Confessions thread

I like dripping hot candle wax

I use being gay as a ploy to get chicks.

Years back my ex-boyfriend used to live with his family. They didn't really care for me much on account of I was bagging their son and didn't want me staying around overnight.

His sister was all, "oh, don't go out in the cold, come hide in my bed I mean you're so gay it's okay."

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jcstinks wrote:

I use being gay as a ploy to get chicks.

Years back my ex-boyfriend used to live with his family. They didn't really care for me much on account of I was bagging their son and didn't want me staying around overnight.

His sister was all, "oh, don't go out in the cold, come hide in my bed I mean you're so gay it's okay."

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it's ok. we use being gay to steal your girlfriends by listening to them bitch about you

jcstinks wrote:

I use being gay as a ploy to get chicks.

Years back my ex-boyfriend used to live with his family. They didn't really care for me much on account of I was bagging their son and didn't want me staying around overnight.

His sister was all, "oh, don't go out in the cold, come hide in my bed I mean you're so gay it's okay."

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What a player.

jcstinks wrote:

I use being gay as a ploy to get chicks.

Years back my ex-boyfriend used to live with his family. They didn't really care for me much on account of I was bagging their son and didn't want me staying around overnight.

His sister was all, "oh, don't go out in the cold, come hide in my bed I mean you're so gay it's okay."

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11/10

jcstinks wrote:

I use being gay as a ploy to get chicks.

Years back my ex-boyfriend used to live with his family. They didn't really care for me much on account of I was bagging their son and didn't want me staying around overnight.

His sister was all, "oh, don't go out in the cold, come hide in my bed I mean you're so gay it's okay."

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Creepy.

Butterflygoddess wrote:

jcstinks wrote:

I use being gay as a ploy to get chicks.

Years back my ex-boyfriend used to live with his family. They didn't really care for me much on account of I was bagging their son and didn't want me staying around overnight.

His sister was all, "oh, don't go out in the cold, come hide in my bed I mean you're so gay it's okay."

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Creepy.

Glad Im not the only one who thought so

Looks like I just got

[ ] TOLD
[ ] TAILHOLED
[X] KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC

jcstinks wrote:

Looks like I just got

[ ] TOLD
[ ] TAILHOLED
[X] KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC

Oh you.

I think everyone new that I meet hates me automatically, and that keeps me from trying to get to know people better. Even online sometimes...

Lucan wrote:

I think everyone new that I meet hates me automatically, and that keeps me from trying to get to know people better. Even online sometimes...

everyone I know in RL basically said this to me:

"the first time I met you, I didn't like you. then after I got to know you, I thought you were really cool."

I guess I make a bad first impression, but ultimately make for a good friend. maybe that's the same for you. give it time, and I'm sure people will warm up to you.

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

I think everyone new that I meet hates me automatically, and that keeps me from trying to get to know people better. Even online sometimes...

everyone I know in RL basically said this to me:

"the first time I met you, I didn't like you. then after I got to know you, I thought you were really cool."

I guess I make a bad first impression, but ultimately make for a good friend. maybe that's the same for you. give it time, and I'm sure people will warm up to you.

I'll be straight with you, I literally thought the same exact thing. And Impact's reasons for trolling you being right on the money with my initial impression of you did not help.

But for me...I'm probably the opposite. I get obnoxious over time. I don't know why I haven't been cursed out yet. Not even on FAF by the most arrogant douche licks high ranking people. lol

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

I think everyone new that I meet hates me automatically, and that keeps me from trying to get to know people better. Even online sometimes...

everyone I know in RL basically said this to me:

"the first time I met you, I didn't like you. then after I got to know you, I thought you were really cool."

I guess I make a bad first impression, but ultimately make for a good friend. maybe that's the same for you. give it time, and I'm sure people will warm up to you.

I don't really know what I'm doing either. I want to try and make friends with some people but I just don't know how to break the ice. I also constantly feel like I'm annoying when I do try. Actually I feel like I am all the time, but I do pick up friends. I have a few really good ones, but I'd like to be more social. Right now I just act coldly towards anyone I don't know, IRL.

Lucan wrote:

I don't really know what I'm doing either. I want to try and make friends with some people but I just don't know how to break the ice. I also constantly feel like I'm annoying when I do try. Actually I feel like I am all the time, but I do pick up friends. I have a few really good ones, but I'd like to be more social. Right now I just act coldly towards anyone I don't know, IRL.

You took my words there, sir.
it's not easy being the silent type.

XoPachi wrote:

I'll be straight with you, I literally thought the same exact thing. And Impact's reasons for trolling you being right on the money with my initial impression of you did not help.

But for me...I'm probably the opposite. I get obnoxious over time. I don't know why I haven't been cursed out yet. Not even on FAF by the most arrogant douche licks high ranking people. lol

you follow his words about me a little too closely. half the things he claimed about me would make a serial killer look like a saint. it's done with. it's over. I don't see him anymore. but whatever, believe him if you want. I'm sure everyone else does. whatever he says about me now is purely obsession... then again, it's always been that way with him.

besides, what I said doesn't really apply to the internet. plenty of people still hate me, let alone this place. it's more or less RL people. I think the internet works the opposite way for me actually. they start out liking me, then start hating me, lol. but that's ok, I have certain people that stick with me.

yeah, i has a confession n shit

ayight, check this shit out, bitches. my confessions be the followin'

i confesses that i am a proud heterosexual male, a proud anglo-saxon male. that means i be proud of both my penis, which i stick in womens and my white skin and the european heritage that borned it. and since i'm both a heterosexual (the right kind of) male and a white (the right kind) of male, that means i'm twice a man.

now i knows i said i wasn't back up in this motherfucker, but i ain't sayin' i back
cuz i never left

so fuck you. this be a free country and can't nobody tell me shit. bitches

praise tha 12 gauge.

I confess I have never watched Dr. Who.

I just know all I do about from bronies (who are also big fans) and Linkara.

Butterflygoddess wrote:

I just know all I do about from bronies

In my experience, that actually gets you pretty far. There's a cool whovian who hangs around the MLP subreddit, his magnificent collection of Dr. Who reaction gifs inspired me to watch the program.

Now I'm so British that I refer to shows as 'programs'.

I watched two episodes and stopped.

Wasn't made for me, I guess.

Riv wrote:

Butterflygoddess wrote:

I just know all I do about from bronies

In my experience, that actually gets you pretty far. There's a cool whovian who hangs around the MLP subreddit, his magnificent collection of Dr. Who reaction gifs inspired me to watch the program.

Now I'm so British that I refer to shows as 'programs'.

It's a cute show. I like the concept but it does sound a smidge cheesy. Sorta a Star Trek Generations tone imo.

But I might have to watch it one day. >.> I want that questionmark cane.

Butterflygoddess wrote:

It's a cute show. I like the concept but it does sound a smidge cheesy. Sorta a Star Trek Generations tone imo.

But I might have to watch it one day. >.> I want that questionmark cane.

Question mark cane? That's some old-school stuff right there. That was 7, I believe, and the oldest I've watched is 8.

Zaraphayx wrote:

I watched two episodes and stopped.

Wasn't made for me, I guess.

The first two of the 9th Doctor, or just two at random? The first two were definitely not the best. The first season gets pretty damn good towards the end, though.

I like dicks

Riv wrote:

The first two of the 9th Doctor, or just two at random? The first two were definitely not the best. The first season gets pretty damn good towards the end, though.

The one with David Tennant.