General Time Wasting Thread 10: Incest Edition

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

well I'm a pacifist, so.... could you be the one to beat the living hell out of foxy boy? I think I'd love to see this more than wolfbone

I'm kind of a pacifist too.

Oh well, I guess Foxy Boy could just beat the living crap out of himself while we record it. I bet it would get lots of youtube views.

I'd pay to see it

Oh, we could make money! How long of an ad do you think we can we put before it on Youtube?

psh, make it one of those 2:30 long ads.... and make it un-skippable.

no you know what, make the video the ad! that way, everybody who watches their random youtube video's will be forced to look at it.

MiloTime wrote:

psh, make it one of those 2:30 long ads.... and make it un-skippable.

I knew that people had a strong desire to see Foxy Boy get his ass kicked, but 2:30? That's amazing. We'll literally earn millions of cents in this business venture!

Someone had a bumper sticker that said Perù, it was in script though and it REALLY looked like it said Penis
Eh, it's kind of hard to explain unless I drew it, so just take my word for it

My breathing is still shallow as fuck to the point where I can watch my heart beating in my chest. My heart rate is at 96 BPM and im just sitting here. The fuck?

Have you found any ways to lower your blood pressure? Moving out should help with that. Get away from those fucktard kids and your sisters.

Well the results are in, you fucking bellends.

I was only able to find 1 group of people playing soccer, I probably had the ball for about 3 minutes and then I got tired of those slow asses trying to catch me.

Luckily I also brought some paper, tape and a black marker!

My first victim was a builder, I walked up with my binder and said "I've got some documents your foreman asked me to deliver to you"

-hands piece of paper reading "PRICK"-

I don't think he found it quite as funny as I did because he chased me down the whole street xD


Then I went to Bobby O'brian's, the Irish pub and slapped a sign reading "free sex show today" in the window.

Just down the street is another pub called "Mc'abes". Again, I went inside and slapped a sign on the window reading "We have sex with all our beer fountains"

Then I went to a bus terminal and told a random guy that a woman -points to one- asked me to give him a message, and I handed him a piece of paper reading "POLE SMOKER"

"Fuck you asshole"
"Your welcome at my place any time, you fucking pole smoker!"

Lastly I went into a church and put up a sign in the window that said "ALL MALE DANCERS EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY"

That one was definitely the best xD

Oh, and I'd like to ad in that the chances of people trying to fight me are very low, I'm not like huge and strong, but I've got some muscles and I'm taller than most guys, which would definitely make me think about fighting me if I were somebody else xD

foxy_boy wrote:

Well the results are in, you fucking bellends.

I was only able to find 1 group of people playing soccer, I probably had the ball for about 3 minutes and then I got tired of those slow asses trying to catch me.

Luckily I also brought some paper, tape and a black marker!

My first victim was a builder, I walked up with my binder and said "I've got some documents your foreman asked me to deliver to you"

-hands piece of paper reading "PRICK"-

I don't think he found it quite as funny as I did because he chased me down the whole street xD


Then I went to Bobby O'brian's, the Irish pub and slapped a sign reading "free sex show today" in the window.

Just down the street is another pub called "Mc'abes". Again, I went inside and slapped a sign on the window reading "We have sex with all our beer fountains"

Then I went to a bus terminal and told a random guy that a woman -points to one- asked me to give him a message, and I handed him a piece of paper reading "POLE SMOKER"

"Fuck you asshole"
"Your welcome at my place any time, you fucking pole smoker!"

Lastly I went into a church and put up a sign in the window that said "ALL MALE DANCERS EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY"

That one was definitely the best xD

Oh, and I'd like to ad in that the chances of people trying to fight me are very low, I'm not like huge and strong, but I've got some muscles and I'm taller than most guys, which would definitely make me think about fighting me if I were somebody else xD

you have terrible sense of humor

you're just... bad at everything :V

MiloTime wrote:

you have terrible sense of humor

you're just... bad at everything :V

That ain't true, I bet I'm better at most things than you are.

