildo up your ass, beat you half to death, run your dog over, stick your cats head on a pole, and mug you all in one day?

This would be a perfect opportunity to call pot-kettle-black, but the truth is it wouldn't be right to call me the kettle and you the pot when it's more like you're just a tea leaf.

WOW...



I... LOVE TEA~

MiloTime wrote:

I... LOVE TEA~

As do I. But I prefer mine to be fresh and not loaded with mercury.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I... LOVE TEA~

As do I. But I prefer mine to be fresh and not loaded with mercury.

Whoa wait, WHAT THE FUCK?

8-bit wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I... LOVE TEA~

As do I. But I prefer mine to be fresh and not loaded with mercury.

Whoa wait, WHAT THE FUCK?

DERLICIOUS.

I just had tea tonight... and a can of Arizona sweet tea earlier today...
I'M SO FUCKED.

8-bit wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I... LOVE TEA~

As do I. But I prefer mine to be fresh and not loaded with mercury.

Whoa wait, WHAT THE FUCK?

Go play RE 4 with the Pony skins mod you probably have. You're not part of what's irritating me for a change.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Go play RE 4 with the Pony skins mod you probably have. You're not part of what's irritating me for a change.

I was only shocked to here about there being mercury in tea.


And I don't have any pony mods for RE4.










I have them for TF2 :I

Wolf-Bone wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I... LOVE TEA~

As do I. But I prefer mine to be fresh and not loaded with mercury.

I'll take mine with 2 moles of lead.

8-bit wrote:

I was only shocked to here about there being mercury in tea.

You know, mercury being that toxin famous for destroying people's brains, and how people literally ingested it? Okay, the teapot is a community of any kind - fuck it why do I explain this shit to you, every time.

8-bit wrote:

And I don't have any pony mods for RE4.

If people have them where you can play as Sonic and Link and whatnot, it probably exists or someone will make it.

8-bit wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Go play RE 4 with the Pony skins mod you probably have. You're not part of what's irritating me for a change.

I was only shocked to here about there being mercury in tea.


And I don't have any pony mods for RE4.










I have them for TF2 :I

I have but one TF2 mod installed. Female pyro. All the animations are made specifically for it, I swear.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

You know, mercury being that toxin famous for destroying people's brains, and how people literally ingested it? Okay, the teapot is a community of any kind - fuck it why do I explain this shit to you, every time.

I thought you were being literal. Perhaps you should knock it the fuck off with the damn metaphors and the "everything is cynical" stuff.

8-bit wrote:

I thought you were being literal. Perhaps you should knock it the fuck off with the damn metaphors and the "everything is cynical" stuff.

Maybe you shouldn't expect literalism from a guy you know is into metaphors, at least when the phrase kinda says on its face "this is a metaphor" considering it wouldn't make any damn sense if read literally. It's not that complicated.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Maybe you shouldn't expect literalism from a guy you know is into metaphors, at least when the phrase kinda says on its face "this is a metaphor" considering it wouldn't make any damn sense if read literally. It's not that complicated.

I shouldn't need a cypher sheet to read your posts though. :I

8-bit wrote:

I shouldn't need a cypher sheet to read your posts though. :I

You don't even need Cliffnotes, you just need to have had much of anything the fuck to do with what the post was about.

Guys.
I'm a lombax.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

You don't even need Cliffnotes, you just need to have had much of anything the fuck to do with what the post was about.

What if I just want to make conversation?

Pliio wrote:

Guys.
I'm a lombax.

HOLY SHIT, NO WAY!

Pliio wrote:

Guys.
I'm a lombax.

I'm a cow.

8-bit wrote:

What if I just want to make conversation?

I ain't stopping you.