Y'know like sex and repairing things and cooking... Essential skills xD

But yes, my humor is terrible :V



Why does everyone want to see me get beaten up? What did I ever do to you?

foxy_boy wrote:

Why does everyone want to see me get beaten up? What did I ever do to you?

well I'm sure the people you pissed off as you described in your last post might enjoy seeing said thing.

not to mention, just about every gay man who see's what a terrible gay stereotype you are

I totally forget what I was about to post so I'll just post that I forgot what I was going to post

greg-the-fox wrote:

I totally forget what I was about to post so I'll just post that I forgot what I was going to post

I left this on tab, and came back, forgetting what my reply to your post was going to be

Hey I'm not overly flamboyant, just a little bit.

Besides if anyone has a problem with me being a stereotype they can just suck it, in my mind any gay guy who gets mad about another guy being a "stereotype" is obviously insecure with the fact he's gay, and he feels like he owes society something for allowing it.

If someone is hating on gays, they're going to do it regardless of what you act like.

Besides, looking bad is all in your head :V

MiloTime wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

I totally forget what I was about to post so I'll just post that I forgot what I was going to post

I left this on tab, and came back, forgetting what my reply to your post was going to be

OH GOD IT'S CONTAGIOUS

Skittle wrote:

Time to drink in my friend's honor. And cry my eyes out.

I'm almost always online if you need someone to talk to. Just PM me if you'd like.

FUCK I suck at sewing.

greg-the-fox wrote:

I totally forget what I was about to post so I'll just post that I forgot what I was going to post

Congratulations of making such a time-wasting and incestuous post. It really captures the spirit of the thread.

Lowe's is offering me $8.99/hour, 39 hours a week, as a seasonal loader. My ex has worked at another tool store for three years and makes $8.37.

Oh, how the turn tables.

That's shit money :/

Minimum wage is Canada is $10.50 (which is shitty pay being minimum wage)

Your dollar is currently worth 0.0016 cents more than ours.

foxy_boy wrote:

That's shit money :/

Minimum wage is Canada is $10.50 (which is shitty pay being minimum wage)

Your dollar is currently worth 0.0016 cents more than ours.

The trollionaires need that extra $2.00 an hour to increase the size of their caviar piles.

They don't eat it. They just collect it.

I get $13/hr. I started at $8/hr 6 years ago (when minimum wage was still that low) though.

Minimum wage here is only $7.25, so a jump up to $9 is pretty damn awesome. Especially for as little training as I've had for the position. Not that I need much of that... I'm gonna be pushing carts and hauling lumber. And I'll be all buff and cut and sexy.

Lunar wrote:

I'm gonna be pushing carts and hauling lumber. And I'll be all buff and cut and sexy.

You know, I was talking to Jeff last night, and I brought up an interesting topic...

(Please don't get mad at me xD)

"You know... It's usually not visible if a guy is gay or not... But ironically with lesbians it seems to be the other way around"

"Yeah because they look like fucking lumberjacks"

"Well not all of them, some are just like regular girls appearance wise"

I don't consider myself a butch or a bull-dyke. If anything, I'm a chapstick lesbian and really on the tomboy side. I love women like that. They retain a feminine appearance, while not being a whiny little cunt who thinks she deserves everything and acts like a bitch.

foxy_boy wrote:

Lunar wrote:

I'm gonna be pushing carts and hauling lumber. And I'll be all buff and cut and sexy.

You know, I was talking to Jeff last night, and I brought up an interesting topic...

(Please don't get mad at me xD)

"You know... It's usually not visible if a guy is gay or not... But ironically with lesbians it seems to be the other way around"

"Yeah because they look like fucking lumberjacks"

"Well not all of them, some are just like regular girls appearance wise"

1) Broad sweeping generalization.
2) Except not always.
3) Profit.


Cool story bro.